I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>the Murty years

>TODAY

Try every day

>sevco

And they are fucking going bust again. How wonderful. Just need Celtic to magically implode too and scottish football will finally be free and pure.

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Reposting question from the other day: when >rags folded did their fans stop watching football, bandwagon other teams, become ABCeltics, or just kill themselves?

They still think they're the biggest team in Scotland and they will return to the top.

Literally head in the sand stuff.
The club is haemorrhaging money and they can't even afford a proper manager.

Ibrox was practically empty every game

Apparently couldn't afford the compensation and package to get the Aberdeen manager.

>Just need Celtic to magically implode too and scottish football will finally be free and pure.
And bankrupt

>Perro Caixina

What are they ready for?

What? No, I thought they made real Progress lately.

Not really, the Old Firm already hog all of the current TV money. We would just carry on without them.

>We would just carry on without them.
and end up in R1 of the european tournaments every year

oh wait, scottish football is already there

And losing

>implying the old firm isn't the only thing keeping scottish football alive
>implying your team is worth watching

Small club mentality folks

More like Progres

I didn't say it would be pretty.

what part of Kilmarnock are you lads?

Nobody gives a fuck what you say, spastic.

There wouldn't be tv money without the old firm

Being this obsessed.
Still the only show in town.
WATP

You know you're a shit team when Kris Boyd scores 2 against you.

Based Stevie Clark showing he should be the Scotland manager

Rangers were getting better attendances than c*ltic when we were in the lowest division c*ltic had terrible attendance when we werent in the league remember theyre only here to see the Rangers.

£5 a ticket to watch a tribute act.

33k was your average attendance when we werent in the top league so your only here to see the Rangers

>Being this obsessed.
No, we're laughing at your failings

>Still the only show in town.
Factually inaccurate

How's one Carlos "El Gullit" Peña doing, Scotbros?

That was my fucking point, you spastic.

Perfect fit for the Rangers.

Is English your first language, kiddo?

HIBS IS COMING FOR YOU

if celtic ever went bust there would be no european football in scotland

what's this guys weekend going to look like?

>they played in the Europa League final in 2007

Is it the biggest fall from grace ever?

He'll spend Christmas in the cells after beating his missus.

I'm a Rangers fan because of him

Be a Dundee fan because of him

Rangers is an anti-Catholic team. You don't want to support them

>10 In A ROW

Will there be mass suicides among the thick, inbred, brexit brainlets that support "rahrangers" after Celtic win 10IAR and confirm themselves as the greatest club in Scottish football history?

>Rangers is an anti-Catholic team. You don't want to support them
why wouldn't I

Pablo Myers

No it wasn't

>the scottish league will still be a thing long enough for Celtic to reach 10

LUL

Of course it was, you vase headed cunt. It's obvious there would be no TV money, but I said that wouldn't matter because Celtic and Rangers keep all of it anyway.

Because Argentina is a good Catholic country

Plus Dundee so had nine other Argies playing for them at the same time, including Julian Speroni who is still playing for Crystal Palace in the Premier league

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>the scottish league system that has been going since 1890 will collapse in the next 3 years

the ABSOLUTE STATE of protestants brains

>Celtic and Rangers keep all of it anyway.
False.

You should also get yourself back to school as you cannot form a coherent argument.

>a club that had been going since 1872 will collapse in a year

as if, right

ABSOLUTE STATE of that

We've been consistently the biggest club in Scotland in terms of attendance even when we were in the lowest tier but to be fair, C*ltic has way more of an international following than us. In fact, we consistently get higher attendances both away and home than most English premier league teams even though we've been shit for years.

Imagine being a proddy Hun bastard

Lmao

>these 2 things are comparable

The brexit brainlets strike again!

No you do not you deluded cunt

One of the worst signings we've ever had, especially considering the money we paid and his wages. He's scored a few nice goals but apart from that he's been terrible. He has the first touch of a rapist and can't deal with the physicality of the Scottish game. Most of Pedro's signings look homesick and disinterested.

>SPL Average Attendances

Celtic FC 58.474
Rangers FC 49.619

hello is this the thread where we pretend to be scottish? if so:

piss of hun ya wee bawbag

SO FUCK LEE RIGBY
HE WON'T BE FUCKING DRUMMING ANYMORE
OHH WOHHHH OHHHH OHH

>rags

too much sectarian language in this thread

We also had some genuine world class players playing for us during the 90s and early 2000s. Now look at us.

Still, it can't be worse than being a Leeds or Nottingham Forest fan, for example.

C*ltic fans fancy themselves as this holier-than-thou progressive SJW left-wing institution but the truth is you're just as bigoted if not more so than us. It's the fact that you think you're progressive and think you're morally better than everyone else, that's actually what makes you the worst. You're St-Pauli-tier embarrassing.

>waah wwaaaah waaaaaaaahahahawahhaahha

Back in your box, you dirty, inbred, orange cunt.

Small clubs showing their weak mentality once more.

You should be content to suckle from the old firm teet.

How's that second independence referendum coming along?

Fair enough

>protestants are hoping for scottish footballs collapse as it is the only way to stop 10IAR

>i dont watch football anymore i watch politics now
the absolute state of rangers fans

>everyone who puts down scottish football is a protestant who hates celtic

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>the evil catholics keep outwitting me and laughing at me because I'm retarded
>I'll call them seething, thats a good trick

Looking forward to the huns going bust again

Hahaha hahaha fuck up you sad Hun bastard

Only tennents isworst then Scottish football. Btw all the way

STILL SEETHING

>muh religion

>based Agent Pedro

Made himself an easy million out of the brexit brainlets as well as spunking £10m on shite players so that now they can't even afford a manager and have promoted the U-13s coach to look after the first team until the end of the season.

Happy Christmas Pedro, you'll always have a warm welcome here in Glasgow.

Why are protestants so bad at sports and business compared to Catholics?

Inbreeding, low IQs?

It's the WATP mentality.

>scottish football needs a strong rangers
>because rangers fans said so

wew lad

>We
Wat noomber are you lae?

>the most prolific rangers striker of the last decade
>scored more goals today against rangers than he did for rangers against celtic

my fucking sides, based monster munch.

Reported expect a knock on the door over Christmas like your other comrades got over that =)

SEETHING

terrible day for Protestantism

>rags

All this obsessed in one thread.
Oh my...

It's just so hilarious, we can't look away, it's car crash rubber necking.

Surviving month to month on loans, squinty has come up with 10mil to prove he can run the club, after his lawyers claimed he is penniless.

SEVCO IS THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN!

The banter years still in full swing.

Nottingham Forest actually won the European Cup twice though. Their fans will always have that.

Alright lads, have you all been paying your £18.72 monthly direct debits to Club1872, hoping to push fan representation upon Dave King's board?

Obviously you won't personally OWN any shares and obviously the troops running the show had the piss ripped clean out them recently by the club, so look ineffectual, but hey at least you're doing something positive at least!!

On a separate note, are you looking forward to Club1872's voting influence diminish once the directors award themselves free shares? I know they promised to take care of you but unless you can match the £20m they've invested, the reality is fan ownership is about to take a firm boot to the balls.

Keep up the good work chaps.

thats nothing eeven remotely close to a scottish accent you thick yank

WE ARE RANGERS
SUPER RANGERS
NO ONE LIKES US
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE US?
PLEASE LIKE US.
*sob*

The original lyrics they belt out every week sums up just how delusional Sevco fans are. Only one line in it is true and it's about hatred.

WE ARE RANGERS

At this point they might want to focus on chasing Hamilton, never mind Aberdeen

That's a good shout. Maybe even chase a qualified manager who won't work for buttons. However they'd then need to chase a load of new directors who know how to safely work within a fixed budget based on actual revenue.

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>couldn't afford the Aberdeen manager
>think they're going to buy quality players to challenge celtic for the title
>refuse to accept the inevitable final closing of the doors at the bigot dome

What will the troglodytes do when it finally all comes crashing down?

This post gave me autism.

Did you say:

>Spend money they don't have on anyone who will still answer their calls and still end up finishing 4th?

Cuz that's what the directors heard.

This obsession.
Still one of the biggest clubs in Britain.
You can't buy history.

>You can't buy history
ummmmm is that not literally what sevco dud?