/brit/

vote yes edition

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all the posters under this line are gay
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Love willies
Simple as

>23
>not ugly
>/fit/
>decent job and income
>gf
>comfy house
>8 minute commute
>good work/life balance
>plenty of (non-package) travel and life experiences under my belt
>radical centrist beliefs
Doing alright

17-year old matched me on 'der. I'm 25 haha

I matched a 16 year old with big tits who messaged me first. Chickened out of it though and deeply regret it

I used to have a funny clip of British nationalists yelling incoherently about foreigners but I lost it

Only bots and fat girls message first
Once got matched with a girl and then a bot that copied her profile (except the both had a copy/paste bio and a different name)
It was interesting

Just look up EDF and you'll find more

She was neither a bot nor a fat girl, I just turned her down instead of going for the date. Had a few snaps back n forth

Girl once asked me back to her place to smoke weed and I said 'oh sorry I don't smoke weed'. Never saw her again.

This was five years ago and the memory is still fresh.

Grim

Love when their are no british flags in a thread. Makes me feel like we genocided them.

not having that

why did you make a new at 94 posts? you wanted to be the OP so badly?
attention seeking bender

ye didnae

Love letting loose some pong morning farts lads

actually legitimately did not see this thread

Do this regularly to make my gf be the first one out of bed lmao

dumb frogposters

>Shakespeare wrote a play about a cuck named Iago who tricks the bull into killing the coalburner

why does australia have so many furries?
literally the last place on earth i'd wear a carpet

Worms in MY penis?
More likely than you think!

Donde esta digimano

german ancestry

FUUUUCKING FURRRIESSSS

decided today that if i still haven't gotten married and had kids by the time my father's on his death bed i'll hire a prostitute to be my wife and we'll visit him at the hospital to tell him we're having a baby

Isn't that an episode of Seinfeld?

i don't know
probably

if i'm not married with kids by 35 i'm killing myself

So this is the degeneracy edition huh. I see.

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meme idea: convince /x/ they're from a parallel universe where seinfeld was called steinfield

good lad

>so many furries
Based on what? A single article picturing a group of Melbourne's finest?

The truth about hate crime and Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-41584532/the-truth-about-hate-crime-and-brexit

Fucking English mongs being racist to poles. Very brave of the BBC to use their finiest voice actors to illustrate the vile hatred that motivates these people. Remember lads we're stronger together and love WILL overcome hate.

twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa/status/917964872595501066

Me

future outlook is bleak desu

would like to be a furry but
a) consider sexuality a solo matter while the fandom is very open about it
b) can't suppress my awareness that the whole thing is cringey and socially unacceptable even if i personally "don't care"
c) hate the cliques and social structures
d) don't rate it highly as a creative space
e) in general feel too cynical
f) don't have the confidence to "justify" it even if i'm not doing anything creepy

makes me very sad because i vaguely like the animal people aesthetic due to autism even if the fandom is the shittiest possible implementation of "a group of people who like animal people" and i'm not stupid enough to believe otherwise

Maybe I should have read the bio first...

bet mine is a lot bleaker

the pengest munch

reddit.com/r/lostgeneration/

I find some of the porn kinda hot idk Id rather die than anyone find out about that shit though

regular visits to furaffinity and toting up popufurs
also kangaroos rank within the top 20 fursonas

stop making such self centred posts you mongs
i'll glance over your post and forget it in a minute at least give me (You)s

reddit is not really that bad

Made an early new by accident lads.

that's fucking perfect mate you want a girl like that not some nihilistic feminist

post her pic now x

the deadest joke

dont know how so many furries are rich because it seems most of them are total social fuckups that absolutely break down when they leave the house

Scotland, Strachan, and Strikers! (minors)

the pengest nigger

wew

you just described me but im not a furry haha

need an australian evangelical gf desu

WOW
reddit.com/r/lostgeneration/comments/74t61n/economist_baby_boomers_must_die_millennials_will/

>need a le devout [insert religion] girl xDDD
something about these posts piss me off

Anyone feel like our society has no real way for men to prove their love anymore?

Like in the Good Old Days, you would just smash your rivals face in, or kill a big animal, to prove you care. You know, grand gestures, stuff that men are actually primed to instinctively do. Now it's just jumping through a series of endless social hoops to prove you really do give a shit, like texting her the right emojis or tagging her in the right normie memes or being supportive after a bereavement, and even after all that she will probably decide you weren't caring enough and will leave you for some sensitive nu-male cunt.

Revolt against the modern world lads.

best workout song

youtube.com/watch?v=K1ryJDVuZ6k

Pretty sure my two choices aren't 'jesus freak' and 'nihilistic feminist'

they're usually reddit tier forgettable people rather than autists.
interestingly this leads to a sort of "american high school" social structure as they try and be the people they never could have been in real life. (unlike the autist, who completely didn't understand this social hierarchy to begin with.)

t. the autist.

Canadian hockey fan?

>ugly and short

I must have been a vicious criminal in my past life because God sure does hate me

that's because you're a fedora-tipping virgin

>Anyone feel like our society has no real way for men to prove their love anymore?

>Like in the Good Old Days, you would just smash your rivals face in, or kill a big animal, to prove you care. You know, grand gestures, stuff that men are actually primed to instinctively do. Now it's just jumping through a series of endless social hoops to prove you really do give a shit, like texting her the right emojis or tagging her in the right normie memes or being supportive after a bereavement, and even after all that she will probably decide you weren't caring enough and will leave you for some sensitive nu-male cunt.

>Revolt against the modern world lads.

American soccer fan?

Screen just went orange

have you tried just being yourself?

REEEEEEEEEE

feel like i should talk to a therapist about all my problems properly but feel like communicating them to people with my name/physical person attached would create a single point of failure where it could be leaked that actually i'm not a very nice person sometimes.

want to somehow leverage my nasty/manipulative tendencies into being a good person without having to constantly flay myself as penance for my past

soccer is for poor brown people

hmm yes a devout christian would be browsing a website where porn is regularly posted and would be lusting over every other girl that gets posted and making fun of people who are virgins. fuck off mong

ugly short and stupid

Im yet to find a single thing Im not fucking awful at

Machine crafter
This is bullshit. I love sex. Hell, I'm a fucking pervert. Women are the best thing on earth. Find a good one and you'll be a happy man. Pretty sure it's the same for women, they find a good man and they'll be happy women.
I'm one of those dudes that will turn around to take a look at your nice ass. Guys, health food stores have some of the best ones. Gyms too. Gym+health food store is the best combo.
If I had a girl I'd be porking her every morning with the morning wood. Guaranteed.
Okay anyways, This article is bullshit. I met a girl once a few years back, the most amazing girl I have ever met in my life. She was everything I ever dreamt of and more. She was amazing. I woke up looking forward to her everyday, and I went to sleep thinking about her every night. She was my dream come true, and I was in love like never before. It felt better than that puppy love one has when they are in high school.
She believed in me and my endeavors. If everyone else didn't believe in me for anything, she and her little 5 foot stature would stand there and be like "I believe in you, you're really smart". And that would melt my heart.
But. She's having a hard time getting her life started, she can't live with me because things didn't go like we expected. If she didn't tag along with her parents she'd be homeless. So. Who knows what will happen at the moment.
Fuck this article. Fuck baby boomers who eat this shit up hook line and sinker. And fuck the economic propaganda on television. Fuck the corporations. Fuck H1B and other work visas.

How about Uber?
Used Lyft when I was in the US. It was perfectly OK.

Yes

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I unironically hate how popular it is desu

should be incredibly popular in the states then

you know what i hate? hate the fact that my beard hair grows in within a day and it's all patchy and black and thick, grrrrrr

have you tested your skills on the touge?

Wew

>soccer is for poor brown people

yanks are:
short [x]
brown [x]
people [ ]

>leaf flag
every time

clarestation

what are you voting this time?

here's the weird thing right guys

i've completely fucked up my sleeping schedule, yeah, like completely fucking fucked it right up the arse, took its eyes out and fucked it there too. and like i'm not depressed at all, if anything i'm more happier. what is this shit?

that LLoyds Bank praise advert is really good
kino tier

*glares at you*

Imagine a giant world power being beaten in a major world sport by a small, irrelevant Caribbean nation

>divegrass
>boreball
>kneelegg

...

everybody knows that the USA is not good at football

Pimpin got harder
cause hoes got smarter
On the strip is something they don't wanna be a part of
Rather be up in the club shakin it for a thug
gettin triple times the money and spending it like they wanna

it makes you buzz and feel weird. I know what you're talking about
I get a zen like feeling. being wide awake when everyone else is down, makes you feel Iike a king

Penny farthing posting.... soooo... ce n'est pas de quoi

Whether to invade Austria

or posting