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who /communist/ here?
decorated my room and gave it a bit of a tidy
Anyone remember that gimmick where the guy posted a devil pepe and ended his posts with I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE?
I do, would be absolute outrage and the MP would be forced to resign if this were an MP telling black girls who were raped by a white man to shut up
anime
>who /communist/ here?
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>moomin
good lad
cup of tea to warm myself up lads
>Spray paint
On the cross
>moomin mong is also the bonsai bender
what lewd acts do you perform on that bed?
take down that anime poster you gay bastard
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wonder what it would be like if the majority of this country's media wasn't all ran from the same melting pot city (or monopolised by people who have houses there)
>film studios take 80-100% of a cinemas earnings in the first week of a film
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nothing yet
havent even wanked since i started uni
too busy
I want a raincoat like the one she is wearing here except for men also not in a yellow hue
does such a coat exist?
it's cold outside
there's no kind of atmosphere
i'm alone, more or less
I seriously hope NONE of you consider watching this sexist racist bigoted super long and omg boring nerd WHITE MALE power fantasy flick
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nothing wrong with being a card-carrying communist (non-revisionist)
except being detached from reality
been twice ;)
yeh there is, knob
>so tell me user, what did you do while you were over in vietnam?
>oh you know, just sat inside every night posting on Sup Forums
back from the barbers, got the normie special as usual
>alright mate can I get a skin fade on the back and sides with it coming forward sort of messy on the top cheers
works errytime
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qt mentioned
same
got a 3 back and sides and just little off the top
what should I be doing?
sister let me try her clothes on
he works there
my sister let me use her wooden leg
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this is what i think every yank is like
not swarthy enough
raining hot napalm down on every civillian you see
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woahhhhhhh
>Born in Bradford, Shah was abandoned by her father when six years old after he ran off with their neighbour's sixteen-year-old daughter. At age 12, she was sent to Pakistan to avoid her mother, Zoora's, violent partner, whom Zoora fatally poisoned because she believed he was planning to sexually abuse her daughters. She served 14 years in prison for his murder. While in Pakistan, Shah was forced into an arranged marriage
pompous ass
>only a single bed
the virgin room
And now she's an MP
Good work Labour
>the alternatives to this are Rudd and May
God help us
nought wrong with these 2 ladies
how can grown men be so unironically reddit
boggles the braincells
need a white girl like this
ahahahahaha
no
alri TIDF
bit rare
your flag, that is
>when mummie comes back from the store and only bought bread and frozen veg
youtu.be
My friend in work is from Mauritius
She proper hates the Queen
can tell when my brother is wanking because whenever he streams videos the internet speed immediately tanks
currently at 2mbps at almost 12am
hmm
Have any of you lot beaten alcoholism?
she should go back then
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no but with any luck i might get to beat an alcoholic
If you wanted to find out why Abos are fucked. We send Drs and they get scared away. Not even $500k p.a. + benefits is enough
kin el
Hhmmm any Berlin man wanna go for a drink 2nite
Bonus points if you're a qt girl
hola
alcoholism is a codeword for weak-willed runtism
you can never ''beat'' it, it's always there
might take up heroin
the only remotely fuckable one there is 3 from right and even then she has a chin like jimmy hill
ooooo
i like this image
mind if i save it??
THUD THE RUDD!
t. Ill-informed
Nobody chooses addiction
Went to a little independent sandwich shop with the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle for lunch, I bought her a pasta salad and a coffee but we decided to eat it back at the office.
She joked that I was gay in the car on the way back, and now she keeps asking who my secret boyfriend is if I don't have a girlfriend.
Good sign or bad sign?
Lord, give me a sign!
doing a read
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picky much
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry
got a confession to make lads
i'm technically a yank because i was born while my parents were on holiday in hawaii
Good sign, she's fishing around to find what your intentions are.
You should have joked back
Multiculturalism marks the last stand for the oppressed coloured man. Either white people will continue to be racist until a full on race war breaks out resulting in the complete annihilation of one of these races from the world or under threat of crime and poverty the white man will finally relent resulting in the end of the four hundred year suffering of the coloured man. Either way there will be no more oppressed coloured man.
>Nobody chooses addiction
except everybody who chooses not to be a dumb cunt and get themselves addicted
it's piss easy you weak-willed runt
3 our fathers and your sin will be repent
benders like you deserve heeming
just listened to the chapotraphouse podcast, never felt more woke than I am now
it's a reaction to you appearing to not reciprocate her sexual advances. You've messed up i'm afraid lad.
Say that again this weekend when you're out with the lads getting wasted for 'fun'
If you have any lads, that is
don't bother with women since I'm an ugly manlet tee bee haich
Bad desu
If she was sexually attracted to you it wouldn't enter her head to even imply you were gay
didnt really think people could strongly dislike moomin
How short tho?
*leaves out some poison to deal with the wytepepo infestation*
wouldnt be able to cope as an alco
i get the worst hangovers
need a tights gf
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6' :(
/brit/ hates everything except a few things they pretend to do
fuck off with this shit gimmick, why don't you hang yourself and become the dead runt with dead runt ears and a dead runt chortle
cant believe that slimey bastard russel brand got to fuck that
>yellow_pepper.png
That's a capsicum laddo
Lesbian sex is incredibly boring