could me and 10 random cabbies beat the /cric/ XI?
Grayson Ramirez
You wouldn't get 10 runs m8
John King
*autosages your thread*
Thomas Rivera
What happened to your old thread dumb cunts? lol
Isaiah Stewart
Autosaged to the shadow realm
Hudson Richardson
wicked janny picking on us again
Josiah Gonzalez
hows that asian gf coming along lads
Sebastian Parker
Right time for cricket talk: considering stellar performances vs the (albeit shit) tendies side, csn NZ beat Pakistan, and more importantly, England in a test?
Jonathan Baker
Shh
Brayden Cooper
>tfw no cric for 2 days
Jonathan Powell
She's in the garden.
Chase Jackson
it's not anymore
Parker Green
Good call, mix her up with a bit of citrus fertiliser and those limes will bursting off the tree.
Liam Perry
You should be able to beat the Paki's in pajama but England should either beat you or draw in the test
Leo Nguyen
>Two more sixes and cheap BK tonight
Connor Young
>but England should either beat you or draw in the test
top kek retard
Hudson Wilson
I smirked.
Samuel Mitchell
Might watch the BK Wicked Wallop tbt (truth be told) lads.
Jayden Perez
Am enjoying you trial these new memes out lad, good luck with your endeavours.
Jonathan Robinson
england lost a test match to the tendies at home before they came here
James Stewart
...
Elijah Evans
Someone's gotta freshen the place up tbt
Jackson Cook
I'd show them my whopper if you catch my drift
Kevin Turner
right > left
Oliver Bell
Same birds that were at outer oval the other week, must be BSAces fans.
Dylan Gray
left is a man check the shoulders
Tyler Thompson
I'm saying NZ can't win, how is that retarded?
Austin Long
PLEASE DON'T WATCH OUR SPORT
Josiah Lopez
Nah, some chicks just have broad shoulders. A girl I'm seeing has them, it happens sometimes.
Aiden Diaz
Sincerely hope most of you will be attending church tonight or tomorrow.
Logan Gutierrez
please don't be rude we are all friends here
Grayson Perry
Sweet jesus that bird in the blue dress is a smokeshow.
Robert Davis
You opening your mouth here in the first place is retarded.
Leo Bailey
you doing vocarro requests?
Jaxson Wright
They look pretty tall and leggy. Yummo
Liam Reyes
? He is objectively correct.
Juan Gonzalez
GOTTEM
Colton Price
Just done a cheeky 9 hour shift at work after slamming sambuca for 4 hours last night wake me up when the cricket starts lads
Josiah Hall
Depends what you have in mind.
Asher King
>le puts on a trip and has weak bait man
Daniel Williams
of course he does
Thomas Smith
For once, I agree with RC
Connor Sanchez
been feeling pretty sad and lonely today lads
Michael Johnson
anything christmas themed will do
Noah Rodriguez
>NZ feeling insecure again
Not surprised. The equivalent of someone like me for NZ in these threads is Daniel, and while I respect his pursuits in arts and music, his achievements pale significantly in comparison to mine. Never seen him drop an elite tip either. All the gimmicks are stolen off Australians, very hard to find original NZ content on here.
Jaxson Thomas
you have us lad there's no need to feel lonely
Colton Sanders
I must inform you that you're dating a man
Jace Smith
Christmas can be quite a shitty time for many people. We're your mates, m8. Your family still loves you. You'll have an Asian gf one day.
Liam Peterson
>poo peeland could not beat englel right now
top kek m8
Benjamin Walker
Bring back the ING $50k six signs desu
Ian Butler
>me on the right
Xavier Butler
Ballistic truth missile right here
Angel Sanchez
I doubt that
Sebastian Barnes
more like bring back the mercantile mutual cup six signs you fucking newcunt
Wyatt King
Daniel.
Robert Long
nothing wrong with being a poof m8
Jeremiah Parker
Men's Test Team Rankings Last updated - 12 Dec 2017
Pos Team Matches Points Rating 1 India 40 4,969 124 2 South Africa 34 3,767 111 3 England 43 4,497 105 4 New Zealand 35 3,489 100 5 Australia 34 3,294 97 6 Sri Lanka 43 4,058 94 7 Pakistan 34 2,988 88 8 West Indies 36 2,606 72 9 Bangladesh 23 1,651 72 10 Zimbabwe 13 20 2
Landon Kelly
G U P P Y U P P Y
William Powell
Yes there is and you know it
Christopher Peterson
fuck mercantile mutual desu. they were a fuckin shit company.
Easton Price
These rankings are retarded. Aussie would smoke us in a test.
Jacob Smith
stop repressing your feelings lad
Aaron Brown
WALLOP
Samuel Hall
they should have seperate rankings for home and away tests
Shall be writing an open letter to Cricket Australia and the ECB asking them to change one of the Ashes test matches into a 5 day T20 series. Feel free to attach your name to it before I send it off to them.
Kayden Sullivan
If I stopped repressing my feelings I'd probably tell her that I love her
Jeremiah Mitchell
Test cricket truly is Homebabby: the Sport. Pakistan should have their score doubled automatically.
Adrian Morris
I, Jock Cheese, sign this letter
Brayden Phillips
Pakistan was #1 a few years ago, what the fuck happened
Chase Price
the away team should always win the toss, and should be allowed to take a new ball 10 overs earlier than the home team
Adam Hill
why not instead have 2.5 T20 matches per day for 4 days and 3 on the last. Make it a best of 13 series at each ground, and whoever wins the most series, wins the ashes
David Reed
danishit straffoLORD
Juan Barnes
Sides change.
Nolan Gomez
...
Gabriel Butler
Filthy animal.
Wyatt Moore
the bk bbq hit looks alright
Aiden Harris
>mention this coupon So awkward.
Gavin Lee
oohhh no no no no noooo
Jason Reyes
Yes. YES you filthy animal
Dominic Nelson
yeah I'd probably do that one too
Eli Ross
Based Aces have reeled this toral back in lads
Dominic Young
except Brazilians take more baths in one week than you do in a month
Nolan Baker
I think you should appreciate our Brazilian friend more
Andrew Adams
hello /faggotpaddle/ hello au/sp/ hello /iggs/
:)
Dominic White
This is factually incorrect. I shower daily and can flush toilet paper down the toilet.
Ryder Powell
THIS!
Cameron Hill
Anyone who posts garbage like >danishit >straffoLORD Is a seething casual newcunt shitter who needs to get the filthy Aus cock out of his mouth
Samuel Carter
Wellington 206/7
Jace Brooks
t. danishit
Lucas Clark
See? Filthy fucking animal.
Liam Ramirez
you should do this in /cric/ every time Glenn Maxwell's on the screen
Jaxson Collins
Every time Glenn Maxwell cones on, you should hang yourself.
Jacob Gutierrez
The infinite huemonkey theorem states that a brazilian hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time on Sup Forums will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
Suppose the typewriter has 50 keys, and the word to be typed is banana. If the keys are pressed randomly and independently, it means that each key has an equal chance of being pressed. (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) = (1/50)^6 = 1/15 625 000 000
