Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells ,
Madrid fails ,
Carvajal gets red card again .
Zidane cries ,
Penaldo dives ,
Barca all the way.

Merry Christmas Sup Forums .

India is my favourite Spanish city!

pottery

I havent gotten a (you) in like 48 hours. im starving for one. pls give me one pajeetbro

>80490085
beg like a dog, you swine

merry christmas, leaf

thank you amerifriend

>my face when Americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when Americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when Americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger"
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when Americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb"
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"

merry christmas..
giving out free (you)s and milkies for everyone

dose tiddies . thank you raj

India - Skills & Shitposts 16/17 - Despajeeto

upvoted

#Respect

thought I was the only Indian that browses Sup Forums , How are you bhai?

if I bump this thread will I get a free (You)?

yes

thank you pajeetfriend
may your streets be always fertilized and prosperous

Jingle Bells ,
>India smells ,
>Messi saves the day .
Zidane cries ,
Penaldo dives ,
Barca all the way.

Merry Christmas Sup Forums .
Fixed it up for you buddy

Also thought I was the only Indian who browsed Sup Forums, can I get in on the bhaichara?

I told you Penaldo was a hack.

I honestly don't know why he gets so much praise in this board

>Despajeeto
Fucking kek

MILKY

No one gives a flying fuck what you think, Merry Christmas btw

merry christmas i guess?

People beg for bobs and vagenes, and you asked for an ass?

>Despajeeto
sensible chuckle

have bobs too,.

[spoiler]christmas pe teri maa ki chut sujaunga bhai[/spoiler]

Nice

[spoiler]ghar dost bhijwa dunga tere ma ka gaand mar denge sachhi me bhai[/spoiler]

i want to plunge my dick into this punjabi poosay

[spoiler]discord ya gmail he toh de. teri maa ki chut ki chatni banata hu waha pe[/spoiler]
jaldi de delete ho jaega

thats ana cheri

>american
ewww gr*ss i retract what i said!

...

I don't want a lot for Christmas
Lost in El Clasico
I don't care about my teammates
Five yards out in front of goal
I just want a Balon D'or
Beat Messi with one more
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I don't want a lot for Christmas
Lost in El Clasico
I don't care about my teammates
Five yards out in front of goal
I just score against Espanyol
Down there in tenth place
Madeira won't make me happy
With a statue of my face
I just want to win awards
Exposed Eibar as frauds
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I won't assist much this season
I don't even need to pass
I'm just gonna keep on shooting
Free Kicks from Thirty Yards
I will just slaughter Celta
Will score three penalty kicks
I might even do a backheel
To get those magic youtube kicks
'Cause I just want TSUUUUUUUUU here tonight
TSSSUUUing makes me feel so right
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Scored forty tap ins
Annihilating Alaves
And I judged the children
Boys in Underwear
And everyone is thinking
That my career is sinking
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my award to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my award
Need to win that Balon D'or
Oh I just want it for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is...
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nice

[spoiler]apna de chodu[/spoiler]

amazing

chatstep pe aaja
room alpine123 password 123
waha charcha karte he

holy shit two more indians.
Kaise ho bhaiyon?

room banaya he waha aajao. maa chudegi tum sabki waha pe :P

Okok

dox na karna lodon

Tsuuu

kaha ho behen ki laudo?

TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

nice autism

do milk

How do I tell my family I don't want to go on the trip with them but stay home to jerk off and watch college football (and work a little too)

9.876325/10

Redemption arc of Shonen Messi has begun

t. nayechodu

Thank you pajeetbro, have a safe and sanitary Christmas.

Poo

>India - Skills & Shitposts 16/17 - Despajeeto

Jungle bees
Poo poo smells
Indian shits on the streets again
UN cries
Designated piles
No toilets on the way.

Marry your sisters Sup Forums

already did lel

...

hngg nice

>despajeeto