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Procrastination edition

Good edition.

Very good edition

...

Lazy boning it to the next level.

WOW I just had some very lewd thoughts

Cold shower time

But what if I liked having those thoughts?

Oh girl dont even bother

1 hr till work finishes.

I'll get dinner in the oven for when you get home

Ok. I wonder what it is...

I hate when unaware customers come in with 2 in 1 netbooks with only 32gb ssds and wonder why they can't save data to their computer.

>32gb ssds
Can you even fit Windows on that shit?

Yeah. But by the time you do the updates, this one had the original release of Win 10 on it. Two big Windows 10 versions behind it doesn't leave much space at all.

Netbooks that come with an ssd should have a minimum 256 gb.

Isn't that why they have that new cucked version of Win10 so that it takes up less space?

sick of chinese
sick of wogs
sick of indians
sick of sudanese

Yeah. Windows S, where you can't install programs from outside the Windows store.

Who would unironically use that OS.
Sounds like it would be impossible to do just about anything.

I'm a strong and ejaculated woman.
So watch out.

What's everyone doing?

about to go to the gym after 11 hours of sleep

should be a good session

You woke up at 7pm?

...

My normie brother is heading off to the gym also I think.

Hmm, maybe not. Gone to get booze instead. Haha.

haha

mhh.
fucking tooth keeps aching.

I feel empty.
Ever since I finished Michiru's route I don't know what to do with myself.
Do I play the sequel, which would cost a bunch of dosh? Do I play another girl's route, which would feel like cheating?
Or do I do something else altogether.

>Do I play the sequel, which would cost a bunch of dosh
Can you not just torrent it?

Is that Lithuanian user with the health tips here? Just wanna say I feel a little healthier and that my wrists are now 1mm thicker.

Why are you asking me?

Nah, I don't really like torrenting games.

Are there any girls you like besides her?
Makina is my favorite route personally

I'm a skinny guy with thin wrists user and I know just how much Baltic people like to get buff :DD

Sachi's and Yumiko's routes seem interesting.
>Makina
Because of the girl or because of the events in her route?

looks like we're going to have a fnc vs imt tiebreaker later.
interesting

>Sachi's and Yumiko's routes seem interesting.
Yumiko has the second best route after chiruchiru

>Because of the girl or because of the events in her route?
Because of her, her route in average

>Yumiko has the second best route after chiruchiru
Hmm, I'll keep that in mind. Probably going to play through her route today then.
>Because of her, her route in average
Fukkin nonce

Have you played the sequels? Are they worth getting?

How thin, can you touch your thumb and forefinger around your wrist?

>Have you played the sequels?
Not personally, I'm sort of done with VN's because it's too much of a hassle to read them but I hear the sequels are worth getting but probably not until you read every girls route.

>Fukkin nonce
Makina is cute, CUTE
Sachi is close second

>your thumb and forefinger around your wrist?
I've got thick wrists and even I can do that

Hmm, thanks.

maybe you just have really long vampire fingers

I don't think so...

Fuck, I thought that was a skinny person thing

Now I don't feel special

If it's any consolation I have to somewhat force my fingers to get them to touch.

that's totally something a vampire would say.

I won't suck your blood, trust me.
Now just come a little bit closer...

Fuck

you'll suck something else tho

o-okay.

Stop that

What's wrong matey?

am I wrong?

I'm taken thank you very much, I just wanted to suck blood from neck to sate my carnal desire.

>I'm taken thank you very much
so are you going to meet him again...?

Of course!
We'll go out for drinks next week or something along those lines.
I'll have to put some planning into it this time though.

oh, nice

what did you end up doing when you met anyway, I didn't ask

We went for a walk around the gardens but it was really cold and windy so not ideal.
Then we got some hot drinks and that was about it.

I can do that. I'm 183cm and thin but I have nice thighs. I gotta start gaining weight somehow or else she'll never be my gf.

>that was about it
that sounds really awkward

>but I have nice thighs
Don't think that thighs are very high on the list of female priorities.
How so? A romantic walk and hot drinks sounds like a perfect autumn date. Only awkward if you make it awkward.

>I gotta start gaining weight somehow
It really isn't hard, 2/3 of our countries have gained to much of it by accident.

You're telling me, I should have thought that one through.

>gf
2D or 3D?
He left out the part where we hung out in his longue, but yeah it was pretty awkward

Let's see those thighs my dude.

thicc thighs are best thighs

>Only awkward if you make it awkward
where do you think you are

Sad!

Don't rub it in!

I think it's awkward for everyone the first few times..

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING FELL ASLEEP
I'm all over the place.

nothing fundamentally wrong with that

I guess that's true, I wouldn't know though.

I've been feeling like I want to fucking neck myself.
I didn't see you reply until just now.

I guess I wouldn't either, I don't have much experience with dates

It's 10:36 PM and I just woke up....

What I do know is that awkwardness is killed by alcohol.

Mate you're fucked

nights are the best part of the day anyway

>Mate you're fucked
I know...
I've been trying to stay up and fix it but I always end up falling asleep somewhere and it's driving me insane.
While I agree with this I don't think it's healthy to wake up so late.

I just want nice legs that she will find attractive anons
There is a 3D at work who is nice but Karen is my waifu
HOW DO I GAIN WEIGHT WHILE ALSO STAYING HEALTHY AAAAH

i feel you bro. fucked sleep schedules really suck.
who she

Show us them legs bro.

You absolute MADMAN
That's not great, I hope you feel better soon

All I know is that my neighbors give me a weird look the morning after I drink

couldn't imagine why

>I always end up falling asleep somewhere
You need to stock up on energy drinks matey

>HOW DO I GAIN WEIGHT WHILE ALSO STAYING HEALTHY
Eat what you normally eat but in larger portion sizes? Eating above your TDEE whilst either lifting or cardio will have you with a healthy body type in a few months.

wutz wrong

I'll try that thanks desu
Karen. Kiniro Mosaic is a very cute show.
N-no

KAREN

no no, i mean who 'she'

karen

Aya

I'm genuinely curious as to how people stick to watching anime.
I used to watch it when I was a young lad, but I can't stand it now.
What do?

there's nothing wrong with not watching something if you don't like it

Ayaya
Ayaya
AYAYA!
AYAYA!!

AYAYA

I mostly watch slice of life anime, I enjoy them because they're simple and I can zone out into the bright colours and cute girls doing cute things

Maybe I'll grow out of it, but for the moment anime is my go to escape from reality
No, just Aya

ayaya, schmayaya

>I mostly watch slice of life anime
Very good taste qt

Don't say that, Aya is best girl

God I fucking hate stats, I should have studied marketing or something.