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fuck japs, they don't play cricket

Dubs for smoth ton

8th for sneed shit quad cenny

First for drink beer

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>girls

last three digs are Smoth's score

Get the feeling Smarsh doesn't compensate for swing with this current innings

reminder that only dubs can bring wickets.

won't be contributing to this thread

>gook wearing baseball attire
>/cric/

>have Australia under pressure
>bowl Ali

why is australia bowling so much more entertaining than australia batting?

stove

watching your team bowl in tests is objectively more entertaining than watching your team bat in tests

Are there any good cricket games for PC?

Nah, mate, that's a cucumber.

does it help that she does JAV la?

Why is the best Australian cricket team literally NSW team?

>ball tracking broken
time for some wickets lads

unironically stick cricket

BALL TRACKING PROGRAMMERS BTFO

neptunia

i don't have a team though i just like watching entertaining cricket

In test cricket you don't want your batting performance to be exciting.

Stick cricket mate.

doki doki literature club

No, asians are fucking disgusting

...

IN OLDEN DAYS A GLIMPSE OF STOCKING WAS LOOKED DOWN AS SOMETHING AS SHOCKING BUT NOW GOD KNOWS

ANYTHING GOES

Just got a 3-day messenger post block. ama

this
JAV is honestly the most repulsive type of porn in existence

meme 2bh. I alt F4 because i couldn't skip during the twist

have you watched your local district side play?

Reminder if you haven't watched your local side, you're a filthy casual and need to GET OUT

based

Sengoku Rance if you wanna have a bat

First for asian gfs

where did you get this picture of me??

Can someone get this useless cunt out please

that's nearly as flat as this road out in the middle of the mcg

>the absolute state of tendies

Have white children

Can't wait for the BBL to start

jesus christ

flat is justice homo

>I am the greatest batsmen of all time.
>*gets out for 4 against poo peeland*
t. Chris Gayle

Can we turn Chandler Bing into a /cric/ meme?

STOP BOWLING ALI

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

West Indies on allout under 20 runs watch

>wanting more brainwashed white cucks
>not breeding more redpilled asain demigods

WE WERE ON A BREAK

Perth Scorchers KFC Big Bash League franchise is the one for me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA CUNT

stream for nz windies?

Ali just eeeasssing the batsmen into the game. If England want a chance, they'll need to get Ali out and back into the dressing room.

oh no no no no no.....

I only know one truth: it's time for the Windies to end

why isnt gayle in the bbl
has he been banished from australian shores?

>there are people alive in the world right now who will actually unironically willingly admit to being west indian.

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yeah got one right here
*pisses directly into your gaping mouth*

Yes

what's the deal with Smith's autism glare

literally because of the blush thing

didnt he rape that reporter or something

>don't blush, baby
yeah basically according to the standards of rape in current year western culture

Fun Fact: I actually knew that the Philly game would be close and had bet on their line +10.5. I am surprised Oakland didn't win actually, the name 'Chokeland' would be more appropriate for them. Hopefully most of you spotted the test when I deliberately stuttered

>m-merry tipmas... I wrapped it up and locked it. Sent it with a note saying 'it will win' I-I meant it.

Of course Philadelphia won and Oakland covered in the end, so most of you would have done well out of that game had you not been greedy and gone for Chokeland to win.

what's the deal with your mum

black magic

the sport should roid players to be more enjoyable

That was a total dick move though, she showed pretty clearly she wasn't interest but he kept pushing.

With Smith is an American actor

It's Shaun the Sheep!

i fucking love bubblemint extra, lads

roiding wouldnt do shit in cricket

fuck off with your seppo yanky doodle sucking sports la this is /cric/

hate England

Top fucking kek at the blue shirt dude

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love England

I would have pushed myself between them and told him to back off her, total dick move. I would have made sure to ask her afterwards if she was okay of course.

>LE SEBBO

Fun Fact: America was once a dominant force of cricket long ago. If they take it seriously it would make it very interesting.

It was such a scapegoat, though.
The entire culture is designed around this type of behaviour and chucking hot women in front of the camera to interview which they only stopped and feigned outrage at when feminist news outlets actually payed attention. Even just the year prior you had one of the Bravos (I forget which one) essentially asking her out on live television to which they were all laughing at in the studio. The higher-ups don't actually care.

I do not like ironic white knighting lads

LOVE football

it's that simple

STOP FUCKING BOWLING ALI

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

think of the starving african children lads

Love England

no shit fatty

more sixes innit

>Dominant force
They never even played internationally you fucking brainlet, unless you mean Philadelphia which i don't count.

>America was once a dominant force of cricket long ago.
"no"
>If they take it seriously it would make it very interesting.
"yes"

you an absolute plebeian if you think the lack of sixes is due to strength

wasnt the first match usa - canada or am I thinking of something else?

Any of you guys listening to Triple M? Listening to Isa Guha talking with the "PM" gave me a half chub desu.

She's a pretty hot piece of work. Loves a nice big (light) sabre. Knows all about using two fingers down the pitch.

Reminder that the dumb greek hasn't got a single tip all summer

Actually I have put on a kilo or two since Christmas Lunch. I cooked up a storm entertaining a party of 8. Had a few drinks in the end which is not good for digestion. Going to work out a bit later and try to shed it.

>commentators agreeing that out filthy paki diversity hire is dragging the team down

I know you don't want to change a winning team but can't we just drop him already...

>He voted liberal at the last election

ew

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