wtf I thought I was gay edition
/cum/
Anthony Wright
Matthew Bell
daily reminder that the United States of America is the greatest superpower ever
Zachary Campbell
That's a nice looking body
Jayden Reed
>tfw we're actually building the wall
I almost cried tears of joy when I found out
So long Cara
Dylan Smith
she would be hotter if she had a cute benis
Ian Hernandez
I thought the wall was already being built?
Grayson Brown
Yeah but the news never officially covered it
Now it's confirmed
Eli Nelson
...
John Jenkins
But you're gonna pay for it, instead of Mexico
Carson Green
do i like cock?
of course i do.
it's not like i hate what's in my pants.
does that make me gay?
no it does not.
Landon Brown
Now let us hope the wall not only stops dirty ass Central Americans but also the flow of drugs
Dylan Jackson
>man with wall thinks he can make fun of other country with wall
Jace Barnes
thoughts on riff raff doing porn?
Dominic Lee
Asco
James Cooper
4 AM PST
no wonder /cum/ is kill
Brody Richardson
did china pay for the great wall?
Oliver Cruz
lol american time zones are so super gay idk
Sebastian Fisher
2B
Lincoln Edwards
Parker Murphy
XD
Daniel Martinez
*saves /cum/*
Colton James
save your social life instead lol
Brody Barnes
I wish you were real and not a proxyfag.
Logan Gomez
I am.
Asher Torres
Please show me proof
Connor Brown
Does anyone have that video where a 2B cosplayer kiss his mom?
David Peterson
...
Parker Martin
Not again
John Ramirez
made a wonderful breakfast
Colton Edwards
sounds yummy what did you have!?
Justin Lopez
yogurt
3 eggs
toast
corndog
coffee
Gavin Wood
i just had 2 eggs and salsa in a tortilla wrap
sipping on my coffee before i leave for work in 40 minutes
Evan Edwards
skipped breakfast again
Noah Rivera
...
Landon Robinson
conway is going to fug ur boipucci
Samuel Hill
cum is alwats kill
agreed
Aaron Watson
Might go for the ol' autoabortion
Carson Myers
im back from work you guys
received my red cross summons to assist in the fire on sunday
Brandon Gutierrez
you will be missed
Justin Moore
did you volunteer? what do you normally do for work? will you be back from work again?
Joshua Anderson
>been a volunteer for 5 years
>work at a seaport, basically mapping where containers can be set without congesting the port
my company is paying me as if I were on jury duty so I'll be making about 40 dollars less a day, the company will be getting massive kudos/volunteering hours, and I've been promised time and a half pay the following two weeks when I return
Xavier Bailey
which pair of boots is better looking? work will pay for them but i plan on wearing them for fall and winter too
Jayden Lopez
"NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!"
John Roberts
right looks like some wannabe soldier
left looks like something a black guy would wear
a cool black guy
Bentley Gutierrez
I want death
Jeremiah Morris
>its another "roommate didnt clean the dishes" episode
Joseph Walker
we all die eventually user
Nicholas Campbell
wow
Sebastian Gutierrez
how are you guys doing today
Colton Gomez
tfw no friends or gf
Jason Flores
THICC suicidal JAPANESE woman
Hunter Flores
I don't believe in fucking superstitions *smashes mirror*
Jordan Fisher
you have /cum/
David Russell
*controls /cum/ behind the curtains*
Jace Scott
I wan't sex with her. Very very attractive
Colton Jenkins
I'll be your friend when I come to the US.
Brandon Hughes
I'll be your friend user
Jace Hall
30414
Why are you still LARPing as a Dane?
Lincoln Edwards
who's this
Jose Anderson
I deserve more rights than you, this isn't even debatable
Eli Moore
It’s my god given duty to civilize /cum/ barbarians
Ayden Barnes
>new england baseball
Caleb Ramirez
I deserve better rights than you, this is not debatable.
Kayden Lopez
Mormons, who are they, whay do they want ?
Adrian Rivera
You deserve nothing, you lime-sucking lobsterback.
Carson Hall
>its currently friday the 13th
Daniel Davis
>italian
>thinking your opinion about baseball holds any water
David Williams
*cums in Denmark behind a curtain*
Ayden Evans
Im not italian, Im a red blooded american
Asher Scott
Asher Rodriguez
*gets pregnant*
you're gonna take responsibility, right?
Robert Baker
...
Connor Richardson
Guys, I'm not ready to be a father yet.
Dylan Martin
...
Christian Rivera
user! please don't leave me!!
Jacob Howard
You should have thought about that before you fucked your slut of a wife without a condom.
Christ. It's like you were expecting your life to go exactly the way you wanted it with little work and no consequences.
Noah Hernandez
remember if going to an interview make up a superstitious reason why you should get the job
>I wouldn't have found out about the job if x,y,z didn't happen
>I would have missed your call because I didn't hear it ring but I just had one of those feelings
either they'll just say "huh that was lucky", with no harm done. Or they're a retard and will think "wow that's like a sign, or something! they're all the same lets just go with him I've got a good feeling about it"
Logan Torres
Ok. It just came as a shock that I'd have to be a father when I'm a cute teenage girl. :3
Robert Long
here you go imgur.com
Wyatt Collins
*floats like a butterfly*
*stings like a bee*
Cooper Sullivan
What the hell are you babbling about?
Levi Price
lovely nipples
Anthony Sullivan
...
Luis Howard
Amazing how 9/10 2B cosplays are insanely hot. Is it the hair over one eye or the cute mouth freckle?
Cooper Flores
make up
Noah White
Ignore my earlier reply. I just understood how to read what you wrote, you god-damned illiterate.
Anyways, that's actually pretty good advice.
People don't know how truly dumb people can be, even about important shit, but others' day-to-day activities are incredibly easy to manipulate. There are actually a lot of fat, new-age women obsessed with astrology and divination in the U.S. Somehow they're in the position to hire new employees.
Benjamin Sullivan
its the pearly white skin
Gabriel Rodriguez
light colored eyes
Christopher Murphy
>live at home
>mom is selling the house
>she didn't tell me that someone was coming to look at it today
>wake up hearing voices outside of my room
>show myself
>they about have a heart attack and then leave
guess they won't be buying the house then haha
Cooper Ward
HR is not a place where intelligent or quick witted people typically end up.
Justin Gomez
How can she see?
Logan Perry
infrared vision
Dominic Reyes
Sh has eyes only for 9S
John Bailey
Do normal ships exit into the atlantic from the hudson bay or is it frozen?
Gavin Cruz
hey mexibros how do i get a qt mestizo gf?
Juan Hall
...
Jason White
Pretty easy to get a hispanic gf, they love white guys. I blame you for lack of trying. Learn some basic hispanic cultural things so you can get approved by her parents, learn how to dance, and just be yourself. The real question is what kind of hispanic girl do you want?
Cubans > Peruvians > Argentinians > Colombians > Puerto Ricans > Nicaraguans
idk about the rest, only ever flirted with those ethnicities
Colton Hill
>learn how to dance
fuck
Samuel Fisher
Hate niggers
Lucas Hall
he wants mestizo
cubans are the whitest hispanics (aka not mestizos)