D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please

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OMG LIFE IS SO TERRIBLE AND HUMANITY IS OUT FOR THEMSELVES WITH NO EXCEPTIONS! EVERYTHING IS BLEAK AND MEANINGLESS, FREEDOM IS A TERRIFYING THING TO STUPID PEOPLE, AND THE WORLD IS A COLD AND UNFORGIVING PLACE! LET ME DEMONSTRATE THIS BY HOLDING THE CAMERA ON THE DESOLATE BARREN WASTELAND AND THE PATHETIC MONGRELS WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS FOR MINUTES AND MINUTES AT A TIME AS THE AUDIENCE SHIFTS UNCOMFORTABLY UNDER THEIR GAZE! HA HA HA HA! I AM SUCH A GENIUS! THANK GOD I WASN'T PURGED BY STALIN OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS MASTERFUL VISION WITH THE WORLD! YES, YES, LOOK AT HOW SHE TORTURES THE CAT! IT IS A METAPHOR FOR THE CORRUPTION OF POWER! YES! POWER... CORRUPTION... HUMANITY SUCKS! NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO FUND MY NEXT NIHILISTIC MASTERPIECE!

Holy shit, Satantango-poster is in my thread

Now this is an honour

hey,at lesst you aren't a manlet

Go out there and take your chance OP

They are exactly the same

Nah you just gotta lift breh

>be me
>have freakishly large penis
>most girls I try to fuck nope the fuck out as soon as they see it
>now I give girls a long preamble about how my penis is large but intercourse can still be enjoyable with enough preparation and lube.
>for the most part, the only women that will fuck me are stretched out whores that become obsessed with me after hearing my bros in the club brag about my junk.
>I'll probably never get a qt with a low partner count to stay with me because regular sex causes too much pain.
does anyone know this feel?

>it's a user makes the same thread for months on end episode

stop it you sad cunt

>things that didn't happen for $400, Alex

even if you have everything you could ever dream of life could still feel empty and meaningless and you could suffer great depression...

I know this is hard for robots to understand

I already do tho,I got more attention but really when you're surrounded by people 6 ft then you should stop trying

>lifting with others

I mean in general reeeeeeeee

>surrounding one's self with 6' others

But they're my friends and I love them

idk if you're serious, but a girl i used to date /fuckbuddy complained about her exs penis and told me it was so bad to the point that it ruined their sex life. They could only hook up in very specific positions and he had to be careful all the time, no matter how much they lubed and prepped she told me she sometimes just waited for it to be over.

big-penis-bro i have told me it can be a challenge lots of time. But then again you see girls in porn take monsters cock all the time so i guess it's possible.

i guess it's like all the other male criteria/standards woman puts on us (he has to be funny but not TOO (goofy) funny, tall but not too tall, social but still have time for me,spontaneous but only if i'm not tired, rich but not like douche show-off rich (except during certain occasions), good with children but not like "weirdly mommy good" , has to take care and groom himself but not overly feminine, has to be matcho but still clean, muscles but not too huge ETC)

so the penis should be big, but not toooo big.

Oh, you have friends?

Yes

why are you so sad /fit/bro. If you find a girl that's shorter then you / same height it literally does not matter at all.

you know short girls don't wanna be with some fucking 6'1 giraffe either? At my old school there was this like 5'4 girl dating a 6'0, looked fucking ridicolouse and everyone talked about it

Another thing; you know the average height, a very large percentage of the males has to be under that number for it to be the average height right, so it's not like if you're necessarily shorter then most men just because you're below the average

- 5'11

That must feel nice.

idk man,5'11 is a really good height to be honest,I'm 5'7 but the problem is I'm surrounded by giants,Its very rare for me to meet someone shorter than me,it only happened a handful of times

I think what really made me pathetic was the time I took interest in a former co worker,only to be rejected upfront because she felt i was too small for her to feel safe,it made me realize that girls like tall and dominant men because it made them feel safe,it really hit me hard so i decided to just seek happiness from my bros and not dissapoint myself again

Now do one for lost in translation

>you know short girls don't wanna be with some fucking 6'1 giraffe either?
Most of the short girls I know do exactly this, or go taller. They know they need the height genes for their offspring.

5'11 is a good height. As a 5'11 1/2 guy who's not fat girls have guessed me to be 6 foot before and told me that I'm tall

5'11 guy here. what the fuck is wrong with you bro? that's just part of it man, i get brutally rejected every other weekend. Just yesterday on tinder a girl i'd been talking to for days wrote something like "you're funny, but i just think you're hot enough for me" i've had girls tell me this outright to my face (drunk ofc).

girls are fucking brutal, they will tell you the most hurtful, meanest things right to your face. especially if it's something your self conscious about, they fucking thrive on calling out your big nose, your lisp, you hairline or whatever. Like your co-worker, honestly, who the fuck says something like that? Just a mean and honestly really fucking autistic and weird thing to say , like were fucing cavemen. You just have to ignore that shit.

Still there's plenty of nice girls out there if you're just a confident , funny and OKAY looking guy(like 5/6+/10). And i don't mean like there's one girl out there for everyone, there's tons of nice, short qts for you to bang user.

just go out there and have fun, get rejected and move on, live life, you're your own worst enemy etc.

It's time to stop posting, sperg.
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wahhh

Nice bait

He is a sex addict and cannot commit to a serious relationship and be with someone he truly loves. He's only left with having numb sex with random sluts and hookers.

Go take your lithium.

These threads seem to be gaining more traction lately despite showing up daily for however long beforehand.

And tries to jump his sister's bones, and gets his dick sucked by a dude kek

Op you've been posting this for months. This film is years old. It really bothered you that much huh?

I love these threads keep it coming OP

for what purpose

Is that my twd waifu

Have you seen the director of the film denounce it for being a dishonest piece of shit, yet?

NO.

THAT is why I continue posting.

I'm an Asian 5'6 man with a 5 inch cock

I have an Asian 4'11 GF with a baby booty and a flat chest

We are proportional for each other. People think we're siblings until I put my arm around her waist

>being this blind and obtrusive to the suffering of others

Pretty sad OP

There is nothing anyone can say to refute OP's claims. That's what I like about these threads, all the attempts are pathetic as fuck.

>getting his fuck on wherever and whenever he wants, with prime poontang
>"suffering"

>putting pussy on a pedestal

you deserve all the unhappiness you feel user

>being this autistic
ishygddt
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Yeah I haven't, because I don't care.

Although i have a hard time understanding how someone who is attractive and rich can be depressed, I try not to judge for there`s probably someone out there who would think my problems are gay and retarded. Enjoy your morning, RyRy.

> i have a hard time understanding how someone who is attractive and rich can be depressed

Because you true happiness is not dependent on external factors such as appearance and wealth.

If you haven't figured this out by now, you have a long road ahead of you.

lol you're not really talking to Ryan Newman, just someone who posted a picture of her

>BUT THE DIRECTOR HASN'T APOLOGIZED FOR HIS FILM THAT I DIDN'T APPROVE OF YET

It's a good movie, when you won't gonna be a virgin anymore you'll get it.

Daily reminder OP is pic related.

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>things that never happened, the post

>mixing inferior womenlet genes with those of a god
STOP