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love the smell of my own dick edition

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Oo ahh up the RA

deal with it croatlad

need to watch Er ist wieder da

mentally heemed someone just now

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I can't get out of bed. Help.

PEOPLE ARE UPSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Love fannies.

alri' Morrissey

last year i cheated on some girl and then left her for someone else, she went mental and i've never seen her since, still with that girl i cheated with so it was the right decision though. was stepping on the tube last night with said girl and as i was about to get on i see that the only other person on the carriage was the girl i cheated on haha, managed to swiftly switch carriages and i don't think she noticed me thank god

close call

The self-styled trad woman (not married no children)

Not because Im depressed Im too comfy

bit straight

On the lookout for some cracking posts today

what coincidence, I do too

fashy lads about?

g'day chums

intimidating post

the iron guard were fucking mental

ugly cunts posting

Wish we still had politicians like Harold Wilson desu.
Not even in terms of politics, but even speaking from the past he comes across/came across as more in touch than any cheap attempt to photograph David Cameron eating toast.

Maybe age just dilutes the cringe-factor of getting your picture taken with the Beatles, as though you had a clue who they were before they started singing about how you're a bastard for making them pay surtax.

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who would you have fought for lads

Lads what the fuck is this

a-a-a-hahahahahaha good one mate

I would have founded the 'Australian Intervention' faction

Oi! Oi Jap! Walk on Jap, walk on

Bruce, haha. Where did you find this one?!

I would have put Lenin's head on a fucking spike, like any sane person would.

I would have founded the 'Emu Intervention' faction

Considering taking two tabs of acid

its friday and im done with my only class of the day and I finished assignments early

I finally got someone to respond to my bait


now what

Can I come?

lol alri nicky

dumb thotposter

sorry no I need to be in a comfortable place

Me and sis

Found Shrek yet?

she's 22

plenty of time to settle down yet

Could snap her legs in half with a flick of my wrist

don't like the niggies

rorke

bit racist

Anyone who talks about 'autumn leaves' is a fucking bender I swear to god

good post, good trips

Gotta get a bus to college then it's maccies till 1AM
Happy Friday lads

love those autumn leafs

Want a full toil man debriefing at 5pm when the dopamine hits the ol' CNS

HEY MISTAH RACIST YOUR FACE IS ORANGE AND BLOATED
AND I'M DAMN GLAD I VOTED
FOR HILLARY CLINTON
BECAUSE I RESPECT WOMEN,
BLACK PEOPLE AND JEWS
UNLIKE YOU,
HITLER NUMBER TWO!
EVERYTHING THEY SAID ABOUT YOU WAS TRUE!
YOU'RE A BIGOT TRUMP, YOU GOTTA GO
DISRESPECTING WOMEN? HELL NO!

much prefer balls to vaginas if I do say so
not so keen on the penis though

Hey gorgeous, how's your day going? xx

*rolls eyes*

it's spring you ning nang nong where the cows go bong

plumpf btfo

kept some autumn leafs in my fridge
memories

anime

how can people say drumpf hates jews with a straight face

he's saying he doesn't respect jews

drumpf hates jews
*stares at you with a perfect poker face*

[straight face]
droghmph hates jewish bodies

women bums

shut up u dog

*puts on sober expression*
Drumpf is an anti-semite

What did you just call me!?

wrote a parody of 'kids in america'

it's called

'kuds in new zealand'

i like it

w-what?

shouldnt that be nu-zilland

australians are cunts

bet it's a surreal experience being a girl and going to a website like Sup Forums where people are constantly posting slags and fawning over girls bums

no wonder they become so histrionic

Kisrt
Sammy J
Becky
Sammy T
Jenna
Lucy

'The girls'

i was never good at histriony
blah blah first fleet blah blah convicts

Without looking it up, name all five Spice Girls pseudonyms

=^_^= * meow* >licks paws

that's history mate
histronomy is study of the stars

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would only do the black one tbqh

Listened to the Blade Runner 2049 soundtrack on the way home and started crying

white spice
red spice
brown spice
yellow spice
black spice

we're the kuds in new zealand
baaa
we're the kuds in new zealand
baaa
everybody put your jandals in the chilly bun

as if every british person in their 20s doesn't know that

Sam Smith's new tune is pretty decent lads

That right there boys, is my wife.

mum and dad are arguing again haha

Sorry that's the Rice Girls, I was asking about the Spice Girls

>2017
>no bullet trains in the UK
What the FUCK is wrong with our government

tell them to stop it

Oliver Stone is next after Weinstein lads

Starting a new knife crime based gang

'Da young shottaz'

Entry fee £25

How about I don't pay the fee and as payment instead I don't boot you up and down the street

it takes like 5 minutes to walk across your country so what's the point

What would be the point?

as someone who works in the rail industry i can say that HS2 will never be finished

need a bullet train from brisvegas to melbourne through melbourne and canberra tbqh
rest of the country can fuck off

fucking evil tories is swear

>sam smiths new tune is pretty decent lads

I just came up with a joke, would you like to hear it?

er
through sydney and canberra