Embalmed /trb/ - Meme OP Edition

Old thread:
>Meme Poll (vote 17)
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>Facepack (scroll down for torrent):
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>Real names and German/Japanese NT fix
sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/29149/fm2017-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-beta-v11-for-fm17-beta-20102016

>Logos
fmscout.com/c-fm18-logos.html

>Pastebin: Learn how to tribble
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>Macca's official /trb/ database:
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>Thread Song
youtube.com/watch?v=mOtVLaLY1OE

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first for fuck butters the stupid druggo fuck

2nd for lil pump best songwriter of 2017

Oh neat

4th for Discount Australia

nigga go smoke and stop posting for a bit, it's getting worse and worse

wew lads maybe I'll get out of this group after all

It's getting worse and worse for poo peeland you mean

7th for african genocides

i meant the quality of posting is getting worse and worse, and this () testifies in my favour ffs

Oh, I'm looking forward to see your on-topic good posts then, friend!

wtf good post

all bad

good post

How much do i eat tonight

All of it.

45g, leave that 0.4

also is your name a modest mouse reference?

1/3rd

Nothing if you don't need it-

500, not 50

No it's a ""clever"" portmanteau of the orange julius fast food chain and the nickname for the dutch national team

this desu
can someone make a new thread so we can start again? I won't post I promise

The lowest therapeutic dose. If symptoms have not yet subsided, up slowly by 1/10 of a dose until symptoms subside.

Oh I hate myself

there's quite a cheeki difference between 500mg and 45g i reckon

also nice play on the name there, but it would've been better if it was a modest mouse reference
youtube.com/watch?v=sT0qBdHLspQ

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>midseason slump starts in november
Hahaha great stuff guys

Which of these two "wonderkids" is better?
I love them both but I can't justify using two AMCs in the same formation
Left is Fairly Determined and has low consistency
Right is Professional and has above average consistency

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the consistency is probably a big deal, and the personality too (assuming they're on squad statuses too high to be tutored at this point), so I guess I'd go with right.
maybe, even if he can't be your AMC, left could be turned into a box-to-box type with a few years training. he does look really good

Ya jus a bit

I quite enjoy MM, esp We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, but not a reference desu

Thanks grenny

Yeah you're right.
The thing is I suspect left has higher PA since my assman gives him 5 star potential while he gives right only 4.5.

Yeah, the right one. just a few things here and there that are doubtful, but those can be trained.

yeah, and 16 vision at that age is pretty impressive. if there's a way to keep both I'd do it

feel sorry for these guys
>absolute dogshit
>will never find another club clueless enough to give them a professional contract
>rarely play, and yet never make a fuss about it
>nobody wants them even on a free loan
I'm actually playing with wingers for once and I STILL face the "your club is overloaded with garbage wingers" problem

>conceding goals for fun

I despise this game

>half of your fit CBs are suspended
>your striker is in terrible form
>your opponents are in 3rd-last place but were predicted to finish much higher, and have a squad full of highly-motivated players looking for easy prey
merry christmas!

git gud

Have you converted yet to the cult of Juliano, O Pelé Branco?

>your opponents are in 3rd-last place but were predicted to finish bottom, and have a squad full of highly-motivated shit players with no flair looking to take a dump on you

ftfy

uh

>Still being on V1
Check out this faggot

>FROM 30 YARDS OUT!!
>THAT'S HIS FIRST EVER GOAL FOR FARMERS & BRICKWORKERS AFC

>player does a good job for you
>wants to leave for a club who can provide xyz
>causes a ruckus, offer the piece of shit out
>ends up joining an even shittier club cause no one else wants to pay up

Every time.

incidentally, I only won this game thanks to a 25-yard screamer from a shitty no-technique DM (his first ever goal for the club), so I guess I should shut up

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#rare
Not seen an absolute tie before

wtf

its the rules in most leagues, after GD, goals scored, goals conceded, h2h then it just becomes a literal coinflip.
I think some places do a penalty shootout between the two teams.

I'm pretty sure this is a mistake in the game engine and that most FA's have the two teams play a playoff game in this circumstance. Which is the logical thing to do.

don't know what the rules are, maybe it's just because there wasn't a promotion/relegation spot at stake

I'd demand a fucking retrial. Or a match wtf

>then it just becomes a literal coinflip.
i'd be mad as FUCK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_CONCACAF_Gold_Cup#Group_D
canada advanced from their gold cup group in 2000 (and went on to win the tournament) thanks to a coin toss

NOW IM REALLY MAD

I hear its still talked about
>the great coin toss victory of 2000

>SI in charge of predicting the future

>The tournament marks the only time a CONCACAF Gold Cup has been won by a country other than the United States or Mexico, and the only time in the tournament's history that neither the United States nor Mexico made the final.
What a terrible continent

>Man City targeted Ings to increase their homegrown contingent
Seems legit to me

interesting move. bit strange that they'd choose a pic of a 40-something alcoholic dockworker to announce their signing but good for them

Also in some places they count the red and yellow cards before going for the coinflip.

God do I love playing in the English 12th division

The fact that this coin toss is probably only top five in coin-related moments in Canadian history is pretty something.

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Alaves or the fantastical story of how to be in euro league places when you're scoring as much as the relegation candidates

is dyche their manager?

Giovanni de Biasi

I'm using wingers in my current save (because some clown here convinced me 4-4-2 was a good idea) and they're not helping me tribble very well 2bh. an assist every 3-4 games and that's it. the biggest difference they make is that my fullbacks don't get as tired, which is useful I guess but hardly worth 2 positions on the field

I guess it's a country full of loonies hhaha

Give up on wingers and make the old Brazilian magic box formation work. Still technically 4-4-2 right?

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4-2-3-1 lad with attacking wingers, they'll contribute loads

Why is there no option to edit stadiums desu

>I'm using wingers in my current save (because some clown here convinced me 4-4-2 was a good idea) and they're not helping me tribble very well

It's your tactics

This is how to winger properly

is the goalkeeper on the right better or am i just being islamaphobic? I just can't get past the 9 one on ones on the Indonesian goalkeeper.

rushing out means their tendency to rush out rather than how good they are at it, correct?

if one option is indonesian the answer is always gonna be that

The Indo is clearly better.

I'd say the guy on the right is slightly better, not by a lot though. Positioning, handling, and balance are the 3 most important attributes on the match engine for keepers and he wins at 2/3.

>rushing out means their tendency to rush out rather than how good they are at it, correct?

correct

I think they're pretty equal in terms of skills. I'd take the one who has better personality and hiddens, especially consistency and professionalism

do you want to change how they look?

Hi lads, I want to craft the FM2017 badge but I still need one card, the Roaming Playmaker.

If anyone would be willing to trade it for my spare Deep Lying Playmaker, or a card of equal value from some random other game, pls hit me up;

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Is attacking mentality the biggest meme of them all? Everytime I go from standard to attacking I get zero highlights for my side and just let in goals. But if I go standard I almost always dominate.

it's your tactics

when using attacking you need to take into account that it will make your players prefer higher tempo and more direct decisions and if you don't take that into account with your team instructions they'll be prone to just hoofing the ball and trying to pull off hollywood passes all the time because they don't have the mental capacity to operate at that speed. so they just lose possession before ever getting the ball anywhere

I play from a control mentality with a focus on possession, but tend to switch to attacking if the game drags scoreless or we fall behind.

Attacking mentality with higher tempo, direct decisions, get creative or push forward instructions, and some other tactical instructions that fit your team and style of play (my shit works for lower league, but you might wanna rethink it for top leagues)

Salzburg pls go

but... what does this have to do with scouting? my own player is telling me he likes another one of my players

...are they planning on coming out?

tfw blooter to win

That was as tight as a loli; fuck Hampton & Richmond, but thank fuck for Dullbitch Spamshit existing to keep Telford off my back

I just changed my captain. Is there a specific attribute other than temperament that determines a player's willingness to talk to other players?

I just bought a 2000 euro guitar

Madman. I have never gone over 810 myself. What guitar was it?

>2000 euro guitar
>doesnt like modest mouse
what doing you mad lad

Gibson Custom Shop VOS DC LP Special 1960's reissue

very nice

Y...yes.. I've been looking for one for months now. I wanted a single cut one but those are very hard to find in europe (pic). Double cut plays nicer but looks a little less pretty, but I wasn't going to wait another month and just decided to go with it. I finally have a proper #1 now for gigging with this guitar. I've played a 1978 Gibson for the last few years as my primary with a japanese fender strat as a 2nd guitar but considering that the 1978 one is quite old I wanted something different with p90's.

>tfw I only have a cheap Fender Squire Telecaster at the moment, and my amplifier mysteriously disappeared when moving

I have too many guitars, but I can't sell them because of MUH BONDING. Even my squier affinity has his place.

>1st place, 6 matches to go
>playing two bad teams, then 2nd-5th position
>lose against the 1st bad team
I have a feeling that this isn't ouryearla

Brilliant timing, Mike.

time to hit that reload button

Chillwell is the next Maldini (hopefully).

ehehehe

>get a penalty awarded
>player suddenly develops 20 acceleration and pace while he fetches the ball
Motherfucker.