*knocks ur path*

*knocks ur path*

Came to the wrong house, sluts.

*rapes them Fansadox style*

>tfw I've cooked many eggs for this night

yessss....

I can't get over the fact that Eli Roth directed a movie where Keanu Reeves fucks his real life wife.
Like he could've cast anyone else but chose his wife

>getting your dick sucked by them

How long would you last, Sup Forums?

10/10

The blonde one is too beautiful. It should be illegal to look so perfect.

This had better be about sex!

bruh

Tim Burton has multiple films about Depp fucking his wife.

>hiring a jungle village to torment your wife
>hiring Conrad Reevus to fuck your wife

Something's happening here.

>be dunston
>check in

prob cum as soon as my dick pops out and apologize profusely desu

Thanks to masturbation i cant barely feel anything

...

CUTE !.. A CUTE!

don't to this to me user

Girl here. Are men really this stupid?

I really thought the movie was great Tbh.

I've never came from a blowjob

Is this movie any good? Alternatively is there enough nude scenes to make it worthwhile

That's because you sucked

Checked and kekd

he was literally raped

>actually getting your dick sucked
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Depends on how many times I've masturbated before the encounter. If I managed the usual 6, then I could last about half an hour, but they'd probably get bored. But if I beat my meat only twice, I'd blow my load after a mere touch of her lips on my uncut dong.

left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right

Not even arguable. Ana De Amas is top tier qt.

That was the next morning.

who was in the wrong fellas?

and the only reason the brunette was in the movie is because shes the directors wife

Hey Ton' did ya hear what I said? I says, do you remember your first blowjob, he says yeah, I says, how long did it take the guy to cum? heh heh heh

FREE

same here, i actually don't feel much pleasure from blowjobs unless i'm grabbing the back of her head and fucking her throat

Eh, she looked cute in the green inferno, I can see why Roth spills his jewish seed inside her.

FUCKING

As a rule, yes. Me? I don't trust anyone.

ive came. but i had full control. if i didnt want to i wouldnt have.

Same here pham
I actually fell asleep during my first BJ, that girl was NOT HAPPY

Oh, this happened to me too. Was super super drunk. I don't think it goes down well with a lady if you do that.

>that girl was NOT HAPPY
She should be the one apologizing, she's the one who put your ass to sleep with a shitty BJ.

post it faggot

Is this movie entertaining enough to watch or is it just complete shit?

The ones who like keanu movies are, all of them, fucking idiots.