ITT: We post like it's 1939

ITT: We post like it's 1939.

CZECHS BTFO!

We finally have a common broder with Hungary. May it last forever!

What's that between France and the Netherlands?

I say nothing to offense anyone so i can stay neutral. Nothing in here just swamp and cheese.
Pls no invade

Russia, P-please no

I'm not sure, but I think Germany wants to eat it.

Wow, hitler is literally napoleon. What's next conquering russia? Ts 1939 not 1812. Jesus Chris I'm tired if you imperialists.

Say, Englandbro, what are your thoughts on this?
I mean, surely you support the people who will liberate you from the fat, grubby mits of Chutchill, right?

lmao eat shit everyone

10th best economy in Europe walking through, step aside shitholes

Hey Latvia, are you ready to gib clay to the red blob?

Nah. I already told him that he stays where he is and we stay where we are.

Oh, well that's great! I sure am glad that everyone in Europe is finally able to get along.

I have a bad feeling about this

Shut the fuck up and join the axis already; we have cookies and clay.

Right? Also nice ships you have there! We're kinda keen on submarines though.

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I agree that the US have sexy ships, but we Germans currently have the most powerful battleships in the world
>pic related is an H-39 class battleship, of which we will have 2 in the next few months. We already have two Bismarck-Class battleships in service.

Fuck off

What flag is that? I'm looking in my book of currently existing countries, and I don't see this flag.

Military? Nah we don't need it. Fuck off trekkies.

Holy Shit! China just joined the Axis! It's happening!

Why the fuck did you moose fuckers declare war on me? I dindu nuffin!

The only reason the Czechs got "BTFO" was because they were betrayed by England.

we don't want to get involved(goes back to secretly building army)

muh greater rumania
inb4 gib back clay

Actually, the reason they got BFTO was because I offered to give Slovakia to Hungary, which prompted Hungary to join the Axis. Also, once the ultimatum was sent to the Czech government, they decided to declare war on me. So, in reality, they got BTFO because Germany stronk.

>tfw America's foreign minister is a member of the fucking Socialist Party

When will those fighters we ordered from you come? You just can't keep delaying them every month.

Nazi meme is satire r-right guise?

>t.(((me)))

Heyyyyy man. We're kind of in the middle of Operation Seelowe. I'm sure you understand that we have higher priorities. We'll have a surplus of destroyers after the war, if you want any.

Gee I don't know man.

Don't worry, they're not like the shitty destroyers that the jews in America sold to the British. We're talking 1936-class shit.

I guess we can take a few of them instead. DO you have any spare tanks? We're kinda low on them. Only 30 Fiat 3000's

We have about 20 Panzer III Ausf. E tanks that we could sell you. They'll serve you well considering that your biggest threat is a shitload of Soviet T-26 tanks.

>be me
>visiting british raj
>fuckin skinny ass nerd in glasses screaming to a bunch of towelheads
>goodness

Cool telegram thread btw guys. America pls go, you will never be relevant nation.

Churchill is confirmed satan.

Deal.

If you are willing to buy our Panzer I tanks, you can have all of them.

We need to use meme magic to get Hitler to invade Russia, would kek so hard.

Buying ultra quick firestarters and aviation goggles

Well, as you can see, this would be difficult logistically. If we can get Romania and the Baltic States to join us, then an invasion would be feasible.

There's some really wacky stuff happening across the ocean. Kinda hope the Axis fills those pretentious Brits with daylight since them German dames really are as cute as a bug's ear.

Watch that sinner's tongue, Yankee-Doodle. I've naught much sympathy for you chaps. Why, even those stinking japs could wallop you in a gulp.
It'd be the cat's pyjamas, and make my day smooth as whistle, I'll tell ya.

Cheerio, you filthy bugger!

Even better then, the soviet scum stands no match.

Germany better not try and attack America, we could wreck their shit if they do. Our ports and bases are secure.

old

>uk
>france
>a trustworthy ally

LITERALLY PICK ZERO YOU SUBHUMAN TRASH
IM #TeamHitler NOW
YOU ARE NEXT FAGGOTS

Why hasn't South Tyrol been liberated yet?

Czechbro, explain to me why Slovakia was allowed to remain independent after the war.

>Tfw filthy fucking moors won

Oh you fuckers have been shilling against the German-American Bund for YEARS. I've tried to improve relations via politics, but your dirty socialist leader isn't having any of it. If it's a war you fuckers want, it's a war you'll get.

Because that is currently Italian clay, and I cannot do anything about it now that they are Axisbros.

DELETE THIS

I still hope that we will join Axis. France and UK cannot be trusted and Reich gonna steamroll through us like hell, even if give them Gdańśk (But we can't anyway, it's not ours.)

Also, fuck eternal Pepik, Zolzie nasze.

>being this mad

See You guys decided to join the Axis, then returned all rightful German clay. But don't worry, we'll give you Soviet clay as compensation.

whats the best ISO mounter?

I went to install Power ISO which I used in the past and it kept trying to force me to install a bunch of toolbars and shit

I think we should side with this Hitler guy, mates.

Distinct lack of Germans in this thread...

I feel safe!

WEAPONS! FRESH WEAPONS! BUY THEM CHEAP!

I think not what if they found out our secret that we are actually Jews

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You shouldn't. You stupid nogs decided to declare war on Germany, AFTER Operation Seelowe began! You niggers are going to be steamrolled and then genocided!

The anti Jew thing is just to garner cheap political support, I'm pretty sure. Hitler would never go through with any real anti-Jewish policies.

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Czechoslovakia?? I didnt even know that place existed. Whatever germany do your thing. Based ford likes you guys

Well i guess you are right
What's the worst that can happen

lol faggot. We got Jan Smuts coordinating with Winston Churchill to defeat the North African Campaign of the Reich as well as the Italian Campaign.

gg no re

Wew america lads we oughta go lend a hand eventually eh?

Oh shit! All Finns report in! It's happening!

Okay, I dont remember signing up for this. Do you remember signing up for this?

Nope.

Oh come on my fellow germanic, don't you want to help defeat the eternal anglo?

may you live in interesting times

Enjoy getting BTFO by the Russians after you take london

Perkele

spam land forts along russian border

retard

In HOI4, it's not the Russian border that's the problem, it's Russia's capability to outmanpower you.

Germany is going to take ground initially, but lose steam. If you try to turtle, you're going to get wrecked. You want to take out Russia as earely as possible.

I signed up to kill Bolshevists for fuck sake, not to get frostbite in some Belarusian trench.

I just wanted a cool uniform and some medals
So much snows
So much dead
At least we are still at the winning side.
Let us conquer that upcoming town
Stalingrad i Thought it was

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It's the EU as baby, poorfag.

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Kek

My laptop can't handle HOI4

I like playing as bulgaria HOI3 and supporting my german friends push into USSR, but still get btfo.


I might try capping turks and rushing through caucus to troll

wow the patton part at the end...

Well sure, I want Ceylon back. But then, why are we invading Russia again?

noones pc can handle hoi4 the spaghetti code is so bad they had lags during the pre release streams

Lmao at panic mongers, based Chamberlain said peace in our time, he had a piece of paper and everything.

Oh hey, we're being redeployed to Yugoslavia to fight bolshevist partisans. I'm sure this will be easy.

Our back up will be 2 Muslim SS divisions, I'm sure the warrior spirit of Islam will help us overcome those Slavic bolshevists.

It's so hot.

Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present the KMS Mainfranken, the first H-Class battleship. She and her sister, the KMS Sudetenland were lauched today. Both ships are armed with 8 40.6cm SK C/34 cannons, the biggest gun yet put on a battleship (Bismarck had 38cm guns).

I love based Muslims
I can't get enough of them
I hope we can get some of those nice people in our society.
Whats the worst that can happen

SOON, MY POLISH BROTHER...

SOON

OKAY this went poorly. The muslims all deserted and they stole our fucking supplies and now we're being pushed back by some commie called Tito.

I'm sure Dutch efforts in Yugoslavia in the future will be more succesful.

>BB
>not CV
it's 1939!

Perkele bustalainen

Wait, what flag is that? Is that
>a
>fucking
>leaf?

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO POST AS THIS IS 1939 AND I KNOW NOT OF THIS INTERNET YOU SPEAK OF