Ask a guy who just got paid $200 by a Mennonite guy to impregnate his daughter anything

Ask a guy who just got paid $200 by a Mennonite guy to impregnate his daughter anything.

would do again?

I wouldn't miss a chance to spread my genes with such a cute and non-degenerate snow-white lady again, not to mention it was the tightest pussy I've ever fucked (she was virgin). But I don't think I'm gonna get another shot at it, the elder (or whatever the guy's called) said they wouldn't be calling me again because I enjoyed it.

...lol. Have a good night, man. If you're serious, consider throwing something the mom's way when you can. You have to foster the genes, not just spewing them around.

DId you guys do it in the buggy or the barn?

how are you not supposed to enjoy it?

In a home of sorts. They had her covered with a sheet with a hole in it, and I had to do it in front of them.

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You aren't, they think it's sinful. That's why they watch the whole thing, to see if you're enjoying it. It's supposed to be just business.

H-how old is she?

dude wtf the lol bruh i dont even know anymore

Pic related.

Also--Mennonites are deeply religious and would have a handful of qualms with 1) paying for sex 2) pre-martial sex 3) impregnation out of wedlock

It's Saturday. You're on Sup Forums. Just admit it like the rest of us.

How can I do this? Is there Mennonite Craigslist?

How do I get in on this?

If I am to believe what I was told, 19.

Yeah, they're also suffering with genetic problems due to inbreeding. Look it up if you don't believe me.

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This is literally ideal scenario.

Sorry, you have to be lucky like me and live in a village near them. Also, be a WASP.

kys

Isn't this like the third time you made this thread? I swear somebody makes this same exact thread once a month. Are you artistic?

Why would I? I am gonna be a father!

is Hilary having another break down?

why is this slide shill tread up

>on this episode of shillfactor5 user tries his hand at writing a romance novel

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Do you get to fuck until she conceives? It's not a guarantee you know.

My dog gets more than that for stud fees.

I don't think I'm fucking her again, the Mennonite elder in the room thought I seemed to enjoy the act, so they expressed reserves about calling me again.

Good for him.

Only$200?

I'm not complaining, it's two-hundred bucks tax-free. And I also got laid.

You are a liar. The only sect that does this are Hutterites, and that is literally because the entire area is related and are not only not Amish but a basket of crazy. Amish have key parties with neighboring communities when genetic diversity grows thin, and adopt the family as a result--similar to the concept of "hanai" in Hawaii.

Source: I'm living near Mesopotamia, OH the Amish capital of the US and worked for the state for nearly a decade managing infrastructure with Amish contractors, my next door neighbor is an Amish mason with the name of Byler, Amish built, repaired and modernized my tea/greenhouse (former barn), house and quonset hut and the sons of bitches Rumspringa kids are always fucking near my pond.

Oh and I also tried to crash an Amish key party once and got BTFO and nearly fired. Fucking unfair.

Who said anything about the Amish, you moron?

>Mennonite
or
>WASP

pick one op.

you are a terrible liar.

I am a WASP, you idiot. Can you even read?

Also, you forgot to turn on your American proxy, everyone can see your Canadian flag now and no one will take you seriously.

cool story bro, but, I caught you in a lie.

Mennonites aren't anglo-saxon, they wouldn't have any preference for it.

White nationalists only restrict white to WASP. The mennonites aren't wasps, they are culturally and ethnically german. If they want to expand their gene pool that suffered from inbreeding, they would do what they always have done, invite in germans. An anglo looks incredibly different from a germanic person.

Mennonites are a branch of Anabaptists like the Amish you stupid fuck. The only difference is that Amish are fundie Mennonites. Where you find Amish you find Mennonites. And if you think the Mennonites would ever do any of that shit you're out of your fucking mind. The only reason the Amish even get away with key parties is that they believe that God's word comes through the head of the male household so if your hubby is okay with it then it's good to go.

I did this once as well. Being watched is awkward and trying to finish with all that pressure is near impossible.
I hated it and honestly felt kinda used when I reflected on it after I got back home.

You have to live near a Mennonite community. Usually it's done through word of mouth so they kinda feel like they still know, however tenuous, who is doing it. My uncle did it once and tends to buy a lot of their furniture so they asked him if he had any family.

You don't have to be a WASP. They take any generic white Europeans. I'm French Canadian. You also can't be older than 24 usually.

Wtf is a Mennonite

Sounds hot

Creampie surprise

>Mennonite

All you have to do is google it retard, takes like 10 seconds to read it

That's unusual

Hey, I've read a porno story like this.
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~Lasiter
The_Seeding_of_the_Amish_Girl

stop talking out of your ass on the Internet

I went to one of their churches in the valley and it was WASP city

...or maybe his horse fucked you

Prove it. Show us the money.

Fuck I didn't knew they did that kind of stuff, what kind of guys they're looking for? Just be white or good looking ? Height?
I've talked to some several times but nothing about that kind of stuff, does it mean I'm ugly as shit?

It's certainly a tremendous legal risk. Child support and whatnot.

Polite sage because not politics.

>That's why they watch the whole thing