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Oo ahh up the RA
deal with it croatlad
need to watch Er ist wieder da
mentally heemed someone just now
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I can't get out of bed. Help.
PEOPLE ARE UPSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Love fannies.
alri' Morrissey
last year i cheated on some girl and then left her for someone else, she went mental and i've never seen her since, still with that girl i cheated with so it was the right decision though. was stepping on the tube last night with said girl and as i was about to get on i see that the only other person on the carriage was the girl i cheated on haha, managed to swiftly switch carriages and i don't think she noticed me thank god
close call
The self-styled trad woman (not married no children)
Not because Im depressed Im too comfy
bit straight
On the lookout for some cracking posts today
what coincidence, I do too
fashy lads about?
g'day chums
intimidating post
the iron guard were fucking mental
ugly cunts posting
Wish we still had politicians like Harold Wilson desu.
Not even in terms of politics, but even speaking from the past he comes across/came across as more in touch than any cheap attempt to photograph David Cameron eating toast.
Maybe age just dilutes the cringe-factor of getting your picture taken with the Beatles, as though you had a clue who they were before they started singing about how you're a bastard for making them pay surtax.
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who would you have fought for lads
Lads what the fuck is this
a-a-a-hahahahahaha good one mate
I would have founded the 'Australian Intervention' faction
Oi! Oi Jap! Walk on Jap, walk on
Bruce, haha. Where did you find this one?!
I would have put Lenin's head on a fucking spike, like any sane person would.
I would have founded the 'Emu Intervention' faction
Considering taking two tabs of acid
its friday and im done with my only class of the day and I finished assignments early
I finally got someone to respond to my bait
now what
Can I come?
lol alri nicky
dumb thotposter
sorry no I need to be in a comfortable place
Me and sis
Found Shrek yet?
she's 22
plenty of time to settle down yet
Could snap her legs in half with a flick of my wrist
don't like the niggies
rorke
bit racist
Anyone who talks about 'autumn leaves' is a fucking bender I swear to god
good post, good trips
Gotta get a bus to college then it's maccies till 1AM
Happy Friday lads
love those autumn leafs
Want a full toil man debriefing at 5pm when the dopamine hits the ol' CNS
HEY MISTAH RACIST YOUR FACE IS ORANGE AND BLOATED
AND I'M DAMN GLAD I VOTED
FOR HILLARY CLINTON
BECAUSE I RESPECT WOMEN,
BLACK PEOPLE AND JEWS
UNLIKE YOU,
HITLER NUMBER TWO!
EVERYTHING THEY SAID ABOUT YOU WAS TRUE!
YOU'RE A BIGOT TRUMP, YOU GOTTA GO
DISRESPECTING WOMEN? HELL NO!
much prefer balls to vaginas if I do say so
not so keen on the penis though
Hey gorgeous, how's your day going? xx
*rolls eyes*
it's spring you ning nang nong where the cows go bong
plumpf btfo
kept some autumn leafs in my fridge
memories
anime
how can people say drumpf hates jews with a straight face
he's saying he doesn't respect jews
drumpf hates jews
*stares at you with a perfect poker face*
[straight face]
droghmph hates jewish bodies
women bums
shut up u dog
*puts on sober expression*
Drumpf is an anti-semite
What did you just call me!?
wrote a parody of 'kids in america'
it's called
'kuds in new zealand'
i like it
w-what?
shouldnt that be nu-zilland
australians are cunts
bet it's a surreal experience being a girl and going to a website like Sup Forums where people are constantly posting slags and fawning over girls bums
no wonder they become so histrionic
Kisrt
Sammy J
Becky
Sammy T
Jenna
Lucy
'The girls'
i was never good at histriony
blah blah first fleet blah blah convicts
Without looking it up, name all five Spice Girls pseudonyms
=^_^= * meow* >licks paws
that's history mate
histronomy is study of the stars
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would only do the black one tbqh
Listened to the Blade Runner 2049 soundtrack on the way home and started crying
white spice
red spice
brown spice
yellow spice
black spice
we're the kuds in new zealand
baaa
we're the kuds in new zealand
baaa
everybody put your jandals in the chilly bun
as if every british person in their 20s doesn't know that
Sam Smith's new tune is pretty decent lads
That right there boys, is my wife.
mum and dad are arguing again haha
Sorry that's the Rice Girls, I was asking about the Spice Girls
>2017
>no bullet trains in the UK
What the FUCK is wrong with our government
tell them to stop it
Oliver Stone is next after Weinstein lads
Starting a new knife crime based gang
'Da young shottaz'
Entry fee £25
How about I don't pay the fee and as payment instead I don't boot you up and down the street
it takes like 5 minutes to walk across your country so what's the point
What would be the point?
as someone who works in the rail industry i can say that HS2 will never be finished
need a bullet train from brisvegas to melbourne through melbourne and canberra tbqh
rest of the country can fuck off
fucking evil tories is swear
>sam smiths new tune is pretty decent lads
I just came up with a joke, would you like to hear it?
er
through sydney and canberra