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eating vegemite on salada crackers haha

the gf

anime

cute boys

got one of those headaches where you feel your heartbeat behind one of your eyes and it hurts like fuck

the ol' 'graine as some have been known to call it

Eat some more mate, cheers x

Tits

Never had the pleasure to experience such a jouissance.

Crikey mate chuck a sheila tarantula on the barbie m8 fancy a nibble on those succulent hairy legs

Who /GohanBlanco/ here?

Fiona? Shouldn't she be shagging Shrek's filthy green ogre cock right now?

don't speak french sorry swety x

But you speak Japanese right?

:O

Alri lad you on the jet program???

...

うん

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EIGHT

Ah yes, ni hao to you my brother

ニガです

cold shower usually alleviates it a bit for me

nah

are you considering it or something?

Having a wank cleans my migraine up right now! Shame I get it on my tummy though! Worth it I say

JUST

who woiuld win

heathcliff
garfield

:)

Thought about it but not exactly married to the idea. What are you doing over there?

was really stressed but then i remembered catalonia is not spain

mmmmmm curryyyy

alri lass guess where I am haha waheyyy

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SHUT UP YOU RUDE CUNT

*lads

How do you say

You 'gon t' th' pu' la'

TOIL IN T-1 HOUR

Not a scooby, but funnily enough I have seen two British theme pubs here already

barely slept

The Hub is shite, never go there

on train to toil. had about 5.5 hours sleep

oi oi it's shite is it lad

haha you're alreet you know jap, i'll call you jap lad from now on

'ello lads

Noted, thanks

seeing the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle in just over 50 minutes

wonder if she'll give me a hug again and linger for a while

nobody gives a shit mate, jog on and i hope your cute girl with the cute ears gets raped and murdered by a gang of rasheeds

hope she tells you to fuck off so you'll stop going on about your mundane life for five fucking minutes

good morning
bit cold out

toil soon

toil awaits

16° here

-8 degrees celcius here

Bit weird watching a Japanese woman read the news without getting spaffed on like in those videos

you seem to care sweaty
not very likely to happen

22 at the moment, might pop on a jumper

Is it international mental health day, obesity awareness Day or international day of the girl?
I've heard all three

I doubt thats true, only 5 C here
bit surprised there hasnt been any snow yet

the mancave

isnt it great to be young and alive and in love and not doing anything about it and waiting for the feelings to fade away

Same thing nowadays lad

It's the International day of me

you have to suck my willy

>obesity awareness Day

ding

Mental health day was yesterday

barely alive
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>man

Like in what videos? I wanna see this

my feelings for her are getting stronger

Just fucking google it you utterly incapable RUNTOID

Walked past a Legalise Cannabis protest yesterday outside parliament. Loads of people getting high and handing out leaflets, one police car was sat there and the coppers were just watching them get high

I didn't have to go wee wee in the bin today. I didn't need a wee wee from 9pm-ish when I went for a shower to 8am-ish when I went in mummy's en suite.

need a gf like this

I don't get these people who collect loads of shit like this, as if they are following some "nerd standard guide" of all the tacky garbage to buy and create a shrine to in your home

I think most men like to "collect" trinkets and things, but this level of consumer worship does my head in. its not even some zany unique collection like those nutjobs who collect marbles or coins or whatever, just a load of trash that probably has no real meaning to him.

When's a good time to get your hair cut lads?

3 hours and 15 minutes

Can I hold your willy next time you go for a wee? x

that must be very difficult for you

Coin collections are rarely unique. Unless you're collecting every penny you've ever spunked on or some shit

"collectable" coins are fought over like women fight over muscular well-hung black guys

opening time

Oh look, we have a comedian.

Tell us another one

why is it that Western European national teams are literally stacked with Africans yet African national teams are always abysmal?

5 minutes before they close

Could you do google it me?

I'm sorry chap, no willy here.

The african is naturally superior in matters of sport and physical prowess pertaining to raw strength or speed

But Africa lacks the funding and training facilities to hone that inherent superiority into actual skill.

are you from jahpan?

*strokes and pinches your willy through your undies*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? x

Engerland.

>all the heroin addicts who started in the 70s and 80s are now dying of old age

>government claims that the number of heroin deaths is going up because of increased drug use

ah yes

Booo bully boo

nowt wrong with an armful of smack

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gf registrations just opened lads
any candidates?

how the fuck is a WC in Russia supposed to work when their "fans" tried to literally murder everyone at the Euros? What will happen if they draw Poland or something?

can't stand women

Why not just kill all drug addicts

That'd be much cheaper than treating them or locking them up

This girl from college has gotten fit lads

>Me: you've changed a lot since college!
>Her: Does that mean i was ugly? [laughing emoji]

How to proceed

>Me: no it means you're ugly now lmao

it's called "negging", she'll be gagging for it after that

Apparently the father of the baby is black.

>Countries who will be playing in the World Cup: Iceland

>Countries who will NOT be playing in the World Cup: America, Scotland

russian police aren't afraid to knock some heads together to keep fifa happy

she don't mind she don't mind she don't mind
cocaine

still got 2 bags I need to smash down this w/e