God bless Poland, God bless America

Poland is the America of Europe, prove me wrong (protip: you cunt)

We have literally nothing to do with yurocucks. Our ambitions reach way higher than that. You are all effete fags to us t b h (talking specifically about western Europeans here, btw). Proofs:

- We are deeply religious & patriotic -- these two things being tightly linked
- We hate commies and socialism
- We value freedoms and independence above all else
- We love our military
- We are the most America-loving country in Europe
- USA is synonymous with "cool"
- We pledge allegiance to our country as children (Kto ty jesteś? Polak mały [...] -- the poem ends with us saying we are ready to sacrifice our life for it)
- We're unapologetically materialistic -- money is everything
- We're narcissistic af -- Poles unironically believe they are the Christ of Nations ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_of_Europe ), and that there is an age-old prophecy about Poland becoming a superpower in the coming decades (if you mention any of this to westerners as a Pole, other Polish people immediately switch to Polish and jump on you telling you to keep your mouth shut)
- We're currently turning Warsaw into the most American-looking city in Europe ( youtube.com/watch?v=CncPPHlNmR4 )
- Poland strong, Intermarium when
- Watching 'Home Alone' is a Christmas tradition (when the TV station decided not to air it one year, there were protests all over the country)
- We've been a faithful ally to America for centuries (Kościuszko, Pułaski, Iraq War)
- When Trump visited Poland, it felt like a Trump rally, except everyone was hwhite
- Prolly many more

Conclusion: Poland is more American than America.

I'll finish this post with a famous quote that is close to many Polish hearts:

"Remember this, my fellow Poles: we are not poor -- we're just temporarily embarrassed Americans."
-- Pope John Paul II

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>inb4 Pooland is the Mexico of Europe
Where are the proofs?????????

I like Poland for the reasons you stated and also because the immigrants we get here are nice and hardworking.

But why don't European countries listen to Poland more?

>- Watching 'Home Alone' is a Christmas tradition (when the TV station decided not to air it one year, there were protests all over the country)
Googling about that led me to culture.pl/en/article/home-alone-in-poland-an-unexpected-national-tradition
>And Kevin is not alone. Other icons of American culture have also grown into the Polish holiday landscape. For reasons that remain completely unknown, another recurring Christmas blockbuster was Die Hard. The invincible Bruce Willis taught us a bloody lesson just as we were finishing our family dinners, and as we got down to opening our presents. Why did the Polish TV channels decide to air this action film during the holidays? It’s hard to guess, although noticeably Die Hard is essentially Home Alone for adults. Either way, John McClane nonetheless cheered up our holiday evenings as he performed his spectacular screen battles. And although for some time Die Hard competed with Speed, Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves never made it as big in the realm of Polish Christmas TV as Mr. Willis.
Based.

Are poles the worst posters on Sup Forums? I say yes.

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Poles are like cockroaches. Time and time again, Europe has stomped on them, deeming them to be too disgusting and harmful to be allowed to coexist with civilized nations, and time and time again, the Polish cockroach has emerged from under the shoe.

I'm afraid not

And we love you back, based Poland :DDD

>t. Leaf

No, that would be Canadians. Poles are certainly the most pitiful.

How pathetic do you have to be to stay up until 3:00 AM in Poland just to post your shitty copypasta during Yank hours because otherwise you'd be the laughing stock of this board?

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3am is a comfy time to be awake

poland gave me a day off of school.
eternal ally

America is opulent, excessive, can be crassly grandiose but if executed correctly has potential to be the best of best, we're decedents of people who felt they were big fish in small ponds, we're prone to dichotomous thinking, we prefer directness and forwardness as opposed to the implicit and implied, we value the individual and self-reliance and have contempt for government.

Does this sound like Poland? I don't know much about poland but I know about mine.

Noice. Truly we are the kangz of Sup Forums

t. Surfjan Stevens

>Does this sound like Poland? I don't know much about poland but I know about mine.
Yeah, pretty much on point, although on a much smaller scale, obviously. You could say that the basic drives and ideals are the same, if not the means. The contempt for the government especially, it's common for people to call politicians thieves simply for collecting taxes.

Picture your typical Polish family watching a typically American movie, at the end you see a soldier hoisting an American flag, people salute, jets fly overhead, "justice was served, the world is safe again, god bless America" - somehow everything seems right. "This is what life should be like." As the user above found, it's no wonder a movie like "Die Hard" is such a classic in Poland

During the communist times we would look at a postcard from America, and think to ourselves: this could've been us, if it wasn't for our shitty geographic location that made us constantly fight for the mere right to exist. (And the fact that you were Russia's greatest enemy made America even more attractive.)

And so now the time has come, we're free, and we're gradually getting back on our feet. There's a lot of new energy in us right now, especially among the young, who don't have the hangover from the previous system that is still present in many of their parents

>We are the most America-loving country in Europe
Kosovo and Albania tho

sshh

I used to think Poland was a pathetic country of poor butthurt losers, but now I think it's easily one of the best countries in Europe after making some Polish friends and seeing how based the country is at resisting the EU's globalist horseshit and refusal to let Muslims invade their country

Poland likes us ideologically, Albania and Kosovo like us because we bombed their enemies and gave them clay

good thread

>the girl with TWO flags
god bless

Good post
Every machine shop in the Chicagoland area is run by Poles.

>We hate commies and socialism

That's why poles voted for most socialist party PiS to rule our country

did you get banned from KC, Atlanta?