/nfl/ General. It's Snowing Edition

TB:Cameron Brate officially active vs. Panthers
NYJ:Matt Forte active for Week 16 vs Chargers
MIA:DeVante Parker (ankle) active against Chiefs
BUF:Kelvin Benjamin officially active Week 16
WAS:Samaje Perine (groin) active against Broncos
NE:Gillislee active for first time since Week 8
NE:Chris Hogan, James White officially inactive
ATL:Julio Jones (ankle, thumb) active for Week 16
DEN:Brock Osweiler officially starting for Denver
NO:Michael Thomas (hamstring) officially active
DAL:Ezekiel Elliott expected to handle heavy load
GB:Teams upset Packers placed Rodgers on IR

First for a bills win today

black bottles is elite

yfw da burrs sweep da afc north

Gillislee is going to have a career game. Because that's just how it is.

CHRISTMAS EVE

FIFTH for THE ARIZONA CARDINALS HAVE THE LONGEST TITLE DROUGHT IN ALL MAJOR SPORTS

You now remember Jonas Grey.

Jags fans are the worst in this general, and it's not particularly close.

Why exactly? Seriously question because I don't follow the AFC at all. As long as you don't give me a BS reason that the fans are excited their team is doing good for once.

>Jags fans coming out of the woodwork and getting uppity

>literally shipping trashcans to opposing players

jagsfags are trash

Jags don't have any fans, so it has to be only one to two people

Fuck you

I laughed. I guess I am trash as well.

>Bold city brigade
Do the jags really have supporter groups like this is soccer or something? I didn't hate the jags before but I might now

He filled the cans with toys and gave them to disadvantaged children. Classy guy

the tears will be delicious when they go one and done

Jay Cutler is so incredibly handsome!!

WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?

faguar fans literally cannot stop getting BTFO

>Titans 24th ranked pass defense will be without their #1 and #3 CB today against the Rams.

RIP Tits

i just wanted to say that i admire your dedication to shitposting in support of the dolphins japan-bro. they're mediocre af yet you still stand by them.

wew

>RIP Tits
after they already got their assholes gaped by jimmy G

T H I C C

Who else here /shutoutattheIceBowl/?

Don’t @ me unless your team has proven themselves as a cold weather team

#SKOL

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i can't wait for the stupid way the viqueens lose their first playoff game

He looks like an Italian Jake Gyllenhall

Reminder to filter all tripfags

you're making >us look bad, be more humble

Seething

>16 points

>woman = calais campbell
>boy = grapelel

prove me wrong

dome baby

Why does he make me feel things?

that's a man

>Why does he make me feel things?
just close your eyes and imagine

Never doubt the titans in a hole. Unlike the faguars, we can deal with adversity

Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!

who here saw that (((Rosen))) is pulling an Eli about only wanting to play for a """stable franchise""" like (read: only for) the Gnats?

Reminder to come here for elite tips on Tipmas Day.

>That subtle trolling by a puckers fan to get people to hate the Vikings

Nice try faggot. No Vikings fan thinks we are a cold weather team or aren't careful about getting too excited.

>0 points

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I didn't read into it, but I saw that he wants to go to New York, and that Cleveland won't pursue him.

>you will never be Drew Brees or Philip Rivers and find wholesome white Christian women to impregnate repeatedly

Bold City Brigade is a tailgating group for a specific parking lot.

Bring it on

>no Vikings fan thinks we are a cold weather team

But we are. We may not play outdoors at home anymore, but we practice outdoors and play teams with open air stadiums on the cold.

Patriots are the ultimate cold weather team. They always get that run game going in December to prepare for January

Reminder:

It wasn't a catch.

>jew demands to live in NYC
not surprised desu

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Rams will win a playoff game.

At least there are some wholesome Christian women in your country, user...

Am I gay? Yes

fighting girls are the best

I think New England will take him because their owner is Jewish and Brady is 40

Wow, fuck that team, one good season and they act like they have won two back to back undefeated seasons. Hope they make it to the Owl just to lose to the vikings.

alright need to mentally prepare myself for this shit

>you will never get impregnated by Drew Brees or Philip Rivers

Why does god hate Trannies so much? Gender is on a spectrum. Fucking bigot.

>their owner is Jewish
So are like half the team owners.

you all had christmas eve sex with your gf, right /nfl/?

how does one person get so fucking stupid, /r/nfl?

Because women don’t know shit about sports

>gf

I am divorced with 2 kids. I am pretty much fapping alone until the day I die.

He stands by them because he low key is waiting for them to let their guard down so he can eat them.

>how does one person get so fucking stupid, /r/nfl?
what'd she do this time?

Cry eagles cry on the road to misery

>haha isn't russell westbrook great, colin?
>no you dumb cunt he's shooting under 40% from the fie-I mean I just don't think he's a great leader Kristine

please xehawks

>He stands by them because he low key is waiting for them to let their guard down so he can eat them.
are dolphins cute or are they rapists?

Those aren’t mutually exclusive

Well they aren't full on fight and win yet but it looks like they are trying to go that way. How soon until they start singing and having a guy with a megaphone?

idk probably went on another rant about lavar/cam/kobr/womens rights. I just thought I'd post about my hatred for her. This bitch sits there and talks about how female reporters have it harder than male reporters despite the fact that the only one who actually knows a fucking thing about sports is Doris Burke. Leahy is horrific at her job, regularly gets into ad hominem arguments with guests she disagrees with, and the only reason she's there is because she has a good radio voice

Who is that blonde girl in the stupid mobile game commercial? Damnn
Also Asian kids look like insects

Find a single mother they love dudes with kids

>Shut the packers out at home
>Win said game by scoring just 16 points all while playing elite defense

HOLY FUCK YOURE SEETHING MAD RIGHT NOW.

tell people you killed their mom. girls love psychopaths

When you get older you will realize being single isn't all that bad. Vagina isn't as coveted as it once was.

>>Shut the packers out at home
lmao this domebabby thinks that's an accomplishment

who /cats/ here?

>we're a cold-weather team because sometimes we play cold-weather teams

t. titans fan

JUST GO DEEP

dubs say you have to fuck your slag cousin

>booty shorts
but those aren't booty shorts

You gotta unleash the dragon

>shutout a cold weather team at home in 5 degree weather

Vikings are a cold weather team

THOUGHTS???

For the 5 or so other Chiefs fans lurking here, can we be able to make it to playoffs still? I feel like the dolphins shouldn't be a problem, but I'm worried about them pulling a meme win out of their asses. Not to mention the eternal problem of Andy Reid. Hopefully we can get to the playoffs, and actually secure an owl for once after so many decades.

But why? Why would someone do that?

oh, so give her the 'ole Rex Grossman, huh?

The packers haven’t been shutout twice at home since 1934. Stop seething you cuck

Vikings are quite possibly the worst 12 win tream in NFL history

>that webm

Should have did it in a vehicle that wasn't a shit box to actually trigger my OCD.

how many times have they had bert hundley as their qb since 1934?

That's not how you spell the Eagles.