/balt/ + /ausnz/

night edition

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1st for me

hehe

2nd for anime I guess

saved :)
hope it'd not one of these viruses the chinks hide in image files nowadays

>hope it'd not one of these viruses the chinks hide in image files nowadays

no of course not...
hehehe

also anime

hmm

Don't trust him desu

Don't trust anyone.

Why should I trust you telling me to not trust anyone?

xth for substance abuse and peaceful sleep

Well that was hella awkward earlier

I think it would have gone a bit better if alcohol had been involved

You shouldn't.

Welcome back qt
It's all a learning experience I suppose

I heard.
There is always a next time.

You shouldn't do drugs.
Drugs are bad.

that's a good way of looking at it

maybe we should go out for drinks sometime

>maybe we should go out for drinks
I would like that

...

>today is the day

y-yea

i-it sure was

wait, did you already meet?

yes

how did it go?

can't sleep so I did a simple guitar loop and improvised some random shit vocaroo.com/i/s1hNELHA0aiW

I don't know
Awkward I guess

oh

um... It was super awkward to begin with, it got a bit better later but overall awkward/10
sounds nice

>tfw way too sober and awkward to do any cuddling

sad

truly

Hot girl came into work today lads. I wad on front desk. Haha.

did you spill spaghetti?

No luckly

Well that's an improvement

9 mins till I can leave work. Thinking about not coming in tomorrow.

>Thinking about not coming in tomorrow.
Why?

Honey, I'm home.

Boring & no jobs coming in.

Welcome back
>Boring
I mean jobs are

Walked to the fish n chip shop only to realise it was closed.
Boy do I feel silly.

I TOLD HER BABY, FUCK IT UP, ONE TIME
BA-BABY, FUCK IT UP, ONE TIME

I JUST TOOK SOME MOLLY, WHAT ELSE?

Closed on a Wednesday?

These cunts have strange hours and always piss off back to hong kong for a week or two without consulting me first.
The bloody nerve of them.

Time to smash their fuckin windows.
Teach them that fish and chips take priority over their lives.

yeah..

YEAH!

TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY

Its not long before Constable Scott notices he is dealing with an Asian.

morning everyone

Good morning mate.

Hey matey

Mornin'

Well that movie was... interesting

good morning

What movie did you watch?

What movie did you watch?

Oi that was my comment you bastard!

Blue Velvet

>go on /balt+ausnz/
>just anime posting
Maybe next time will be better

>where he encounters sexually depraved psychopath
Sounds delightful

Hmmm you win this round, ONLY because you were quicker than me.
I WON'T let this happen again believe me.

This is an anime friendly general.

Oh yea?
*types faster than you*

Performance enhancing drugs?!

I'm contacting the authorities, this has to be against shitposting regulations.

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W-WHOA....

Sorry, I had to get something out.
I hope I didn't startle you.

You did a little bit.
Was a very powerful post.

It's times like these I would love to live alone so I could scream away my troubles.

Name a better SNES game than FF VI

protip: it's literally impossible

what's troubling you?

Uncertainty

Never had a nintendo console so I'll take your word for it.
I have played FF VI though.

DREAMS TO SURVIVE, DREAMS MAKE THE WISH COME TRUE....

Check these trips.

Where are they mate?

Right here matey

No luck this time it seems. I was lucky to get the impressive numbers last thread.

Dubs I end it all

Bugger

please don't

I'll take it into consideration

>Woman picks up shark, throws it out of Cronulla ocean pool

baka.com.au/environment/animals/woman-picks-up-shark-throws-it-out-of-cronulla-ocean-pool-20171010-gyyct7.html

G'day cobbers. Just in from the gym. First time in a while. Fucking rekt.

suicide is a sin

>baka.com.au

lol

Sydney Morning Herald (s m h)

Goodnight lads

i guess you could call her a sick cunt

Good night

why is it so cold again lads

night

Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

She's earnt the title. Rescuing animals is a shortcut to sick cuntdom.

Because you're in New Zealand.

>people are calling it the most Australian thing ever
It would be more accurate if she caught the cunt in a net and shot the fucker several times in the head before leaving it to bleed out before dumping it's body in the ocean.

Why would that be Australian? What very specific thing are you even referring to?

>and shot the fucker several times in the head
australians don't have guns dummy

>shot the fucker several times in the head
Now how on earth is an Australian going get a gun?

The Western Australian shark culls where you cunts went around ruthlessly murdering sharks and fucking the entire ocean ecosystem so that some surfies could feel slightly more safe in the water even though there is about 1 attack a year.

It was the government

>fucking the entire ocean ecosystem

I was against the cull, but let's not blow things out of proportion.

Sharks are an integral part of the marine ecosystem.
It's called a trophic cascade, if you adversely effect the top of the food chain it passes down the wrecks everything.

I was just saying that I thought it was ironic that rescuing a shark was called "the most Australian thing ever" when it's one of the only countries with a modern history of trying to exterminate the cunts.

good that there are no sharks in the baltic sea

... are there?

Plenty