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Boom, yo, gah
Da ting go skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom
Skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom
You dun know, Big Shaq edition

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anime

boers out
anglos in

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sue

putting my money on this thread

nice thread for friends :)

Politics idea: Promise no tuition fees, cut down immigration and raises in pension. When actually in power, do none of these things and import millions of migrants and give them privileges so they keep voting for me instead. I can alternate between the two and remain in power.

got a ticket for parking in a disabled spot even though I'm 5'9"

A place to talk about British culture

if you've ever raced to make an early new, just tie the noose now

poo poo woo

reading Accounting for asymmetry between strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats in outranking methods quite the read

Setting up a date with a 179cm babe even though I'm 5'9

people wouldn't believe you the second time round.

In love with female Karl

Ah yes, British justice

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4969900/Doctor-s-indecent-assault-conviction-CONSENSUAL-sex.html

listening to dutch jangle pop

labour will the government after a botched brexit.


Screenshot this!!!!

MUH MINGE

Worked for Merkel

GF is coming over lads. Enjoy the virtual exchange idea about comouter science, British culture, politics and suicide.x

nah
lib dems are the only major party (snp doesn't count) to take a hard stance on brexit, tories and labour are softcocks

anyone else experience this?

plotting a web of lies to fall back on after typing the n-word on an anonymous online forum

>Jersey
lol

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the irish experience

Made a system in PHP and SQL where you can log in and log out :)

The incel tune

youtube.com/watch?v=7fXwbFxenC0

they don't have the cultural vote. nobody is tied historically to the lib dems LOL

yeah

found out i'm only 5'8" yesterday lads
thought i was at least 5'10"

do not know or care to know what this post means

people both vote labour and tory because itheir mum and dad did before them. not enough people act like that with 3rd parties.

"i vote labour because me dad did
and 'is dad
and 'is dad
and 'is dad

currently pontificating

simple: genocide all parents

cant register my oyster card

do others not vote how their dad's did too?

>i vote labour because me dad did
>and 'is dad
>and 'is dad
>and 'is dad
Imagine a fucking Czechoslovakian typing this. And giggling to himself. How grim.

absolutely genuflecting at our current president

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*takes this to the counter*
>'1 gf please'

Fuck Drumpf

Ah yes. England back to being a grey shithole. I don't think I've seen the sun in a couple of days.

nice
i'm designing something way out of my league to build and coming up with complex db schema despite having fuckall experience with sql

i'm not a czechoslovakian you balding nonce manlet dipshit, fuck off

this but unironically

Why ask for it when you've already taken it to the counter? Are you special mate?

just bought this for the gym

i wouldn't hire him arrogant shit

do you need to enter your PIN when registering for online banking?

North Yorkshire again proving to be the best place on Earth

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-41582994

because the pictures are just representations. the clerk has to go in the back to get the real thing like in the old video rental shops

cornwwall is always sunny

why did you europeans kill one of the greatest men that ever lived?

youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

t. pirate of penzance

WI'll my GP prescribe me anything for a codeine addiction that is my dentists fault for prescribing me codeine?

my ancestor :)

What can I get you love?

have you ever had a real cornish pastie?

>"This is what lynchings look like in 2016."

Why do niggers continue to ignore that fact that police treat non-blacks as equally deplorable?

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boosts are the best of that selection. easy

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ive never seen a white shopkeeper in my entire life

doubt it
it's near impossible to get pain meds here
can't imagine it's any easier in the UK

Is that his actual cv?

double decker please love *sniff*

her name isnt actually Aisha is it?

You're a cringey cunt. Libdem aren't even centrist. Theyre basically labour 2.0 with legal weed

only in chains like spar who seem to hire teenagers over pakis

fuck off

*drives up to you on a stolen moped*
*splashes acid in your face*
*steals your phone*

is she a nonce?

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no i've never travelled further than 100 miles from my house

look closely at the pic

napoleon "ali" bonaparte was a great man indeed

ah... lad

*consoles you with a pat on the shoulder*

Shaved my beard even though I was getting compliments saying it was a viking beard.
Decided that there is too many numale with beards.
Stubble lyfe 2bh

>'A very deep thinker'

kek. you only need read his fucking twitter to see he's dumb as fuck.

the flight plan lists smee, dr paveleer, maimen, butonlee, oneof, ewe

do yank strangers kiss children on the lips? is this normal there?!?!

it's alri
i explore the world through the internet

napoleon was a criminal

Business idea: don't respond to mboko

Why is southern ireland better than northern ireland?

That's pretty embarrassing for London

Business idea: don't respond to nigel

he also praised jesus for being the only man in history to create an empire without force

if you had an empire, you were good in his books

business idea: don't respond to anyone

he must've liked cromwell then

not insecure, subservient insectoids

Not looking pain meds I mean an opiatell subsitutelage or diazepam for treating addicion

woah

only eaten cereal, a cup of coffee and a bag of crisps today . is that bad?

The sitting room.

It literally isn't. Dublin's anglos have ruined most of the Republic.

In Shostka in 1885, the Mousekewitzes, a Russia-Jewish family of mice who live with a human family named Moskowitz, are having a celebration of Hanukkah where the father gives his hat to his 7-year old son, Fievel, and tells about the United States, a country where there are no cats. The celebration is interrupted when a battery of Cossacks ride through the village square in an arson attack and their cats likewise attack the village mice. Because of this, the Moskowitz home, along with that of the Mousekewitzes, is destroyed.

i have no idea

nobody likes brits