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>Celtics are a fraud #1 seed edition

First for Mason Plumlee's dislocated finger.

your butthurt is showing

what are the chances Embiid or Simmons make the all star game?

i'd say 75% chance for Embiid and a 30% chance for Simmons

jordan bell looks like a broke ass rakim lmao

>manlets

The bulls are good enough to beat the Celtics but not the refs

is the candians still funny or did all of the funny ones leave?

>meek mill looks like a midget
>google his height he's actually 6'2

>legendary

lel

I can't imagine being this retarded

oh look moo woke up

inb4 xxxfaggynigga

Oh my ballz

>Oladipo is a better player than westbrook now
Lmao you can't make this shit up

lol 247 btfo

>starters (Lebum will get the most votes therefore being able to pick whomever All-Star is on the list)
Porzingis
Giannis
Lebum
Wall
Oladipo/Lowry

>bench (coaches will pick the list)
Oladipo/Lowry
Kyrie (obvious starter snub because of Lebum)
Derozan
Drummond
Beal
Love
Walker

>on the fence/snubs
Harris
Horford
Simmons
Embiid
Brown
Dawhite
Gordon

The West is going to be hilarious if Harden gets the most votes since he can pick KD and Westbrick to start

>Dawhite
??

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>Cory Joseph fouling a Nets player behind the 3 point line when the nets are down 3

Chad Wall is the best point guard in the league.

Dwight i guess?

It's a Nets player. They will miss anyway

They made all 3 and now the game is going into overtime

n-nba is rigged!1

Holy fucking underage

holy shit sherlock

>Rakim is legendary

Explain why he isn't

Sorry portland, you gun take this L, we done figured it out. Damian Lillard is going to rethink after getting balled up by Ball. lets go lakers.

>nigger
>rakim
>legendary
kek

i just fucked a prison pocket pussy

Legendary rapper yeah, there's no denying that

Explain this.

Should i switch over to the lakers or should i contonue watching cow and chicken

literally who is bull's #24? he sucks

no one in NY talks about Rakim any more lol, it's either Nas or Biggie or Jay or Wu Tang

grow the fuck up

cow and chicken desu

>2nd Q
kek they'll bounce back as always user

a bust

cool

every good team loses a game once in a while

there you go i explained it

emBITCH what a pussy he got schooled by IBAKA and then walk out like a faggot lmao....then DEROZAN fooled him again with those moves. that injured fagg joe emBLEED aka MEDICALjoe aka emBITCH ass nigga is the shaqtin a fool mvp for sure..what a choker....what a loser.....LMAO

>celtics missing 2 consecutive open dunks

Nuggers on a b2b road game too. Draymond can't rebound for shit against the tandem of Joke (pronounced like woke) and Dumlee. Shut down everyone else, let Durbeta have his and nuggs got this.

Nets got robbed on a lot of calls. League is rigged

1st we defeat the Portland Fail Blazers
then
We expose the #1 seed in the east for the frauds they are.

LGL (Lets go Lakers)

How much better would OKC be if they had traded Westbrook for George instead of Oladipo? Oladipo is tearing it up this season, high usage (top 20 in the league) but not as high as WB so he'd probably facilitate better ball movement. Most obviously Dipo is way more efficient with a 58% true shooting % which is very good for a high usage player whereas Brodie's TS% is rough 49% even though he takes even more shots than Dipo, really dragging the offense down. WB is also known to take possessions off on D.
Seems like Presti missed on putting together a super team. Maybe even could have kept Sabonis as well, who's been a strong role player for Indy. True that Westbrook is a better rebounder but that seems like an area where you could ask for more from George & Steven Adams. Maybe even Melo.

rakim was in wu-tang dude

George would be the guy and Oladipo wouldn't have the ball as much with Melo there too, so... Maybe less struggles, but not as much power.

>being this retarded

wew lad

>any more
sorry you're a pleb

>falling for bait
>unironically saying Rakim isn't a rap legend
Just kys already

Such is life. Fun game regardless

im paying that rakim slander no mind as should the rest of you falling forr it

GYRIE GROSSOVER LE SICK HANDLES :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

rakim? lmfao get off Sup Forums dad. you'd have to be 30+ to have listened to him

i'm 26 and i dont even know who he is

>says other people fall for bait
>falls for bait

Found you're selfie

Rakim is the person who inspired Nas/Biggie. Rakim is a hip hop legend.

Don't sweat the technique, you bitch nigga.

>lonzo already dropping 3's
back to the LGBTQLD for /nba/

>I swear I was merely pretending!

LONZO MADE HIS FIRST SHOT

LONZO ON TRIPLE DOUBLE WATCH

it feels like lonzo always hits his first shot, even when he was struggling he would always do it, it's quite strange

>you're selfie

>I'm the only one who can pretend to be retarded

>Jazz watches a missed OKC three instead of trying to rebound it
>OKC slams it in with less than a second left in the quarter

I'm glad OKC had a good third quarter for once.

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>ball has taken 4 shots 6 minutes into the game
lmao did the last game get him overconfident

>mom I fell for someone's bait again!
>sweetie, just post that 3 panel comic again, that will show him!

Pacers to the ECF

SIXERS HAVE LOST 9 OF THEIR LAST 10 GAMES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TRUST THE DUMBCESSS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SO NOW THAT THE PROCESSE HAS FAILED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ahahhahhahaha

people unironically thought their rebuild was going better than the lakies

>medical joe already missing games
>simmons shoots worse than lonzo


GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

me and go wiz are going on a camping trip anyone else wanna come

what are these terrifying Wojaks and where I can save some

>Lonzo Ball
haha

Better question is why the fuck have the people in Orlando responsible for trading Oladipo and Sabonis for what turned out to be half a season of Ibaka and Terrence Ross not been lynched in Disney World yet?

>what are these terrifying Wojaks and where I can save some

vucci mane out for 6-8 weeks, i think magic should sell him to a team desperate for bench scoring (maybe timberwolves?)

sixers fan but i have a hard-on for derozan's game so im not even mad. i just hope fultz sees the court before 2020

>brokeback mountain
no thanks i hope you die

VUCEVIC TO THE LAKERS

>nurkbitch

John Wall would be a Steph caliber-PG if he had a team that wasn't donkey shit

can someone please tell me why altavista redirects to yahoo now? i havent used computer in 19 years my grandson showed me this site though and it seem interesting

>if

John Wall would be a Steph caliber-PG if he had a team that wasn't donkey shit

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wall can't shoot though? and porter/beal are both great players. oubre should be better but he's shown flashes

you might think your reddit tier rxn images are funny, but you're wrong

Lebron would kill for John Wall's supporting cast. The fact John Wall can't do anything with that great cast is just proof he's holding them back.

>Kyrie is a better PG than Wall

Are the lakies too intelligent to win a title?

>you might think your reddit tier rxn images are funny, but you're wrong

Swap out wall for curry. Warriors are still finals bound. Put curry on the wizards and they get worse.
Wall>Curry

30.

Gortat is definitely so much better than Love, just look at all the open looks he gives within 10 feet and the fact that he can't even get his mid-range game on any more

I don't like how luke makes lonzo play the whole first and third quarter

then he checks back in at the 4-5 minute mark in the second and fourth

none of the Wiz starting 5 aside from Wall are All Star caliber talents

Is /nba/ gonna apology to Austin Rivers yet?
>h-he wouldn't be in the NBA if his dad wasn't his coach!

text me when gozoloft leaves

nigga is obsessed with the lakies

where's my ingie gram? did he finally break in half?