/nba/ GOD DREAM EDITION

my thundies as good as boston confirmed

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first for beasley

Kyrie deserves better than this.

Now, before anybody says it, I'm all for positivity, but not at the expense of realism. Our bench performance has been embarrassing all year. Now it's starting to really catch up with us. I'd love to know what Danny's plan is for the DPE.

third for the raptors suck

>westbrook
>pg
>roberson
>melo
>adams
literally who stops this

Michael Beasley

Not the Warriors

LMAO!!!!!

knicks without zingers apparently.

He's literally the Chinese MVP and used to be a really good player.

He seems to have unJUST'd his shit and is back in shape, playing like he used to when he was first drafted.

Put respect on Beasley's name right the fuck now. Knicks managed to find another steal in the off season.

what would you do if this man tried to score on you

get on my knees and open my mouth

theres already a thread you dumb fucking retarded redditors

>lebron in op
Kys

>wasn't linked in the last thread

KYS newfag

i claim this thread

>didn't bother linking his thread
KYS

the knicks are unironically going to upset some team in the playoffs this year

Boston

Kanter will destroy LeBitch

OKC literally just blitzed the Jazz

How are the Spurs getting beat by 10?

Elite teams:
Rockets- #1 offense, #7 defense
Warriors- #2 offense, #3 defense
Raptors- #4 offense, #6 defense
Celtics- #10 offense, #1 defense
Wizards- #10 offense, #9 defense

>8th seed in the weak ass west is 15-16
>meanwhile the 8th seed in the BEASTERN conference is 17-14

This is only the beginning of Russ going 30/7/7 on 50+ FG% and the Thunder with a .650+ win rate. He's a reigning MVP for a reason.

>"During the sessions, Jackson instructed the Knicks to sit on the edge of their chairs, eyes closed, and count to 10. Breathing in and out, the objective was to clear the mind. They repeated the process several times. Some players were dutiful in the exercise, some indifferent and some downright mocking of its worth, team members said. As Jackson’s relationship with Anthony deteriorated, so did Melo’s commitment to mindfulness training. In the final sessions, witnesses said, it became common for Jackson to tell the players to open their eyes at the end of the exercise, only to find Anthony’s head tilted back, eyes still shut, seemingly snoozing."

...

>you now remember the Celtics losing to the Knicks without Porzingis

>celcucks actually thought they were going to the finals

they really gonna sit fultz out for the whole season huh?

probably roiding him up just like they did ben simmons the entire last season

>inflated schedules against other weak eastern conference teams
>impressive

LMAO

>this post

>5th seed in the worstern conference is 1 game over .500
LMFAO CAN THE WEST GET ANY WORSE!? LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>west teams having so much parity underneath the elite teams that it's a blood bath

>East teams just beat up on the bottom half of their conference and inflate their record

B-b-but the east wuz supposed to be the weak conference!

>worstern conference has two teams with less than 10 wins

...

Is Kawhi Leonard washed up? He's like a worse Tony Allen now. Based Warriors ending the career of the autist robot man that Reddit loves

FUCK YOU

Post your top 10 based off early season so far:

1. Lebron
2. Harden
3. Durant
4. Curry
5. Giannis
6. Anthony Davis
7. Kyrie Irving
8. Chris Paul
9. Aldridge
10. Cousins

> Reminder: Kawhi hasn't played enough games to satisfy top 10 contention

patty thrills

>Lebron
lmao literally 3rd in the shitty east

>tfw no one respects Drummond's elite play this year

why are there two threads

Detroit beats ny
Pellies beat magic
Wizards beat nets
Miami beats mavs
Lou beats rockets
Bucks beat hornets
Okc beats hawks
Nuggies beat blazers
Lakers beat warriors

Screencap.

Shaw is the GOAT

FUCK THE KNICKS

god the celtics are so terrible, the raptors are gonna overtake them

>Porzingis 0-11, 1 point
>Knicks still win the Celtics
How are the Pooltics so bad?

Celtics are so bad

Post your NBA Allstar vote lads

>litterally who stop this
>name one guy
>come on he's Chinese mvp

>Lonzo Ball
>Chris Paul
>LaMarcus Aldridge
>Anthony Davis
>Boogie Cousins

>Ben Simmons
>Kyrie Irving
>Giannis Antetokounmpo
>Kristaps Porzingis
>Lebron James

How did the Celtics do

How about those Lakers

>courtney lee
JUST

Why are the Nets so bad

fuck the knicks

Lakies

Now that harden has been exposed as a kobe wanna be, where do the Rockets go from here?

This OP did not age well

Pray for Chris Paul’s swift return

Or collapse mid season

i was told this was a new thread. but obviously it's a used one, i want my money back.

>peepee stopper loses
>brodie wins
LET'S CELEBRATE!~~~

Harden drops 50 in a loss and yet /nba/ is dead fucking silent about those empty stats...

hmm.... looks like /nba/ just loves to hate on Westbrook for no reason

LONZO IS RAINING ON THE MEMES

>/nba/ is wrong again
sad!

twitter.com/colincowherd/status/883852116187463680?lang=en this tweet is aging really well

>career fg% up to 36%

HOLY FUCK WE GOT A FUCKING SHARPSHOOTER OVER HERE

we gonna figure it out

I can't tell if you can't tell if this is sarcasm or not.

OKC is gonna cripple Harden on Christmas. Screencap this.

eat a dick lakerhater

lonzo's shooting percentage is up to 34% after being sub 29%

why does /nba/ always get btfo? he'll probably be a respectable 40% by the end of the career

by the end of the season*

>golden state struggled to put the lakers away multiple times already this year
uh it's real sweetie :)

>white "men"

40% is absolutely awful and even worse than chuckbrook

where were you when you realized the hawks are going full 96/97 spurs and drafting Ayton and turning him and John Collins into Duncan/Robinson 2.0?

Harden should thank the Brodie again. Brodie hit a clutch shot which is what most people will be talking about instead of his 50 point blunder and pathetic virgin ejection. Truly the MVP.

I could see it. That team is about as relevant as the spurs were before the twin towers.

Um, sorry sweetie but they're getting Luka Doncic and making him the next Great White Hope

Remember when people wanting clarkson to start

Hopefully Budenholzer can get the most out of him. A supreme athletic talent like that and he is a disappointing rim protector so far.

Not if they also have Schroeder on the team. He needs guys like Beverly and Avery Bradley in the backcourt with him.

he'll thank him by blowing him out on christmas

MIA: X-rays negative on Dion Waiters' left ankle
MIA: Hot Josh Richardson scores 24 on 85.7 TS%
CHA: Dwight Howard (finger) uncertain for Saturday
CHA: Kemba Walker leaves game late w/ head injury
DAL: Dirk Nowitzki turns back the clock in Miami
NY: Kristaps Porzingis bounces back w/ 29 points
PHX: Yahoo!: Suns will release Mike James
SAC: De'Aaron Fox (quad) out at least two weeks
BKN: Rondae Hollis-Jefferson posts 21-11-6 line
NO: Jrue Holiday heating up for the holidays
WAS: John Wall plays 16 minutes in blowout loss
POR: Jake Layman listed as starter vs. DEN

>getting skull fucked by Autism Rivers and Sweet Lue

>then throwing a hissy fit and pulling off the most immature shit with the ref to get ejected

>door stopper peepee man

is john wall finished? where is he gonna get traded?

He will leave after 7 years and 2 first round exits

Harden will be blowing the Brodie's socks off alright

Russell Westbrook the last 5 games

28.9 ppg
52% FG%
10 ast
10 reb
1.6 stl
3.4 TO

If bud cant get the most out of him, no one will besides pop

>The same player that got his shit stuffed by Manu on a potential game winning 3 and followed it up by not showing up against a Kawhi-less Spurs

Frontrunning bitch who collapses at the first sign of adversity.

I will laugh my ass of if Derozen doesn't make the all-star game because of Oladipo

Jokic feasting tonight

apparently the system they run at zona doesnt have centers near the rim enough to put up good shot blocking numbers, so hopefully that is playing a part in it. luckily its alot easier to teach defense than offense

Why are you guys still watching this season? Nobody can compete with the Warriors. Rockets went on a 15 win streak and still are about to lose the 1st seed to the Warriors lmao

There's absolutely no way a fringe all-star from bumfuck nowhere like Indiana could get more votes than all of Canada. No one can beat our 4th seed hero.

What McDonald's deals do you faggots get for your team? This deal is actually a free 10 piece or a free quarter pounder with cheese.

Sean Miller can recruit. But is so fucking awful at coaching. And the poll voters fall for his shit every fucking year. Fucking stupid not to have the center every NBA team uses as the last line of defense.

to see if Lebron, IT and co. can kill the snake

i just saw he had 20 points and was wondering how on earth he's able to quietly put these numbers up