The right side of history w-
The right side of history w-
Wasn't Sweden ruled by former french general and stayed at least neutral at the time?
Based Denmark (and Poland too), too bad the eternal anglo backstabbed his way to victory.
Nah, the cunt betrayed Napoleon
No, Britain and Sweden were allies.
Notice only non-white countries support the anglo
Fucking portugal man
stay mad
Why were Danes so shit when it came to war?
All those allies and Napoleon still couldn't win? That's kind of embarrassing desu
>mfw
>All those allies
anglo education
perfidy triumphs honor it seems
what wouldve happened if napolen won?
The French showed a lot of honour in Spain, they did.
>napoleon
>honour
remember that time he abandoned all his men to die in egypt while he returned home as a hero
We'd have space colonies by now
I don't get it, what do you mean by perfidy or honour? How did he lose with that massive advantage?
You can't be allied with the krauts and be on the right side of history
>France
>Colonies
there's no fucking sand in space
Scorched earth in both Portugal and Russia, lmao.
>allied
The butthurt resulting from this occupation propelled us into nationalism mode in the first place.
They had it coming.
He decided to tangle with the wrong country.
This is true.
Is there some kind of problem?
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>the only war against a civilized nation Britain won
allying with sh*toleon was Poland's greatest mistake
>burning your own earth
WTF man
a tradition we keep to this day
What about existing?
Eternal allies
this would imply that france was ever civilised
t. Ivan
how many portuguese cuties died there?
kinda ironic since we civilized you :^)
>be poortugal
>get bullied
>ally with Sh*toleon
>ah yes stupid pollacks hehe trust me I'm totally now jew, fight for me i'll give you your kingdom back
>stupid pollacks fight
>get a fucking duchy instead
I correct myself, allying with sh*toleon was poland's second greatest mistake. The first one was helping Europeas at battle of Vienna.
Sobieski should've aided the Ottoman Turks and split Europe in half.
arent brits from normandy, hence actually french?
In all of those, Spain is the one starting shit.
I'd rather be poor than a Sp*niard.
>polandball
ewwww
the normans were descended from vikings and hated the french
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>poor
>Spaniard
What's the difference?
dignity and moustached women
the normans are the worst part of england tbqh
well, Spaniards are poor, anyway
>adopt French language, culture and religion
WE
>hire french warriors to cuck your shitty island and refer to them as 'french people'
HATE
>racemix with us
THE FRENCH!
>Remember = remembre - rememoror
>Holocaust = holocaustum
>conquest = conqueste = conquete
>legacy = L. Latin legatia = legatum
>effect
>EFFECT
>affect = affecter = afficere
Ah, the English language
>call yourself french on the Bayeux tapestry
WE
WUZN'T
FRENCH
ANNN
SHEEEIIIT
>my compliments, ma'am
Normans ruled oved England. There wasn't a massive population movement. Brits just had a different royal family
BASED UK AND PORTUGAL
Why, though, my ant friend?
Portugal is the father of Brazil
>he said, in English
So what?
>sucking english dicks so bad
>autant sucer des queues anglaises
Fuck off, French isn't even in the top 10 most spoken languages.
>Based Denmark (and Poland too), too bad the eternal anglo backstabbed his way to victory.
More like Napoleon killed his whole army (plus some Poles, Italians, and Germans) by marching them into a sparse land without food to sustain them (a 600,000 man host can't survive off foraging alone) because he thought it would be funny. "Greatest general in history" my ass.
>“if the enemy army’s source of strength and sustenance is destroyed… the country on either side of the road is not sufficient to sustain 200,000 troops, much less half a million.”
England and France are the same shit.
Yeah that's actually true.
You're welcome.
> Destruction of the French Allied Army
> Start of the War of the 6th Coalition.
I can only imagine a British Minister slamming open the doors in the Houses of Parliament, shrieking excitedly in a high-pitched voice and thick, posh accent.
> "BRETHRENS"
> " HIS ARMY IS DISBANDED, MY COMPANY"
> "THE RUSSIAN APPLIED A REVOLUTIONARY STRATEGY WE HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF AGAINST HIM"
> "HAVING WINTER OVER AND LET IT FUCK HIS ARMY IN THE BUM WHILE YOU STARVE AND LET YOUR PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE YOU GOTTA HELLA ANYWAY"
> "HIS ARMY IS N O M O R E"
>"Time to declare war and reap the seed of our brilliant and flawless tactics."'
Did he touch a nerve babe?
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mata-te cringe do caralho
>it's another false pro-french thread made intentionally to shit on the french
wow didn't see this coming at all
that's why we got norway after the war.
>mfw there were norwegians who unironically thought they'd become independent
APOLOGIZE
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
It is, tho, moor.
yes, it's great he could return and save France
1. Mandarin
2. English
3. Spanish
4. Hindi
5. Arabic
6. Portuguese
Alright, so you beat us by one spot.
Impressive, your country has two languages on the list
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>top 10
>posts top 6
7. Bengali
8. Russian
9. Japanese
10. Punjabi
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18. French
Nice try but a*glos never controlled Sicily
Stay madder
Why would that make anyone mad? France never benefitted from its relationship with the USA, in fact you could argue it's the exact point it began its decline lol
Source? Portuguese is only slightly more spoken than French.
>never benefited
when you don´t even know what poverty is...