Leicester City vs Manchester United Gamethread #1

Lineups

>Leicester: Schmeichel; Simpson, Morgan, Maguire, Fuchs; Ndidi, Iborra; Mahrez, Gray, Albrighton; Vardy

>United: De Gea; Jones, Lindeloff, Smalling, Young; Pogba, Matic; Lingard, Mata, Martial; Lukaku

Absentees:

Leicester
>Injuries

Matthew James
Robert Huth

United
>Injuries

Antonio Valencia
Marouane Fellaini
Michael Carrick
Eric Bailly

good lineup for United, so expecting a loss

>de gay

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where my ABUs at?

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here la

poor form, not got anything from this season?

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>de gay

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Transfer news:

Manchester United prepare £25m bid for Fulham teenager Ryan Sessegnon
Tottenham and Real Madrid also interested in the English youngster
via Guardian

>Aidan Barlow has signed his first professional contract with United.
>via MUFC twitter


FA to take no action over Manchester derby tunnel clash at Old Trafford
via Guardian

just give shaw a chance ffs he's been great recently

literally me half hour after FT hopefully.
I make my gf wear a Pogba shirt tho

He can't handle 2 games in 4 days. He'I'll play Boxing Day I'm sure.

>tfw gf doesn't yet know how autistically obsessed with football I am

Proud ABU and ABRM reporting in.
Hopefully da foxes rip >mouyes a new one

you now remember Slimani

>poo-el still playing fucking gray as AM behind Vardy

this french cunt is having a laugh

does anyone have the full version of this? My sister wanted to know if it was out there.

Proud chicano american here. Let's go foxes! Fuck the Punjabi Paki confederation know as "Man U"

Merry Christmas Eve Eve lads.

>Bristol City

>puel STILL not starting okazaki
MAD MAN

Shinji played 120mins midweek

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indeed

Rum drowned more sailors than seawater.

Aye, was the lead pipes they used to make distill it with

Good times were had.
Might as well get comfy, this match might be terrible.
Apparently the whole worldwide tv audience will prob be watching this.

Checking in

some more >mouyes would be a nice early non-denominational winter holiday present

sellout

Miki's on the bench lads, does he get a run in today?

>red team vs blue team

Very nice.

inb4 Lukaku spends the entire game next to Maguire instead of trying to isolate Morgan

doubt it

it'll be rashford, ibra and herrera coming on I bet

>having a later evening kick off purely for american manchester united customers
*dabs*

2-2 FT

>captain Pogba

What a plastic club.

this

well carrick and valencia are unavailable

Maguire had Lukaku in his pocket last time they played. He'll probably be man marking him the whole game.

I hate Man U

>acandemy player as captain

Yeah how plastic.

poggers is homegrown you faggot, your just jealous of our class which is permenent

Watch this borefest or the darts?

Leicester is gonna win so this

lot of money to pay for your own academy player, no?

me and another user found longer versions with this girl. don't have them saved, fuck

>dyed hair
>prays to allah
Will someone tell Mahrez that he will not receive 72 virgins like this?

>buying your own academy player for £100m
never not funny

they haven't realised theyre playing yet

>neville on comms
lester pls win

FEED THE SCOUSERS
>FEED THE SCOUSERS
FEED THE SCOUSERS
>FEED THE SCOUSERS
FEED THE SCOUSERS

ded thread, ded board

Pool Poogba, Craptain of Canchester Poonited

money isnt an issue

>its a based united away fans whip out the christmas numbers match

Anyone poorer than me should just die desu

Go Team Manchester!

and how poor is that lad?

hope united lose

dominating them so far

can't wait to sit back later and soak up unnecessary pressure

I unironically enjoy stormzy/lukaku posting

the point is, I don't think you can really count a player who made 3 appearances before being shipped out for nothing and bought back for nearly 100m can really be called an academy player

>thinking anyone wants to watch boring mouyes bus parking

appalling sentence structure, almost feel like deleting it out of shame

so why the fuck are you in the thread?

What does Lukaku even do for this ManU side?

daddy dick for pogba and rashford who are both gay

His best

score

>this doubting Pogba narrative from sky sports

I know they've got to have something to talk about but really? Pogba has been great this season. Man Utd haven't lost a league game for over a year when he's in the team.

why are you not watching the game?

he is the spectre of swansea, the waster of west brom, the brutaliser of bournemouth

Score against shit teams, when the team is already winning by 2 or 3 goals.

score

Bullies refs

i am

he's an Estonian /lifelong/ from frog island district

thread full of pakis, it's just a thread full of pakis

>Martial saves Lukakus shit head play

Just woke up. What a nice treat

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Anyone else just watch lukrapshit and laugh

if pogba had played against bristol city midweek I am sure they would have got the result

>its an user is lonely at christmas and needs to vent his vitriol on the united match thread

Fuck's sake Romelu

What smells worse than a Paki?

Rude, we have british passports.

That was unacceptable from Lukaku holy fucking shit

unfortunately only looks like a matter of time until Manure score here, Leicester aren't playing very well :(

Nice touch from lukaku.

*vomits copiously*
saved

>Pookaku

Jesus christ lukashit

how come lingard is so good now

>pookaku