Act like a woman from your country itt

Act like a woman from your country itt

kya~ kawaii~ uguuu

>British Columbia and Ontario
Excuse me? Women don't act a particular way, gender is a social construct you patriarchal fuckwad.
>Saskethewan, Manitoba, Alberta
Women can do anything men can do but I still want a strong man
>Québec
Worship me mortal
>Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island
I had 2 kids before I learned what fetal alcohol syndrome was. Really wish they would have covered that in grade 8 instead of grade 10. Can I borrow some money?
>Nunavut, Northwest Territories, Yukon
I had 2 kids before I learned that fetal sobriety syndrome was a thing that could happen to sober mothers. Luckily a polar bear ate them both. Give me some money

There are several types but I guess they all have the same end game so here it goes

I sure do hope my next husband has a vast amount of cash and a large penis

If he only has the cash I can just find someone with a large penis while he is at work

Also fuck trump because the television said so

May be applied to women aged 15-20.

I like you but I won't tell you.
You just feel it.
Dats rite.
Now you make a move.
Let's drink together.
Kiss me.
Let's spend next two months together.
Hmm
I don't distance myself
Wtf are you talking about???
Everything is fine.
I don't wanna talk.
Sorry I don't feel it anymore.

Are you from Europe? Can you please marry me and take away from this shitty country?

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hi look im retarded

Why the fuck would you think I know what women act like?

*sucks you off*

"C, Can I leave this thread...? Gomen nsai..."

>tfw no chubby slag to suck me bellend in a cheap hotel room

*spreads legs for a Germanic man*
*spreads legs for BLACK man*
*spreads legs for any non-F*nn man*

i want to go to paris

>Fuck off creep

>text on the cell phone
>talk nonsense shit with other people
>text on the cell phone
>bla bla bla

buy me an iphone))) and new purse))
gosh ur such a failure *angry emoji*
why i even date u((((
ok buy i go to *randomshittynightclub* bc tonight *shittyrussianrapper* is there :*

1. Smoke pot a couple of times in a week.
2. Watch anime for 4 hr on PC every night.
Which is worse for your health?
I couldn't define.

i really wish i had a nigger to fuck my tight white pussy

Uh oh mistake.
Can I use same image for new thread?

"Nee neeee why won't you give me attention? I want to to buy this, go here, bahdkjwbjsnej"

*Cries*

huh??? what do you mean act like a woman????? do you imply that women act different to men???? do you think that women are worse you swine???? fuck you, I bet you're a pathetic virgin with that attitude. also buy me some expensive shit because I went to meme course at university and earn pennies.

Oh I need some Italian cock

>That flag
>Cuckposting
Every time.

MAMMA MIA I WANTA DIVORCE-A

*fucks you for big bucks*

Oh hello Mary! Let's gossip on people while
standing in the middle of the street! So, have you
heard what Carmen's elder son did? Apparently
he joined the police force. You don't know him?
He's her elder! He's tall and has green eyes. Yes,
yes that's the one! Oh and have you heard that
Paul and Anna are finally getting married? Yes,
I thought they never will! I heard he was cheating
on her with that Paula, you know the daughter of
the butcher?

-Study some useless shit
-Fuck a couple of guys 10 years older
-Don't watch my weight, drink lots of beer
-Do nothing but watching Netflix and going out
-Write a Tinder profile like this:
"I don't really know what to write here lol this is so weird haha
Hobbies: sleeping"

picrel is canadian

¡Que pase el DESGRACIADO!

*talks incessantly about celebrities and drinking wine*

I just really prefer men that respect women and don't just want se- OH LOOK A BLACK GUY HERE HAVE MY NUMBER PLEASE FUCK ME PLEASE PEASE PLEASE

So where was I? Right, men: I want a relationship to be something more than ju- OH LOOK A SANDNIGGER HELLO HI HI HI HELLO HAHA WHAT'S YOUR NAME WANNA GO SOMEWHERE

"I really want a man who will respect me and treat me well"
>gets gangbanged by "refugee children"
>sleeps around with 100+ different men
"Now i'm ready to find a guy with a job who can take care of my two kids Abdul and Jaquan"
"Swedish men are such pigs, i wish i had stayed with jamal"
>files for divorce and proceeds to live off the government from age 50

soy una mina xd

>women hate Trump because le liberal media
>not because he bragged about groping women and wants to restrict access to birth control

lmao

I was trying to reply but I realized I actually don't know anything about women. I don't interact with them on that level to know about that stuff.

There's probably some ERASMUS exchange student right now fucking a Dutch woman he met yesterday and he knows more about them than me.

Sigh

I've lived in BC my entire life and I've only ever met one girl like that

Thanks Denmark for expressing my point of view

top kek

>Oh, look at all that poor brown people we can save! :3
>Anna-Lena, Anna-Sophia, let's go to the trainstation and clap for them!
>*get sexually assaulted in the park at night by 3 Afghans*
>Well, it was totally not their fault, they come from an different culture
>*get's rape in an dark corner*
>Well, it was totally not their fault, they did not understand "Nein"
>"Fuck AfD, Merkel is so greaaaat" :3
>*works till 70, pays more tax*
>Oh Anna-Lena, isn't it sweet? There opend an Aghan restaurant down the road. Multiculti is soooo great!

I'm 150cm tall, weigh 70kg and my hobbies are watching Big Brother and listening reggaeton. I want a tall, handsome, muscular, rich and clever man. If you are not like that, go away.

the same thing applies to Portugal

ayy sii
Inbox, amiga

HahahahahahahahahabahahahahahaHhahahahahahzhabahahahahahabah at the fetal alcohol syndrome, holy shit.

like, oh my god, totes me gotes where my fake tan and fattening food

>I have only ever been with you.
>Can we watch Neon Genesis Evangelion? Asuku is cute
>Yes user I'm majoring in Mechanical Engineering.
>Please don't ever cheat on me ):


This is my only GF so I may have a skewed view.

"i like you as a friend"

lets see, hmm..

I must complain about things.

>I must complain about things.
Isn't that girls all around the world?

Underrated

>...
>*taps phone*

It would be funny if it wasn't true

LETS GO AND SMOKE SHISHA XD

AHAHA SHISHA IS MY LIFE

AFTER THAT WE GO GET A FRAPPE AT STARBUCKS AND GO WATCH THE NEW MARVEL

OLOLOL SO COOOL XD

AND THEN WE GO SHISHA BAR AGAIN

OF COURSE ;D;D;D;D;D;D;D

I'm sensing a pattern here... i wonder if all women are fundamentally the same ?

women watch capeshit? cool

who is this qt?

ti lovvo trpp troppissimo tanto 4ever Micia

#420 blaze it!!! Bad bitch 4 life, yolo

quanto sei 2010

wow, did you really just insult that guy?

Oh my god!! YOU SEXIST!

In other news, Harvey Weinstein is not a Republican. ;)

*taps phone*

>woman
how fucking DARE you ill have you know im a proud transautistic omnisexual mop bucket and i will not put up with this kind of violent hate speech

Wow look at all these creeps on this website. No wonder user is such a loser.

Gosh user you're such a loser

I love sucking cocks especially black but I also go to church every sunday

FUCK men to be honest

Ouch

"No"

"Sorry, I.... have a boyfriend"

"Get away from me"

"My (fat)friend has a crush on you"

"user, I really like you.... hahaha just kidding! I can't believe you believed me."

*blogs*

*bugs*

wow a lot of handsome big strong foreign flags here :3

Forgot the biggest one.

>omg you are from rich country in Western Europe or North America pl0x marry me and get me the hell out of here

best post ITT

I already am a woman from my country (USA):

-Wake up
-Eat a bagel with cream cheese
-Look at post on internet (Sup Forums, pinterest, facebook, leddit, somethingawful)
-Play game on phone
-Make stupid lists
-Run errands if necessary or put them off as long as possible
-Make dinner
-Smoochy my man

Every woman deserves a tall muscular man who makes 6 figures #beautyateverysize

>white women
Eww, what do you mean you want a virgin wife you creep? Get away from me!

>eskimo women
I don't drink, I swear. Spare some change?

Are you sure you're describing polish women and not americans?

Ok so, here you have two options, no middle ground

Either
"Ay sory gor jajaja, no sabeees lo que me paso!! Tipo, el otro dia estaba con Bauti, viste? Y naaah no se, le dije que estaba re bueno jajaj tengo unas ganas de comermelooo no sabes jajaja"

Or
"RAJEMO QUE NO CAE LA YUTA LOCO, BRAYAN VENI PA CA GIL QUE TE VAN A CAGA A TIRO, NOOO BOLO, NO DEJE LA BIRRA EN LA VEREDA, ME TUVE QUE COGE AL YONI PA QUE ME LA DE WACHO"

ITT: Virgins

baaaaaaaa

lady balls

How come it is 2017 and men still act like primitive macho men?
also refugees welcome

>canada knock-off with gay pride region thinks its relevant

Parisians chicks:
>we're going in an abandonned factory for a rave tonight, 60E entry, so cheap
>some femen bullshit
>beurette (google that)
Brittany chick:
>Oh you come from Paris, I only visited it once but hopefully I'm going to study there
All of them wish to do this, I don't know why.

Hello. I am a normal human being

>not this again

Forgot the whole doing Mahgrebis part.

ur mum didn't though because she was doing it last night

Correct.

He is describing you actually.

Gosh a loser

True true.

I WILL SEDUCE YOU AND THEN TURN INTO A TOTAL BITCH AND DESTROY EVERY FRIENDSHIP YOU HAVE AND RUIN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S YOUR FAULT

;_;

Yeah enjoy raising Nassim's son.

You got that wrong mate, they fuck them yes, but most of the time it doesn't go to the kid stage. And we're talking about chicks from poor, middle class areas around the capital, not Paris intra-muros.
Paris is full of females who gets harassed by a certain population which can't have access to these pussies because they're not of the same economical class.

>You got that wrong mate, they fuck them yes, but most of the time it doesn't go to the kid stage
You're right. That's more of a Germany/Sweden thing...

TANTO TE IMPORTA LAH WEAH CONCHETUMARE

TANTO TE IMPORTA

TANTO TE IMPORTA PERRO CULIAO

TANTO TE IMPORTA GUEON

I want haafu children

This fucking meme again kek
not gonna argument anyway you burgers always think you know our people better than we do

usotsuke

this is actually very accurate, 10/10