Mfw DAL comes to visit us next weekend with their tail between their legs utterly demoralized to play a meaningless...

>mfw DAL comes to visit us next weekend with their tail between their legs utterly demoralized to play a meaningless game in front of our fans. a well-deserved end to their pathetic season.

it's unfortunate that the only likable quarterback in the league is playing for your awful disgusting city.

>Brees
>not likeable

at least i live in the city i root for. you probably live in some flyover state and root for other meme teams like the lakers and the yankees

Hey man, New York, LA, Chicago, and Arlington are great places.

>philly rightfully gets called shit
>poor guido immediately resorts to f-flyover!!!11!!

philly is shit senpai.

t. phoenixville

>eagles
>not a meme team
Oh am i laffin

>tf
>tp

are you 12 years old?

>mfw you trophy cabinet is empty

are you a colossal faggot who's a disappointment to his father?

Philly is a shit hole and so is it's people. Everyone in the country agrees on this.

no I'm not an eagles fan

are there actually any non-meme teams in the nfl this season?

> Based Case
> not likeable

Soon.

How many of you have actually been to Philly?

>w-we don't care about the sports anymore
>Your city is a shit hole, I know that because I've never been there

Lmao like clockwork

What do you mean?

Hes a nice guy.

4u

>supporting Canadians

I'm in Philly visiting my senpai now. Excited to clinch home field.

Canadians > Filthydalphians

I live in Philly and even the white people are niggers

New England's not a city, but you wouldn't know that.

Alright Filthybros, do the rest of the league a solid and plant the Chokeboys firmly at 8-8, and you will be our new best friends for the WHOLE offseason!

>one of these things is not like the others; it has a Death Star

>Muh batteries
>Not hilarious lad banter

Hating on based Philly is the sign of a true soyboy

Which one? Wentz or Foles, because they're both likable.

> soyboy
> britbong
underage reddit fag detected. hating on philly has been a staple of Sup Forums since the very beginning

Considering the high proportion of faggots that inhabit Sup Forums (and Sup Forums in general), it should be no surprise to you that Sup Forums is mostly soyboys, then.

>Its traditional so its good

Sup Forums has lots of shit memes. Hating on Philly for not being pussies should not be one of them. Also the more you get triggered by being called out as a soyboy the more it is cemented as a meme

White republican Americans > dog shit > niggers = liberals = Canadians > Muslims

>Fly to Philly on business trip
>Get my work done in a day and spend the next sight seeing and soaking up culture like I like to do everywhere I go
>Everyone is rude
>Most everyone is dirty and literally smells bad
>Homeless person begging for change
>Empty my pockets for him—about 12¢
>Homeless Guy cusses me out because it wasn’t enough
>Kick over his hat full of change and tell him to go fuck himself

Nothing against the Eagles, but everyone from Philly is an unlikable douche—even made me one for the day I was there. It’s overwhelmingly hostile.

People like Brees, Wentz, Taylor, Jimmy G, and Based Rivers. But really that's it

I smashed some girl from that town a couple nights ago.

True story

>hangs out with the homeless
>wonders why they are cranky
Wouldn't like to hang out with you either, soyboy.

>Philly beating the Cowboys with their backups and their 3rd string QB
Would be hilarious.

hating on philly not because they aren't pussies, because they are ungrateful assholes with ZERO RINGS you dumb semenslurpper.

i'm not being triggered by something forced from the_donald. go to Sup Forums right now and ctrl+f: soyboy and you'll get 3 results. it's forced reddit shilling.

>Knowing anything about reddit
Lmaooo

Get batteried

mad soyboy is mad

anything that is cringey and not Sup Forums culture is obviously from plebbit. forced shit never sticks (except bane). i have seen soyboy on other boards more than Sup Forums, that says it all.

it's buzzwords

trump is the most pro-israel president in history, and all of a sudden Sup Forums is ok with that? it's been invaded by t_d since 2016

>implying I’m a Cowboys fan
Eagles fan have such a victim complex with the Cowshits

Kirk Cousins is very likeable and a better Christian than Carson "I Secretly Commit Arson" Wentz

For Christmas Kirk is freeing women and girls from brothels around the Islamic 3rd world

TYBCousins

stay obsessed with the best city on earth

lol phoenixville talking shit about cities

>freeing women and girls from brothels around the Islamic 3rd world
Literally not making the world a better place

> phill is the best city on earth

When did you find out you’re a bad person?

There’s no way you’re deluded enough to think Philadelphia is the best city on earth. NYC, Tokyo, Paris? Philadelphia isn’t even in the top 100

regardless of who your team is,
it is kinda soy to expect any other reaction from a homeless person anywhere in the US

>This delusion

Imagine being this much of a brainlet.

Right now I guess. Or that time I hit a kid in the ribs with a pipe back in high school.

>need to stay awake until 2:30 to see at least the beginning of the game

fucking timezones

>Case Seemun
>Likeable