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ITS UP TO ME NOW TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS EDITION

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the fucking STATE of unn zud

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hat holly willoughby on the right?

fanny poo and willies

embarrassing! sad!

ROSE-MARY!

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hmm yes, the eternal wog

saw this last thread

where should I take the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle for lunch? I'm thinking Starbucks.

Should I offer to buy her lunch or is that just bent?

got a question for any aussies

Kevin Rudd is giving a speech at my uni about "The Global Future of America, China and Europe"

worth going to?

good

have you tried the local landfill?

but 8 seconds is just under 1/8 of a minute

nah

NEED to reintroduce decimal time desu
French had it right
100 seconds to a minute, 100 minutes to an hour, 10 hours to a day
Get it done

yeah mate it's incredibly gay to exchange money for goods and services

at the train station innit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalan_Republic
>9 hours

dont jump

has there ever been a more relatable character?

>can't fish
>can't keep time

>starbucks
really lame
if you want to go out for coffee at least go to some meme non-chain cafe

I'd say getting lunch or a small meal is better.
go get something casual like pizza (but at a "pizzeria" not dominoes or whatever) then walk about town a bit

Jesus Christ lads help me

love how we can post absolutely retarded stuff like this and people take it 100% seriously

fuck off chad

say "grug like pussy"

divide 60 by 8 you retard
7.5

what city are you in?

youtube.com/watch?v=-dNYkHbxNjo

hmm yes, liberals

nicolette
nicolette
you can beat my fleshy clarinet

call her nicorette

Nicolottie you hottie

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can't imagine how much of a runt you have to be to relate to rimmer

asked a girl if she could show me her fanny

she said no

doing a sad now lads

pissing down out there lads

We only have 40 mins for lunch, I'm not going to a proper restaurant lol
not a city, large town in the home counties

>texting you at 01:19
got some nerve hasnt she?

t. kryten

she's playing games lad. she really wants you to pin her to the ground and forcefully take her

bet he meets her before they set off to maccies and she's got a giant chad with her

I don't think any girl would message me if I set up a Tinder.

go to a non-chain cafe if possible. but its better to know where you want to go and actually make a decision

also give a reason, like the lemon drizzle cake in starbucks is particularly good (it is) so it seems like you have a reason for going there specfically, not just that you cant think of anywhere else

I'm not Australian, but I saw him on Worlds Apart w. Oksana Boyko and in my judgment: yes.

this guy is a knower

are you a pokemon? because i'd use my master ball on you

hi
my name's kevin
I'm from queensland
and I'm here to help

beginning to think there is no such thing as a shower and everyone is a grower

desu tinder is a bit of a confidence booster. You always get matches. Or at least you used to anyway, haven't used it in about a year

lads, post a photograph of a lass you'd like to shag

I'm both

i'm the best golfer here, off 6 for the past 6 months i am

Nicollecte your coat luv, you've pulled

why do you keep watching 2007 election campaign ads

there's a few weirdos with impractically large flaccid penises, but for them most part people have small flaccid penises that get bigger with an erection

did the man put the ball in the hole?

FOF (fuck off, frog)

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archaeologist

me

actually so many fit birds in my college its unbelievable
you never see that calibre of women on nights out, wonder where they all go after college

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do you guys have a youtubefu

supposed to rain in a bit haha

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steve

Next term at my uni we have the following tv/film-related guest speakers.

I will probably only be able to go see 3 or maybe 4 of them. Which 3/4 should I go to?

These are the upcoming speakers next term.
>Murray Gold (Dr Who composer)
>JJ Abrams (nu-Star Wars)
>Alex Pettyfer (the actor for Alex Rider)
>Sir Ian McKellen
>Baz Luhrmann
>Sir Anthony Hopkins
>Anna Faris (actress)
>Jeff Zucker (CNN President)
>Terrence Howard (black fella off Iron Man)
>Toby Jones
>Amanda Holden
>Paul Merton

and then theres some other non-film ones like Tom Daley, Paul Manafort, Anthony Scaramucci, Jimmy Page, Calvin Klein, Monica Lewinsky, Manuel Neuer and Sir Roger Scruton also i might go to

ask are terry about his math forumla

there's a woman at work who wants to shag me but she scares me

gay gandalf, hannibal and hecke JJ

Sargon lads

Any ugly virgin man in?

ian mckellen
Baz Luhrman
anthony hopkins

no others worth going to

are business degrees for chads lads?

She is quite hateful. I have witnessed her diatribe of Tories at first hand and found it crass and unprofessional and told her so. Cut her off when she tried to respond which she didn't like.

The hatred of Tories it was fuels her politics and the sheep like followers who find something to attach themselves too.

That said her wording here means she hasn't said anything that is untrue. Tory chap needs to go back and rephrase so that she can't quash debate with semantics.

isn't mckellen senile now

>STUPID NIGGERS, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME

*someone makes a wypipo meme*

>WTF HOW CAN THEY DISCRIMINATE AGAINST WHITES!?

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well you can't succeed in that field unless you're a chad

>Paul Merton

is it a dolphin in a bathtub

I didn't go to film school, I went to films

heheh le fallacy meme

mummy still has one of those shirts knocking around

the thing I don't get about wypipo memes is they seem to slag off WASP culture and redneck culture at the same time
the two are completely different

wrong thread lad

try here

hmm almost as if the second is faked outrage
hmm

Jeff Zucker - ask him about the JQ and whether he thinks it's a problem that so many jews are in the media industry and whether the prevalence of jews in hollywood allowed weinstein's perving to go on for so long

Paul Merton

Anthony Hopkins, bring some fava beans and a nice chianti

JJ Abrams, ask him why he's such a shite film maker and incapable of coming up with anything original

yvonne mcgruder is my waifu

Hmmm. Really makes me think.

youtube.com/watch?v=T_B5CzN9_p0

Leftism is a mental disorder

Paul Manafort and 'mucci, maybe Jeff Zucker to glimpse if he gives away any secrets on spreading fake news.

shan't be watching this

but would like to know the results

president toilet fart

you might not get a few of them. Societies claim they're going to get a load of people in during sign up week but then never do

ned a slut gf to show me the ropes

>enemy team has a tracer doped up on addy
>go to switch to counter
>realise there is no counter
>lose

explain this

>>Murray Gold (Dr Who composer)
>>JJ Abrams (nu-Star Wars)
will be filled with neo-progressive lefty rhetoric

>>Alex Pettyfer (the actor for Alex Rider)
a stupid chad, who cares what he thinks?

>>Sir Ian McKellen
perhaps a good option to seek his wisdom, but he's also openly gay and will probably focus his speech on that

>>Baz Luhrmann
meme director

>>Sir Anthony Hopkins
pedophile insectoid

>>Anna Faris (actress)
unfunny bint

>>Jeff Zucker (CNN President)
lol really? go just to tell him to eat shit

>>Terrence Howard (black fella off Iron Man)
might be alright

>>Toby Jones
might be alright

>>Amanda Holden
she's a woman, what could she possibly offer other than bullshit identity politics and SJWism?

>>Paul Merton
sure why not