What is his fucking problem?
What is his fucking problem?
>incarnation of pure evil
It's just his culture bro.
Why didn't Aku just send Jack, much father into the future, around the heat death of the universe?
Why doesn't Aku just send himself back in time before the magic sword is made and give Jack's mother an abortion?
Foolish samurais warriors
Because then someone else would get the sword
Why didn't aku just send Jack's sword into the distant future but keep jack in the present
He's bored and Jack is a lot of fun to fuck with
Why didn't Aku just scatter each of Jack's atoms evenly across all of spacetime?
Why didn't aku just create a clone of jack and use it to vandalize a popular vacation island to frame jack to make him clean it up
Why didn't Aku just kill all of the Japanese so they couldn't make a sword?
why didn't Aku implement sword control? Japan doesn't have a 2nd amendment
Why didn't Aku just shapeshift into HIV and infect Jack?
Why doesn't Aku just send Jack farther into the future every time they meet?
it's all a prank bro
Why doesn't Aku just travel himself forward into the future where he's already beaten Jack?
Why didn't Aku just shapeshift into Hitler and gas Jack? I mean really come on.
Why didn't Aku just shapeshift into a massive nigger bull and BLACK Jack's mother, causing her pathetic cuck husband to kill himself in shame before he could impregnate his coal burning wife with Jack?
Because then some upstanding urban gentleman in Africa would get a magic stick to beat him to death with.
He knows that in the future Jack kills him so he can't send him too far
Kek derailing this thread with no survivors
So was Aku in the first episode of the revival at all? Does he have a new voice?
Yeah he shows up and cucks jack to near death and throws him through a new time portal lmaoooo
He's Jack...
Or how about into the past,where he can't do shit?
like: Ok, you fight dinosaurs now. Maybe if you kill one in a bog, someone will find it's skeleton someday. Before I take over the world and enslave them.