/Mena/ - الشرق الأوسط وشمال أفريقيا

halal waifu edition

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Mine's older

>makeup
stone that whore

Yes but yours shittier
As always, fuck off animefag

>Implying you won't nikkah her

Friendly reminder that the "pakistani" edgy LARPer and the tranny faggot LARPer are both brits and are prolly the same person.
Sage all brits, that's wiser.

Stop callling me a larper
I'm Real
You are literally the person who will make me cry

Why do you hate me. I don't hate you.

i hate botox lips they ruin their face with that shit
what's wrong with that poster

>tfw I fixed the world
But how do I make it happen?

you mean hijabitch?

inject enough lsd in your eyes

So what's up with your country, you wuz an indian colony or something I recall? But now you are french or something? What went right?

small brained wojak: your map
big brained yakub: my map with everything replaced by "1ummah"

Ur ok but shut up
Go pray if you are upset convert. You have to accept you are a lesser Muslim compared to us Arabs

>the saged brit litteraly respond to himself
lmao imagin being this bored with life

Honestly transsexuals make me jealous especially because they are so desired here
I need a boyfriend ASAP and get me a life out of here

>implying
desired by literal kids who took the ironical homo meme so far they don't know anything else. How it goes : hentai exhausting fetishes and pushing brain towards its most degenerate state + homosex posting + neetdom/absence of activities outside internet = no awareness and literal faggotry

Hi.

MENA thread,no MENA posters

Didnt reply to me when i asked in urdu.
Larper confirmed

Look here's my hrt.
Stop it :c

Why would you be jealous
You don't want dysphoria

I knew, he was way to edgy

nuke mena

>Haters BTFO
It's ok Based tranny bro I'm arap and ill fuck your boipucci whenever you want

Ask him in punjabi.

>this autism

I'd feel really bad if I did anything outside marriage though...
my life goals are difficult.

Yeah i get it children are more your thing.
Would you be more comfortable if I made you my wife first?

Oh yes. That would be more comfortable!

Pakistani muslims are the lowest of the muslims and you're not even MENA. You're Dravidian/Central Asian goat fuckers.
Muhammad would be ashamed to see the South Asian hillbillies who use his name in vain.

Oh you double quoted. I was confused for a sec

Prophet was Greek.

man dont get me wrong, i bet you are a nice person but srsly, HRT and shit?

you need to see a psychologist or something.

>tfw just googled who philippe servaty is
Morocco-Belgium war when?

What's your problem with big lips??

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he was Iranian

>greek
>white

I don't know punjabi

I do see medical professionals. And it's been prescribed and just helps me function day to day.
Ultimately, it's medicine I need to take or I spiral. I actully would have major fear of committing sins or apostasy if I ever went back on testosterone, i was really reckless and arrogant and apathetic before I started. It affects me in a bad way.
And having my mind settled allowed me to have the peace and confidence to convert.
When I tried to go my own way and deny my feelings I was at major risk of failing uni if I didn't address how I felt and accept myself

It's just the way I am.

UK turn Caliphate when...no more Brit memes

>mfw

MASHALLAH SISTER don't listen to the wh*Te ''''''''people''''''''' i would make you my wife as long as you know how to cook

Are you one of those weird SJW tranny muslims?

>bloated op and horrendous pic
>broken english and arabic
>saging posters
>/d/egeneracy
>reposting shitty /his/tier map 10 million times
>dumb questions when google exists
>hip and cool totally fit in meme tropes
>tribal we wuz n'shit attitude
>alternative dumb forgposting
>muh opinion blogposting
>le intellectual dissection
>dumb flavor of the month macro
>further degeneracy and attentionwhoring
>abusing buzzwords
>even more attentionwhoring
>beta orbiting
>butchered ethnic definitions
>forced meme
>replying seriously to bait
>unsolicited namefag attentionwhoring
>more flavor of the month macros
>dumb nationalism hidden behind morbid amounts of irony
>beta orbitting coated with shitty maymays and postretroirony

Mashallah Brother!
I love cooking, to cook for a husband would be wonderful.

I am trans but I'm not really SJW, I think women should obey men and am obedient.

how did a Cr*at become a regular tho?
koji kurac tu radis?

Modern talking, modern walking in the streets.
New desire.
Take me higher,
Lift me higher with your speed,
I need fire.
Get the satellite, if you want to see me.
Talking on the net,
I know the way you like it.
Get your credit card,
'Cause I need no money,
All I wanna get is you baby.
Running in the nineties, is a new way I like to be.
I'm just running in the nineties, come on baby run to me.
We are running in the nineties, is a new way to set me free.
I'm just running in the nineties.
Yes I wanna know, yes I wanna see.

So we should just anime post?

You should fucking kill yourself that's what you should do.

anime

yes

Tsukamo ze! DRAGON BORRU
Sekai de itto suriru na himitsu
Sagaso ze! DRAGON BORRU
Sekai de itto yukai na kiseki
Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima
So sa ima koso adobencha!

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI
Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI
Kono yo no doko ka de hikatteru
Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY
Yokai henge mo buttobashi
Kumo no mashin de kyô mo tobu no sa

Let’s try try try makafushigi
Sora o kakenuke yama o koe
Let’s fly fly fly daiboken
Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Te ni irero! DRAGON BORRU
Sekai de itto tegowai chansu
Oikakero! DRAGON BORRU
Sekai de itto ikashita doramatsu
Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima
So sa ima koso adobencha!

Why are people leaking rezas pics on the catalog?

Nico nico nii~

GIMME LOVE AND MONEY GIMME LOVE AND MONEYGIMME LOVE AND MONEY GIMME LOVE AND MONEY GIMME LOVE AND MONEY GIMME LOVE AND MONEY MY BABYGIMME LOVE AND MONEY GIMME LOVE AND MONEY
GIMME YOUR LOVE MY HONEY
GIMME KISSES HONEY
I DESERVE THE BEST YOU GOT

>mfw gh*dem won't see me being intelligent on the older thread but will just see my shitpost in this one
:(

I find the middle-east excitingly interesting, but isl*m ruins it all for me desu.
What happened to the land of enchantment?

Aladdin really fucked me over.
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SPEED SPEED CLUTCH BRAKE SPEED REV VROOM ENGINE DANCING IN THE LIGHT HEADLIGHTS VROOM BOOM BRAKE SCREECH TIRES GOGOGO BABY DANCE WITH ME BABY DANCE TONIGHT SPEED VROOM TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA SPEED DANCE TO THE SPEED OF THE LIGHT TONIGHT BABY DANCE TILL YOU SPEED BABY VROOM SPEED AND DANCE AND DANCE AND SPEED TO THE LIGHT TO THE MUSIC VROOM SCREEEEE POP THAT CLUTCH BABY YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH BABY OH YEAH GIVE IT TO ME TONIGHT OH YEAH YEAH SPEED TONIGHT I WANNA SPEED TILL THE LIGHT STOPS YEAH MY HEART IS RACING SO IS MY CAR YEAHYEAH SPEED IN THE NIGHT BABY VROOM SCREE YEAH

what song ?

go to skype
tariq1990
cat pic
lets find out

I'm feeling bright
Come baby come on
I say to you "it's all right"
Just you and I
We gotta fly
Oh, baby feel it
Music is power
I wanna stay all the night
I wanna hold you tonight
Oh, baby let me stay now
I'm all right, babe
Because you want it
Ready to dance
whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh...
Beat of the rising sun
Beat of the rising sun
You gotta feel the dance
It's always in your heart
Feeling the time to come
Beat of the rising sun
I wanna feel your heart
The power of the sun
I wanna fly
With you in the sky
Come take it easy, baby
With you tonight,
You're gonna shine
Oh, baby listen
Music is power
I wanna stay all the night
I wanna hold you tonight
Oh, baby let me stay now
I'm all right, babe
Because you want it
Ready to dance

can anime posters kys pls?

Didn't found you, wasn't going to add you anyway I'm too shy wtf

This

No

sent

Fuck off. All of the /mena/ worship goes to Anwar

>ironic egocentrism
gee willikers where did I see that one before

ohmygod fucking weebs make me so angry oh my man i wish i could genocide every single one of you fat greasy shits seriously fuck you and your whimsical big headed big eyed Taipeian mystical moving members of the opposite sex that you admire so much ugh you have your own boards seriously have mercy bro. i'm just a 15 year old toddler who wants to circlefist my online e-buddies about my ancestor's ancient imperial exploits in lengthy reddit style pseudo-intellectual erudite paragraphs because i'm a mouth breathing wikiwarrior wannabe who takes this shit to a personal level so all i ask for, little weebshits, is a little respect so just go back to your respective boards and let me and my e-buddies spoonfeed eachother with our daily gay attention points is that too much to ask for, weebshits?

Is Iranian shiism extremist like Saudi sunnism is extremist
And do they have a name like wahhabi

I mean what the everyday people believe

ftg

Jafaris :^)

It's tariq1990IQ

Holly Muhamad. I thought Allah clearly said: Women dont use fucking any shit in your lips and another parts of body. I will complain to sharia, it's definitely haram.

Btw holy mother of god nico has naisu childbearing hips

become a translator instead of being autistic your English is good m8
also you're a faggot

jesus trim your toenails dude, are you the designated fes sasquatch?

If you're name is derived from the Ḥ-M-D root you HAVE to give me a (You). This is a fact.

...

What? So you and the iraqi are foot fetishists??? FOH. Too much of you guys.

There's two of us. He's a poster, I'm an all time lurker

simply epic

i am the IraQi you stupid newfag.
i just frequently come here to visit sex clubs where they employ women who are willing to wear strap-ons and are into male penetration, which is illegal in my glorious homeland. this is the only thing i dislike about IraQ (notice how i highlighted IQ in IraQ because we have the highest IQ in the mena with an impressive average of 87)

the filthy horny 24/7 middle eastern at its finest
you don't deserve my majestic toes

so sod you live in the old coty or new city of Fes?

keep lubing my cock with your tears i'm loving this

let me tell u about iq

I don't think a kusogaki from the old medina can manage the dirhams and neurones to be able to afford and use the internet

I used to have to go to the Internet cafe and there would be autistic kiddos and hashish-smelling hooligan teenagers playing fifa and GTA all day, I went to use wifi and shitpost on Sup Forums under the Moroccan flag
but even with internet the stupid fucking rangeban frustrated me
have you ever heard of the American language school in Fes?

زب تتتتت

>crush speaks Farsi
tell me lewd stuff in Farsi/Dari so I can either create a stronger bond/destroy our relationship

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dandevasham zedadam bolembazam zamzam

كن عبيد الاتراك إنها حالتكم الطبيعية

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كسمك :DDDDDDD

how many white women did you fuck today ?

None, unfortunately, I won't be seeing my gf for some time.

new decree from Thread Leader, you do not post here unless you have fucked at least seven hundred white women

Hello brothers

That's actually pretty cool
Hey did you guys know we adopted "haramzadeh" into our curse word? We changed it to "Haram jadah" and it means "doesn't work for shit"

GET OUT

that's my fucking fetish

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