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BOOOOOOOAR edition
not allowed: larping faggots who pretend to be girls.

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PREPARE YOUR AGNUS

*מביאה פליצה*

אני מתגעגע לוולק

I'm back wagecuckies

Had nice time hiking until a bunch of dumb families from the merkaz appeared with their moist, fat loudmouthed children, honestly felt disgusted at the absolute state of those """"""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""". They're like living shells, truly pathetic. I guess that's what being a wagecuck does to you.

ayy I hiked too today, where where you? I was at carmel

בגולן בגמלא

do you guys still use vowel marks in your texts?
wiki is giving me conflicting information

מקווה שנהנת.

Only in official texts and even then not always. Mostly just when you need to make a distinction between words that are otherwise written the same.

nope
we learn them at school but they're not used

...

they are needed as you are learning to read and write since writing vowel in hebrew way would be written vwl and you woulden't understand a thing.
but we memorize all the words and we don't need it anymore.

אין צורך להזכיר את זה.

זה מאיה שנהנתה?

תמחק את זה בבקשה

youtube.com/watch?v=CkU9zS1gLgo
>youtube.com/watch?v=CkU9zS1gLgo
youtube.com/watch?v=CkU9zS1gLgo
>youtube.com/watch?v=CkU9zS1gLgo
youtube.com/watch?v=CkU9zS1gLgo

I HATE YOU

Al tivke, ahi.

>מנסה להזמין פיצה
>מחכה דקות על הקו בהמתנה מקשיב לג'ינגל המפגר שלהם
>שיחה נסגרת
>מחכה כמה דקות
>מתקשר שוב
>אותו סיפור

כוס אמק

למה שלא תזמין דרך האתר

אין להם הזמנות דרך האתר מה זה פה אמריקה?

יאללה אני מנסה פעם אחרונה

כוס אמא של אמא שלהם

סגורים בחגים טמבל

נמאס לי מהחרא הזה סגורים בחגים סגורים בשישי סגורים בשבת סגורים כשהרבי מפליץ כוס אמק תמיד סגורים כשצריכים אותם

דומינוס...

איכס

פגשתי קוריאנים שניסו להמיר אותי לנצרות היום

תספר עוד

Am I an antisemite if I think Harvey Weinstein is incredibly ugly.

אל תענו לו, זו פקודה

>hiking with friend on Carmek
>two korean ladies ask us if we speak english, we think they're lost so we say yes
>"do you believe in jesus christ"
>"no we're jews"
>oh ok then let me tell you about how great jesus is
>we are all sinners and will go to hell unless we accept jesus into our heart
>the second lady starts telling us how she was raped by a priest and was about to kill herself but then jesus appeared to her and told her that her and the rapist priest are the same sinners and all they have to do is believe in christ
>this goes on about for 30 minutes because we're too autistic to tell them to fuck off
>every question or argument we have against is shut down by "you will go to hell unless you will accept jesus"
>they want us to pray
>my friend is religious and gets pissed
>we pray because they seem unstable
>prayer is done and we thank them and speed walk away as they continue talking their crap

>>we pray because they seem unstable

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF BETA KEKS

literally SCREECHING

>Am I an antisemite if I think Harvey Weinstein is incredibly ugly
Do you find this man ugly?

...yes

please don't put me on a watch list GCHQ

>the average height of a korean woman is 5 ft 1 in

Didn't happen

swear on me mom
and fuck you guys they were creepy as hell

kys you dumb christcuck

>>the second lady starts telling us how she was raped by a priest and was about to kill herself but then jesus appeared to her and told her that her and the rapist priest are the same sinners and all they have to do is believe in christ
they were hinting that you can rape them and tell them after that you believe in jesus and they would forgive you

פאק יא מלך

שמרת גם את האחרים? את הזה של אה תהנו ואת הזה של תתקרב נשבע אני לא דוקר?

לא חושב ששמרתי את לא דוקר

יא מלך

מיליון שנה בפוטושופ

לא מספר לכם שום דבר יותר בחיים בני זונות

Sounds like an r/atheism made up story

In reality secular people are brain dead because they are destroying the West

jesus christ

מי זאת מאיה?

I'm not an atheist though and I like the philosophy of christianity
but these kind of people are the ones that made me hade religion when I was 13

>In reality secular people are brain dead because they are destroying the West

אהבת חיי

זאת הבחורה שנהנתה

הוא פירסם תמונות שלה פה ועכשיו הדרום אפריקאי הולך לגרום לה להנות

אני אוהב אותך אחי אתה כזה עצוב ומסכן אל תשתנה לעולם

>אם זה יקרה באמת

ת-תודה

מישהו רוצה מציצה חינם?

כן

posted from a country that will be Arabic soon because secular Jews don't have kids

*that will be Ultra-Orthodox soon because secular Jews don't have kids

lol the orthodox jes have more kids than arabs

not after you inevitably annex the West Bank sweety :)

volk is larping as a new girl
the writing style is the same

Even then, hon.

I honestly rather have more secular Arabs than Ultra-Orthodox. They're so fucking retarded you have no idea.

I still think we should both head to Tel-Aviv and tag-team the shit out of her. She's already quite slutty, but after a few drinks and lines she'll be up for anything.

West Bank arabs arent secular sweetmuffin, and they'd be over 50% of the pop after West Bank and Gaza Strip become Israeli ;P

why do you do this to me

>West Bank and Gaza Strip become Israeli

Extremely unlikely, particularly for Gaza

In any case this country's heading down the shitter

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdiIgw72UzY

oh vey so racist...

ENOUGH WITH THE WHOOOOOOOOOOORE

LET'S HUNT SOME BOAAAAAAAAAR

you're too fat for your hunting boots robert

FAT? FAT? WE'LL SEE WHO'S FAT AFTER I STAFF YOUR CORPSE WITH A BOOOOOOOOOAR! I'LL HAVE YOUR WHOOOOOOOORE ON A SPIKE!

Why, friend?

I did it boys
I finally finished this fucking game

nerd

fat, unemployed nigger on a mobility scooter decorated with anime stickers

תגידו, יש בארץ כנסים של מסע בין כוכבים כמו בחו"ל?
האחרון שמצאתי היה ב2005

yes those types of people are the target demographic for video games correct. if you're over 18 and still play video games you should reconsider your life.. and if over 21 it's time to just end yourself

I suppose posting on Sup Forums is the gentleman's choice of passtime?

Yes, absolutely.

t. 6000 hours on chivalry

1,600+

Is this a common thing in Israel?
liveleak.com/view?i=4ec_1506005184

israelis play persona
you have video games over there?

Women were a mistake, they are the same everywhere

Of course we have video games, we are not that technologically backwards

>Is this a common thing in Israel?
Well there are a lot of Russians in Israel and Russians being the white niggers that they are have plenty of slutty girls that are into twerking.

One of the Israeli anons here just graduated 4 months ago, you should ask him how his graduation party went

Could be in just that one school, probably later met its repercussions