/nfl/ general - RESPECT YOUR ELDERS edition

CAR: Devin Funchess busts with 3-11 day vs. Bucs
TB: Mike Evans has first 100-yard game of season
WAS: Doctson catches 2-of-13 targets, scores TD
WAS: RB Perine posts 74 yards, tweaks Achilles'
DET: Matthew Stafford struggles in loss to Bengals
TB: Doug Martin active, manages 7 yards on 6 runs
TB: Winston loses three fumbles, takes six sacks
MIA: Drake held to 57 yards from scrimmage in loss
WAS: Kirk Cousins has three-score day vs. Denver
CIN: Giovani Bernard racks up 168 yards, TD in win
KC: Tyreek Hill drops 6/107/0 line on Dolphins
LAC: Gordon totals 128 yards, TD in win over Jets

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twitter.com/NFLFootballOps/status/945048369055129601
twitter.com/michaelfhurley/status/945016296269320195
youtube.com/watch?v=zXjqAzugiaY
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for Jimmy G

who are the good guys in the dallas/seattle game? they're both bad guys

I feel sorry for anyone who will never have Jimmy G be their quarterback.

>lolol i don't pick sides

COWBOYS = Sucking corporate cock
SEAHAWKS = Freedom for ethnic groups other than your own

"Wrong"

GO COWBOYS

Jay Cutler for Miami Dolphins 2018!

Fuck the Seahawks, but fuck the Cowpokes more

at least we didn't end up trading the same value for aj mccarrot

Catb owl

OR
>cowboys=sucking corporate cock
>seahawks=sjw faggots who try to fight fans, argue on twitter with eachother, and lie about police brutality
if russell wilson weren't your qb you'd be the most hated team of all time

>TB: Mike Evans has first 100-yard game of season

I knew Tampa's offense disappointed this year, but damn

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Sure, I'd like to see Cam cry like a baby after losing again.

>9 players were taken ahead of todd gurley in the draft
you cunts got so fucking lucky

cowboys>xehawks

This tbqh

QB Alex Smith: 4,000 yards passing RB Kareem Hunt: 1,000 yards rushing WR Tyreek Hill: 1,000 yards receiving TE Travis Kelce: 1,000 yard receiving Only the 2nd time in NFL history that has happened.

Jesus. Man Tampa as a whole has been a huge disappointment. I had them winning the division and instead they're the chew toy the other teams toss around to each other.

>dez chimping out about not getting the ball
>gets the ball for the first time
>fumbles

>Freedom for ethnic groups other than your own

Go back to fucking reddit

fpbp

continued from last bread

okay Sup Forums lets play a game

Make one, and only one, rule change to the NFL that will help make the game great again.. It must be an "in-game rule", not a rule about drafts or salary caps or flag kneeling or some shit.

>Coaches' challenges no longer cost a timeout flag, but you only get two per team per game.

I don't know fuck all about the the NFL but I just bet £196 against the jaguars. Am I gonna make it?

>tfw Rams vs Pats superbowl
>tfw no team can stop it

>ereck flowers was among them
OH NONONONONONONONO
*BREATHES IN*

>Do everything you can to bail out your team

>Coach still manages to fuck everything up anyway

Remove pass interference entirely.

Dem pants.
I must say jimmy is looking legit but i will reserve my judgment until next year after teams get more tape on the guy and gameplan better against him.

>american football in calgary

how did this league ever struggle? -.-

>no more field goal posts
>you have to kick the ball through an imaginary rectangle three times in order to get the field goal
>if you miss four times, then the other team gets to start with the ball on the 50 yard line
>a selected referee decides whether or not the ball is successfully kicked through the rectangle
>the size of the rectangle changes depending on the size of the kicker's foot
>fg's can't be challenged

>the giants could've had gurley and probably josh rosen
>the giants are watching gurley fucking dominate with a rosen-esque qb while eli stumbles over like the autist he is
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

This, this, this, this, this.

Practically looking at a receiver now is pass interference

>a cop has never been mean to me, therefore cops are fine
Leave your basement once in a while.

>no news about Rasms winning division
Reminder to pick up your free Jumbo Jack califags

Baseball is fucking retarded

Add another umpire

youtube.com/watch?v=_gZndxEvFNk

NEW JONBOIS - Exactly how bad are the Browns?

OR
I saw the video and Michael Bennett lied about what happened to take advantage of the publics distrust of police

When will they kick the Browns out of the league?

This sounds based

>day after game
>Christmas
shit

1. Pats
2. Steelers
3. Jags
4. Chiefs
5. Ravens
6. Titans

1. Eagles
2. Vikings
3. Rams
4. Saints
5. Panthers
6. Falcons

Jags>Titans
Ravens>Chiefs

Pats>Ravens
Steelers>Jags

Pats>Steelers

Rams>Falcons
Saints>Panthers

Saints>Eagles
Rams>Vikings

Rams>Saints

Pats>Rams

Fuck it, there's one 10 minutes from me

1-33 over the past 34 games is pretty bad
08 lions were worse though, they gave up 517 points while the browns probably wont give up more than 410

i'm having a bit of a brainfart, is there an snf on week 17?
>le change the city and the name """"""""fix"""""""" suggested at the end
dropped

It was a joke

1. Pats
2. Steelers
3. Jags
4. Chiefs
5. Ravens
6. Chargers

1. Eagles
2. Vikings
3. Rams
4. Saints
5. Panthers
6. Falcons

Jags > Chargers
Ravens > Chiefs
Rams > Falcons
Saints > Panthers

Pats > Ravens
Steelers > Jags
Vikings > Rams
Saints > Eagles

Pats > Steelers
Saints > Vikings

Pats > Saints

The good guy is whoever Allah snackbars the stadium

Yes but they wait to decide on it

My guess it’ll be falcons panthers

a very unfunny and overused one, delivered in a deadpan manner
a very poor way to end a potentially good video

>Ravens beating Chiefs

>Available day after game

kek

>Russians
>Humor
Ok Igor

I hate the $(ers but cant help but to cheer for them since they started Jimmy G. What sorcery is this?

twitter.com/RamsNFL/status/945053742638010369?s=09

>tfw /nfl/ starts talking like we are owl bound
>tfw we get a chance to redeem our loss and BTFO brady
>tfw we actually could beat them even with gronhk
>tfw Aaron Donald wins a ring
>McVay steals Belicheats meme powers
>Zurelein comes off IR to ice the game Vinateri style to piss off Patsfags eternally

Holy fuck best fucking timeline confirmed

Daily reminder that the refs correctly overturned the TD call in the Pats/Bills game

>tfw you're so tired of losing but you know you'll watch next Sunday anyway

DONT FORGET THAT CAROLINA ALMOST LOST TO THE BUCCANEERS

yeah most likely
do they flex some 1pm games to 4pm as well? i'd rather see dal-phi instead of kc-den or oak-lac

hahahahahahahahaha

mcvay more like mcmanlet

[False] pats lose to bills, gronk sustains bad knee injury
[True] 49ers beat jags
[more or less true] rams blow out titans
[more or less true] ravens blow out colts
[more or less true] browns come close but trubisky looks legit and game goes to burrs
[true] skins take broncos to the slaughterhouse
[true] loins somehow bungle a game to the bungles
[true] chiefs protect arrowhead field
[this will be true] iggles>raidurs

So I only missed one game with my predictions this week. And it doesn't really count since the bills got refballed out of the game. Apologize, /nfl/.

Can't believe it has already been 7 years

nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81d92589/Wild-card-Playoffs-Ravens-vs-Chiefs-highlights

>The Detroit Panthers were the last Detroit football team to win a championship

>bills got refballed out of the game
>lost by 3 TDs

Any sane Bills fan that defends the TD as a turning point of the game clearly didn't watch the other 59:59 of it where Taylor looked like Hue Jackson and Jeff Fisher had a love child who tasted numbers and heard colors. The Pats ran (Literally and metaphorically) all over us, and the offense looked like a pee-wee team. We lost this game ourselves.

Fuck Dennison.

Why are people surprised the receiver needs possession of the ball for it to count?

twitter.com/NFLFootballOps/status/945048369055129601

3 TDs that all came in the 4th quarter after all of those rediculous calls that put the game out of reach, so yeah, refball.

I didn't know Dexter McCluster and Matt Cassel were still on the team to total 8 turnovers

loins won a bunch in the 50s
that was unironically the era of browns and lions dominance. the karma is coming back to them, but that's fucking unfair, the nfl was irrelevant back then
jasg will win, just watch

Fuck man Fitzgerald still has a lot left

>after all of those rediculous calls that put the game out of reach
twitter.com/michaelfhurley/status/945016296269320195

Ah yes, refs absolutely blew the razercakes out today!

seattle is for degenerates and shitstains

>Cam predictably played bad against the busc because he was elite last game
The trend means he will play great against the failcons guaranteed.

Bullshit. This is exactly the same ticky-tack call that has gone in the pats favor before, but whenever their receivers are in similar situations it seems the refs aren't as discerning. And that foot obviously ricocheted off the ground as he got control of the ball. It's just blatant cheating at this point.

Will California be the most powerful football state of the 20s?

>LA Rams trending up with an elite young squad and coach
>Niners have their franchise MVP QB of the future
>LA Chargers solid WC contender every year and will have brilliant seasons once Rivers becomes coach
>Raidnigger trash will be relocated out of the state

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Chargers are going to become the Padres of the NFL once Rivers retires

by the time he had possession he was OB.

Sucks to suck Buffalo. A baby born on the day of the Music City Miracle will be old enough to vote next month.

>it seems

>>>>>>>>>>>>to me

Chargers have nothing to fall back on after rivers retires except for bosa

You can use a timeout to negate a penalty.

>the refs cheated by waiting until a play was impossibly close and by taking 4 points off the board for a team that lost by 21

interesting strategy

Will the Lions or Browns recover one day or are they going to bumble around like they are now?

Offensive lineman twitching is no longer a false start

youtube.com/watch?v=zXjqAzugiaY

Explain to me, succinctly, how Cooks has possession on this catch and it's a TD. I can't wait for the mental gymnastics.

aunt joy is a qt

Both feet clearly in with full possession, doesn't lose possession when he hits the ground.

He was in bounds. He looked like he had it to me.

Refs felt there was not enough to overturn. that 3rd angle would have showcased the play the best but it was obscured by a camera man. Not enough evidence to overturn, the TD stands.

youtube.com/watch?v=vyliD-xDyYA

Hmm strange how all of these debatable calls are going in the pats favor, isn't it?

>Bortlels

Reminder that the Jets (5-8) have had a better record since this game than the Raiders (4-8)

It shouldn't have been ruled a TD on the field when the ball was OOB when it hit the ground.

>doesn't lose possession when he hits the ground
what even is 'possession' at this point? the ball is clearly jostled out of his arms as he hits the ground
>refs felt there was not enough to overturn
but somehow they're always at the ready whenever the pats need a TD rescinded. And I've yet to see 'clear evidence' that the James catch touched the ground. Every angle shows his hand being under the ball.

Hahahah salvation army kettle celebration again

>Starting QB injured
>New QB joins the team one month before the regular season starts
>New QB missed majority of the off season practice and has to adjust to the playbook and develop chemistry with his new teammates in such a short period of time
>Team has to evacuate their homes because Hurricanes
>BYE week taken away
>Team has to stay travel from Los Angeles, to New York and then to London all within the span of 3 weeks.
>Offensive Line Coach found snorting "a white powdery substance" on film and leaves the team during the season
>Locker room drama between players and coaches, with result in pro-bowl running back being traded off the team

All of this and more, the Dolphins still manage to go 7-9 this season with two of those wins coming from both Super Bowl 51 teams (The Falcons and The Patriots).

SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT

And even then after his rookie contract is up Bosa is leaving that sinking ship

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