/nfl/ general - FAREWELL, OLD FRIEND edition

OAK: Amari Cooper 'on track' to return for Week 16
NYJ: Hack splitting scout-team reps with Stave
ARZ: Larry Fitzgerald remains undecided on 2018
IND: Rashaan Melvin, Denzelle Good out for Week 16
BAL: Jeremy Maclin officially doubtful vs. Colts
WAS: Perine leaves practice with groin injury
MIA: DeVante Parker misses another practice
SEA: Seahawks fined $100K for concussion handling
DEN: Emmanuel Sanders misses another practice
CAR: Devin Funchess expects to play versus Bucs
ARZ: Kerwynn Williams (quad) still not practicing
TB: DeSean Jackson (ankle) absent again Thursday

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Washington Soyskins

football sux

Jay Cutler is an ELITE QB who will make the playoffs and will win the super bowl.

He’s also incredibly handsome and a true man, a real football player.

Drug cartels are scary

Aaron Rodgers is back baby!

Back to throw interceptions?

>Green Bay Soy Packers
>New York Soy Jets
very creative

Soup Sup Forums? Hey I’m at work and I can’t get to ESPN. Has Brady cheated yet today? Anyone know?

Schefter pls go

Back on IR?

on a scale of 1 to 10 how much you do abhor and loathe the local media for your team

for me it's a 10

If they take Mr. Richardson's statue out from the front of BoA or do anything else to fuck with the Panthers any more, I personally know several PSLs who are just going to let their licenses go.

WHO WANTS CAKE!!!

The return of the king baby!

>"Just imagine the rings if I had you"

Catb owl

Arisoyna Cardinals
Soylenta Falcons
Baltisoy ravens
Buffasoy bills
Soyalina Panthers
Soicago Bears
Soycinatti Soygals
Soylend Browns
Dallas Soyboys
Soyver Broncsoys
Detsoyt Lions
SoyBoy Pakcers
Soystan Texans
Soyanapolis Soys
Soysonville Soyguars
Kansoy City Chiefs
Soyami Soyphins
Minnesoyta Soykings
New Soyland Soytriots
Soy Orleans Soints
New Soy Jets
Soy York Soyants
Chadland Raiders
Soyadelphia Soygles
Soy Diego (Soy Angeles) Soygers
Soy Francisco Soy-ty 9ers
Soyattle Soyhawks
Soynt Louis (Los Soyngeles) Soys
Tampa Soy Bucaneers
Tennesoy Soytans
Washsoyngton Soyskins

Arisoyna Cardinals
Soylenta Falcons
Baltisoy ravens
Buffasoy bills
Soyalina Panthers
Soicago Bears
Soycinatti Soygals
Soylend Browns
Dallas Soyboys
Soyver Broncsoys
Detsoyt Lions
SoyBoy Pakcers
Soystan Texans
Soyanapolis Soys
Soysonville Soyguars
Kansoy City Chiefs
Soyami Soyphins
Minnesoyta Soykings
New Soyland Soytriots
Soy Orleans Soints
New Soy Jets
Soy York Soyants
Chadland Raiders
Soyadelphia Soygles
Soy Diego (Soy Angeles) Soygers
Soy Francisco Soy-ty 9ers
Soyattle Soyhawks
Soynt Louis (Los Soyngeles) Soys
Tampa Soy Bucaneers
Tennesoy Soytans
Washsoyngton Soyskins

that depends on how you feel about deep-throaty sloppy blowjobs.

10, Boston media is notoriously vicious

The fudge packers won’t break .500 this season.

Now, in webm form!

80454818
Not fast enough, cucc

>PSL's
I don't know why that is, but after 24 years we can agree that the first move the new owners makes can ONLY be better than what Mr. Fatty Racist Caucasian has been doing.

less than 25 posts and the thread is already shit

!iRYohVN0M2 is soon to be featured in a chris hansen investigation

>Brady
Is he, dare I say it, MVP by default?

hasn't he been already

An investigation, you say?

Oh, looks delicious.

i'd prefer a vicious media to what we have in tampa bay, where people fellate winston for only fumbling the ball twice and only throwing two dropped ints

did you forget how to format a reply you autistic child

Say Arisoyna enough times and you sound like a wiseguy/gangster from the 20s

>Fat white piece of shit building a monument to himself
Is there anything more America 2017?

agreed, this soy meme is extremely unfunny

>Is there anything more America 2017?
Tearing it down and pretending that you've accomplished something by doing it?

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Woah woah woah, I'm not a child you didler

People can't get enough of reading sports opinions that piss them off. That's why sports writers only shit on the local team. That's also why anyone ever comes to Sup Forums.

Kek, what?

>bucme gives a kid a bottle of bud light
>chains em up and says "didly didly" before defiling them

...

get it, because Bucme is a pedophile, and that's its trip?

I know but this is obviously shopped lol

It was never meant to be funny, it's an insult, like the dolphins

I think it's more like that statue is accomplishing negative-something, and removing its ridiculousness gets us back to a more rational nothing.

is it sad that i've never tried alcohol, or cigarettes, or drugs of any kind and i'm 23 years old

WE GODDA TAKE CARE O' DEM CAHDZ IN ARIZOYNA, MR. GARAPOLLO

Yup

>Mr. Fatty Racist Caucasian

Fuck off, Magary.

DMAN BUC ME LOOKS LIKE THIS?

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nah, plenty of time, you can try suicide too!

Does jimmy Garapolopolo have a strong accent or not? I haven't heard him speak yet.

...

Local sports-writers deep-throat the local teams so they can get access and readership. Shitting on the team would serve no purpose.

If you want a business model structured around stoking anger and irrational bullshit, you turn to Mr Rupert Murdoch.

speaks with normal Midwestern accent

He actually sounds a bit like Brady ironically

Can't be a coincidence

>I object to you calling an old racist white guy who has nothing to offer except money, a "fat old racist white guy who has nothing to offer the world except money."

Fak off.

which coaches are getting fired in little over a week

Gonna have to look that mic'd up video up
this reminds me of thing, do you think back up QBs take on the personality of the guy their backing up? Like Cardale becoming angry like Philip Rivers, or Derek Anderson becoming more...flamboyant like >Cam Newton?

t. soyboy

Fox, Koetter, Pagano. Maybe Caldwell

post butt

i figured caldwell would be fine.

no hue jackson though?

>mfw i just named my new born son, "baby jimmy garoppolo, the tiny dragon tamer"

haven't heard that one in a while
he probably will be, but Detroit's GM is a Belichick disciple, I could see him wanting Patricia or McDaniels.

Hue would be my first choice, but they came out and said he's safe.

post birth certificate or it didn't happen

Goddamn that dude has a fast release, kinda does sound like brady, I wonder if he takes his personality and gets pissed at an OC

>they came out and said he's safe.
i thought i heard that too, but wasn't that the old gm?

Go Pants

Lance Vance doesn't need to Pants to Dance

Dorsey is saying he "expects" Hue to be HC next season, meaning it's up to Haslam. And I can't imagine he gives much of a shit.

your HC is probably toast. who you want?

>having to win an owl off of an FG

I hate android

How the fuck will slow ass Darrelle Revis and Marcus Peters keep up with Dolphins Receivers?

that was the owner

The chefs have fast DBs, although they do hold a lot

Cutler looks elite here.

>Dolphinsbro wants to go to the playoffs

Do you remember what happened the last time the Dolphins played the Jaguars in the playoffs?

That’s because he is elite!!

We will get revenge for Marino.

Panthers are winnin the Owl
Can’t stop Cam when he’s having fun

He needs to bring back the dab

>Catb Owl happens
>Cam learns the hard way that the Jaguars corners are better pass catchers than the Panthers wide receivers are

Von Miller

>Can’t stop Cam when he’s having fun
>2015

>losing to the 8-7 vikings with the #1 defense

GOAT for sure
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anything's better than losing to Mark Sanchez in the playoffs

He had no fun in that Owl cause of Von Miller

>hot chocolate and marshmallow while snuggling with my girl
is there a better feeling?

being a Chiefs Fan

Getting off Sup Forums for literally one minute in your life, jesus christ. Shut the computer.

Who needs a WR when Olsen and McCaffrey exist? CAUCASIAN INVASION

Why do I feel more sad for my race when they face hardships, am I a racist?

angry sex with my gf after my team loses

Pfffft hahahahah
I'm on >mobile
Browns fan?

how come the packers organization gets so much flak for only winning 1 with rodgers while the saints get none for only winning 1 with brees, the colts for only 1 with manning, the chargers never being good with rivers, and lots of other very good quarterbacks never doing anything

If Cam had a legitimate #1 deep threat receiver he would play like he did in 2015 more often. Hell he passed for over 4k passing yards his rookie season because he had steve smith.

>browns
fuck you, I'm an angry giants fan banging a south beach girl

the Packers are a historically successful NFL franchise