How do you defend this?

How do you defend this?

Twist: he's a cop.

At some point, it becomes hilarious because it exposes how distorted their view of reality is.

The question is determine when it's actually satire so unsubtle that it's subtle satire.

HAHAHAHAHHHAA

Who knew the onion still had it in them, now black man actually stays around for the children.

Nice one onion

>the daily onision

Not many black guys in suits getting gunned down in the ghetto unless their suit is pink or purple.

top kek

mind blown

>Not pictured: Coal burning wife.
Isn't it a complimentary problem that the kids skin is always lighter then dad?

fpbp

>black guy
>talking to his kids whom he sees daily
>also has a job

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the same way I would when asked about Bigfoot.

Brought to you by the same source that gave you pic related.

They're a completely neutral humor site, let it go.

Hillary owns Onion now, never forget

That pic was from before Hillary's top donor purchased the Onion

I laughed, I cried. 10/10

never owned a puppy before, huh dumbass?

their fur changes color as they get older

same thing with black people

There's a reason it's on the Onion because it isn't realistic.

But blackmen always leave their families.

tpbp

Too good

Before he starts his 12 hour patrol

The joke is that he is going to run away because he is black.

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>Black man in a suit
>Getting shot

I have never seen a video of a black man in a suit getting shot for reaching into his briefcase.

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by noting that it's the onion