>scores a penalty against 10 man madrid
Reddit goes apeshit
>scores a screamer after coming back from tax evasion (not a crime)
>gets goal wrongly disallowed for (((offside)))
>gets fouled yet again by another dirty frnchman from behind
>gets sent off for (((simulation)))
>literal riots in catalunya (STILL not a country)
>all after winning the league, and record breaking 10 goals in CL knockout stage
Chads don't even blink
Why is one of them held to a higher standard than the other?
well messi fans are extremely insecure which is why they're always looking for excuses while we just let the GOAT ronnie do the talking for us
merry christmas based canada man. it feels good to have a white man such as myself root for the white guy
messi fans are all manlets who self-insert and project on to him. if ronaldo was 5'6" and messi was 6 foot and they both had the same careers, they would all be ronaldo fans
Merry Christmas to you to Romaniabro!
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>5 hours later, he's still crying and responding to himself via proxies
All this time spent on damage control. Meanwhile football fans had a great day
mods
Because Messi is actually involved in making the team play, he's a midfielder basically according to his heat map
Ronaldo is all the time in the box
You will never get this meme off the ground but I applause you for being more autistic than me
This, but unironically. Really good day
come on now lad at least they have something to cope with when the mere sight of us in their threads makes them hyperventilate :3
So... THIS is the best messi has to offer?
That's fine, I don't post for attention mate, unlike yourself.
Please take your meds
Thanks, hide my thread next time. Oh, that's right. You can't let go of me and you'll be here next time flooding the thread with your tears just like you were yesterday
0-3
>5-1
I wasn't being ironic. Some really good matches on
Anyone else tired of this Canadian poster's gimmick? Every Messi-hate/pro-Ronaldo thread I see on Sup Forums is started by him.
Suarez, Messi, Aleix Vidal. 0-3
I was agreeing with u m8
Yes
Imagine being a Canadian. If it weren’t for the shitposting I’d kill myself tbqhwy.
>Samefag
saved
Of course. He doesn't quite get that everyone in the board but one Romanian wants him gone.
From his posting habits and contents you can clearly see that he's not completely in touch with reality, so who knows how long it'll take for this fact to sink in.
It's the same 5 posters who root for messi? Maybe 6? Neutrals seem to be smart enough to at least hide the thread
Yes, yes. Everything you say today, yes.
Considering the reality check you took a couple hours ago, I'm genuinely concerned for your well being and I'm even afraid you might hurt yourself.
So yes to the neutral thingy and the hidy and the stuff
yeah, back in the day he would have been doxed to death by now but neo-Sup Forums loves to feed spergs
sage
>:( somebody hurt my feefees just because my favorite player really isnt as alien as I think he is
The American thinks I'm a proxy
The argiepoo thinks I'm mentally unstable
the Sultan is probably hosting an aneurysm just waiting to blow any second now
>tfw you bootyblasted an entire subreddit
Feelsgoodman
lmao do you even know what ''doxed'' means
based
>muslim uefalona and their entire kingdom of corrupt refs btfo by some white canuck chad
No buddy, you're not "le ebin troll" being fed... you're a retarded autist being singled out and laughed at on every single post you post and thread you open about your mancrush.
But please, do continue.
Couldn't do it without your help
Yeah fuck Cultural Marxists PC SJW barca fans.
>b-b-but tsuu is the most complete player
*Looks at flag*
Just a leaf
You're a pinapple-less Croatia
This. Ronaldo scores game winners with 10 men while Messi scores against 10 men