/sino/ - 中文

“德斯帕斯托” edition

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=rdeyzqEe8XY

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM
(shout out to /lang/ for the second link)

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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啥是德斯帕斯托啊

揉揉蛋蛋

今天又是早七晚九,感觉整个人快废了

“Despacito”的音译(歌曲)

21st century is best, love nerdy girls

Tell me about Folk religion of Taiwan.
I've heard you worship tigers and other animals. Have some sort of statues of sculptures of them and leave food in front of them as offering.

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where is the money?

>imgur.com/a/Aa6BZ?grid
This Deustch guy know the truth.

I don't like women.

peru? i thought you were rich peru

Peru is officially on recession.

so fidget spinners are officially dead now in Peru as well?

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how can i become a better man for my future wife?

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>Christensen Arraigned On New Charges In Yingying Zhang Disappearance

Justice

I wonder where they will find her

Rest in Peace my angel

汉服》旗袍

thats very sad peru. what will you do peru?

>tfw永远单身

Poor babies

youtube.com/watch?v=eNKQT7Ub2Ps

>boohoo muh poor one child policy
>all countries should just let people have as many babies as possible
>so that way china can be like india and every family will have five kids and the government can't provide or control for them and everyone will have a gdp per capita of 1,000 dollaridoos
Fug off, Western media.

>china is an overpopulated, hyper-consumption shithole, ecological collapse soon
>china is an underpopulated, moral-less shithole, demographic collapse soon
>china's population is good, they don't deserve an oppresive government making it a shithole, political collapse soon
>china's population are uncreative imitators, economical collapse soon

>你對我來說是一個獨一無二的存在
wew

So you want us to translate it for you or what?

>mfw get added to group chat
>foreigners speak to each other using pinyin without tones
wtf? memes leak into life.

No need, my chinese is good enough already

it's called pidgin chinese
post-pretentious

simplified for modern times

she's basically saying your autism is off the charts

I'm pretty sure she's autistic as well

quite surreal for me. you have encountered that as well?

I have not, actually.

But tell me, what do you think of this woman? (my gf)

Hi, are you the autist?

dont be a racemixing degenerate

are there non-autists in these threads?

I took a test that said I was less autistic than a normal person.

niBBa...

post pics of real gf pls

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any Macanese girl want to be my gf?

I'm diagnosed with assburgers ;_;

This assumes that what appears true on the surface about China to be the truth, for example westerners would probably never suspect that they would resort to cannibalizing the excess population.

W O K E

liveleak.com/view?i=a2e_1507448755

rofl wtf
why would they do that. can they not install some pinyin input on their devices? or do they just not use characters because they can't read them? (lmao if that's the case)

hear this, what do?

youtube.com/watch?v=CROQ6YtJCl4

start self succ

There's like a couple hundred "Macanese" left in Macau. They'll be 100% assimilated within a generation. In twenty years, the entire Portuguese influences in Macau will be all but forgotten, except for the rotting facade of that church.
Get hype t-b-h.

>the entire Portuguese influences in Macau will be all but forgotten, except for the rotting facade of that church.
Good!

If African American Vernacular English is valid then so is this.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. 让中国再次强大!
Taiwan will be next. [奸笑]

I wonder if they would deliver flowers to the GF's workplace.
Birthday is coming up.

If I download tan tan will I get lots of matches from cute chinese girls like cmilk?

african american speech is stylish though

HONG KONG first. absolutely pathetic uncle changs over there.

Any actual China posters here? Is Blade Runner being hyped there?

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HK is already under Central Government control, 所以没有台湾问题那么急。台湾的问题才严重,台独的影响日益加深。At least that is my opinion. Since HK is already under control, we can take longer to assimilate them, but if Taiwan continues to stay out of control, the independence problem will become more severe.
I downloaded and tried it, got very few responses. Maybe I'm just ugly.

>Filename isn't "lightspeed sexpatting"

One job

>that feel when you can't visit Asia anymore because everyone will think you are a sick fuck like those guys

>yeah i know you like my feet

when was the last time your GF said this to you?

It's simple. Just don't be a loser sexpat and find an actual respectable job. People will see you're not a sexpat if your actions show.

implying you arent, white pig

I'd just want to briefly visit, not live there.

I just want to eat, drink, and visit some ancient sites. Pls no bully.

well if you castrate yourself before you go

I don't have a gf, but a Chinese qt randomly sent me pics of her feet for no reason.

umm post them?!

gonna succ your sister's toes no matter you like it or not

well lads

how go your chinese studies?

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disgusting!

eh
would rather succ that nongfu spring water iah (in all honesty)

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I have never had a single spoken chinese conversation and I'm about to travel to a city in China where not a lot of westerners go, so probably wont know much English.

My written Chinese is 100 times better.

by "northern chinese" you mean mongol-manchu rape baby feet, m'rite?

breddy gud

北方的脚比南方的脚不一样吗?

南方的脚是猩猩的脚~

>mongol-manchu rape baby

You say this like it's a negative thing...

你想要北方的女朋友吗?

当然要!

youtube.com/watch?v=LbiIu_EzuWk

wtf I love northern chinese now

Yes, I'm not even particularly good looking, got over 40 matches the first day.
But my profile pic was me with my motorcycle, so they might just think I have money.

man i miss the glory days of mamahuhu

This

阿尔泰神族>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>马来猴子

40s to 60s is the ideal

mmm mmm

are you from the jap thread?

peru are you following me here now?

well, here Im the King already,
how are you doing recently?

same old, nothing too new or exciting

>the whole japgang is here

now i know why /sino/ is alive compared to before when it regularly died because it was dead

t bh we all just followed peru, we're just refugees from the spammer, and funnily enough this is the more appropriate thread for peru to be in anyway

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我要男朋友

Is Winston trying to get himself kicked out of China with his clickbait videos?

nonexistant

Breddy good. Just got out of Business Chinese class. I already passed HSK 5 with 278/300.

他妈的满族奴隶请滚

Unironically, what did he mean by this?