/cric/

>Mon 25 Dec
2.30am IND v SL, Mumbai - T20 3 of 3 (IND leads 2-0)

>Tues 26 Dec
11am NZ v WI, Christchurch - ODI 3 0f 3 (NZ leads 2-0)

12.30pm AUS v ENG, Melbourne - test 4 of 5 (AUS leads 3-0)

>Wed 27 Dec
12.30am SA v ZIM, Port Liz - test 1 of 1

>Fri 29 Dec
3pm NZ v WI, Nelson - T20 1 of 3

>Mon 1 Jan
7pm NZ v WI, Mt Maunganui - T20 2 of 3

>Wed 3 Jan
7pm NZ v WI, Mt Maunganui - T20 3 of 3

>Thu 4 Jan
12.30pm AUS v ENG, Sydney - test 5 of 5

>Fri 5 Jan
9pm SA v IND, Cape Town - test 1 of 3

Cut the shit lads. Merry Christmas.

Other urls found in this thread:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa
youtube.com/watch?v=s-P6V38VE4U
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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fpwp

First decent op in ages well done lad
Surely based janny will flick off the autosage

Yeah it's pretty good I agree
The font and colour choice in the image stands to reason but the rest is up to standard

Might actually go down to the cricket today with my Asian gf. Aces v Firebirds at Eden Park 2

Based danny

/cric/ meetup at Eden Park #2? I'm buying. Do they sell booze?

No it's in the derbyshire county cricket club car park mate

Fucking animu posters in /ausnz/ desperate for the ANZAC cock

based Daniel, how's the big OE to England lad?

>daniel
not I
think I would just end myself if I woke up as daniel desu

What if you woke up as Daniel Craig?

would go buy myself a bunch of cars that will only appreciate in value over the years like the triumph tr7, maybe drive some of them a bit

What if you woke up as Daniel with your hot big tiddy Asian gf next to you?

Merry Christmas cric

JUST
U
S
T
;_;

>make a cric thread
>nanny deletes it for whatever reason

Why is Drax project so good but the dark third so shit lads?

poopeelian """"women""""

*autosages thread*

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based pooeelanders

who is the cricket of sports?

I think if everyone apologised to based janny for all the shitposting and whatnot, we'd be ok. Someone apologise on behalf of poopeelia too.

Big Strong Janny, sorry for the shitposting, we promise to cut the shit. Merry Christmas, please let our thread survive.

Isn’t it 2:30 right now?

Yes m8 and I am dreaming about an Asian gf

The North East have plenty

I had on from there but she wasn't a chunk. There are plenty here too where I live

**Chink

Mumbai is it?

Bangalore

How’s life in Bangalore? Do you speak Kannada?

how is india m8?
how is it living there?

Hello Irmão

hi hi

This is OUR board you fat fuck jannies and we can do whatever we want with it

Pretty good except the traffic. Weather is very good. Nah I could understand a little to not get into any trouble.
Are you the Indian?
Pretty good m8 you should visit once

STRAIGHT to page 15

BASED autosage

Are there any Anglo-Indians left over or did they all go back to the UK?

>Pretty good m8 you should visit once
how so? isn't it smelly and unhygienic?

this. we can talk about anything we want now

so, how's life lads? let's talk a bit

Yes
Visit Goa mate, it was a Portuguese colony too.

No
Yeah you'd Just feel like home

There are a small number of Anglo-Indians left.

Bhai wahan kya kar rha hai? Padhai puri nai hui?

I VOW to remake this thread once we 404

Actually out of 545 parliament seats 2 are reserved for the Anglo Indians

Studying. Enjoying the summer desu.

Thanks lad

Good, any plans of coming back?

We shall never give in to the janny tyranny

I was not kidding m8

people clean their asses with their very hands there

You shouldn't shake hands then

Wanted to celebrate Christmas with my family. Don’t know what I’ll be doing after mass 2bh. Might come next year.

are you a Christian? And you aren't studying engineering are you?

Yup, Catholic. I am studying engineering kek.

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lol how?

Google Goa, you’d be surprised irmão

MS I guess and merry Christmas in advance

Megamind
Wish you the same m8.

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what is the jannys problem?

google Goa India dumbo haha

ç_Ç no buly!!!!!

Why does the janny hate us lads
F*cking racist t bh

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa

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I get quite worried when I don’t find a /cric/ thread.

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It gets funnier each time I see it.

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KEK

here's the kicker: I could have made his head even bigger than that

but I decided not to

brehs
youtube.com/watch?v=s-P6V38VE4U

Business idea: Sup Forums and infinity chan /cric/ merger

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Good idea lad

Poo

Shart

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looks like lilly mo sheen

Twas the night before Smithmas, when all through the sub

Not a shitpost was stirring, not even "Thanks Tubbs".

The willow was placed by the fireplace with care,

In hopes that St Devereux soon would be there.

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The bhenchods were nestled all snug in their beds,

With visions of cardoons upon their OLEDs.

And George in his floppy, and I in my whites,

Had rested our memes for a hot summer’s night.

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When a continuum escalated with a clatter,

I sprang from the bed shouting "oath, fuck's the matter?"

And grabbing my cricket bat, sprinted outside

In case it was Connor, after my Zinger Pie™

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The moon on the tips of the dry Aussie grass

Gave the lustre of mid-day to my bare-naked ass.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a Gatorade™ drinks cart, laden with beer.

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With a dusty blonde captain, such grace in his pith,

I knew in a moment it must be St Smith.

More rapid than boundaries his players they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and sledged them by name!

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"Now, Davey! now, Uzzie! now, Lyon and Starcy!

On, Bails! On, Hazle! on, Faulkner and Marshy!"

"Let's deliver this beer while it's KFC Fresh™!

Nice bowling there Zamps, respect from Bangladesh!"

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As ships in the harbour that float by the quay,

When they wish to leave safety, take to the sea,

So up to the house-top the drinks cart it flew,

With the Aussies in tow, and St Devereux too.

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And then, with a "Noice Gaz", they parked up the van

They clapped and they sledged and they laughed to a man.

As I ran back inside, closed the door to the yard,

Down the chimney St Devereux faceplanted hard.

He was dressed all in white, from his head to his ass.

And his clothes were all tarnished with ball shine and grass.

He lifted his New Balance™ bat with a twirl,

And took out some gifts for the young boys and girls.

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His eyes - how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!

His cheeks were bright red like a P E A C H O F A C H E R R Y

A green baggy cap perched askew on his hair

He was cool like Fujitsu, Australia's favourite air.

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The grip of his bat he held tight in his hands,

Which themselves had a softness like velvetine sands.

He was not a big unit, though his levers were long,

Down the front was a box that protected his schlong.

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He was toned and austere, with a radiant glow,

And I gasped when I saw him, and bowed my head low!

A wink of his eye as he called his carousers,

Soon gave me to know that I'd soiled my trousers.

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He spoke not a word, but chucked me a tinny,

And gave me a bum pat, signed my New Balance™ mini.

Then fidgeting softly, touching knees and elbows

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

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"Let's go, pansy cunts! C'mon! All aboard 'er!"

And they left in a flash, like the Aus middle order

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of view,

"Happy Smithmas to all, except England, fuck you!"

Love ODI
Hate tests
Hate t20

Simple as that

Did not a single word of either of those 2 posts

Bump lol

Wont make the faintest difference when we're on BASED autosage

*bumps autosaged thread*

Wow fuck the janny for this shit

asian gf

Just saw my first tranny in the wild. What the fuck it was a dude in a wig and lipstick

t. doesn't live in Melbourne where this is the BASED norm

In the 404 zone lads.

janny likes penis LOLOLOLOL

imagine autosaging threads for no monetary compensation

You mean, they make $0.00 to """"""""""work""""" here?? What kind of work is this?