OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

A Boxing Day bunch of six fixtures this afternoon with some big names involved:

>AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United
>Chelsea v Brighton & Hove Albion
>Huddersfield Town v Stoke City
>Manchester United v Burnley
>Watford v Leicester City
>West Bromwich Albion v Everton

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

Shit games

shit games

>Schmeichel, Dragović, Maguire, Morgan (c), Chilwell, Mahrez, Ndidi, King, Albrighton, Okazaki, Vardy.

We 5-2-1-2 now

I predict away wins for everyone.

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I've got a good feeling today.

20 minutes already passed since the clock marked 3pm and not one game has started. What is happening, are they having christmas dinner or something?

>de gay

I PREDICT A RIOT

Clocks went back months ago mate.

your a shit game

well that was a very sloppy game

So, which match will you be watching, lads?

jesus christ this wolves team

How was Christmas in Nepal lad?

I bet it snowed.

I don't celebrate it and neither do any of my friends and I didn't get out of the house yesterday so don't know

bet wague scores

HUMBUG!

Fuck off, why did you say that?

surprised they turned it around to be fair

my last 2 digits is the chelsea brighton score today
the fuck you mean paddy

It's an expression from A Christmas Carol.
I suppose you're not Christian.

>my team kicks off at 7:45 on boxing Day

Fuck sky

Recomend a game with even teams and maybe one that plays classic british style

Forest Vs Wednesday

>Pulis

Just fuck my shit up.

>Memerahimovic and Marcus "what is passing?" Rashford starting

Oh boy.

Hope you had a nice Christmas lads.

I've never liked having a Boxing Day game tbqh. I'd rather just slob around and eat turkey sandwiches, especially when it's an away game.

I'm happy

Means Boro, one of my promotion rivals, are out of the picture

is liverpool more popular than man-u abroad

Don't forget >pookaku

I'm an Aston villa fan you cunt

When I was a kid half of my classmates were Liverpool fans.

Your kits look like if someome vomited after eating vegetable soup.

I am so sorry

>352 against a team with no intention of attacking
Conte please stop doing this
Please

In America manure is way more popular. Liverpool are about Chelsea-tier for support

Why? We're top half of the table in promotion places half way through the season

It's not as bad being a villa fan now as it was 2 years ago

You're gonna get trashed by the mighty bees btw

No

yeah but america isn't important
kek

Yeah probably. Need Terry back before we concede too many

And a striker

And another CB just in case

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Have you accepted that whoever will replace Batty this winter will be even worse?

Pls no
It literally can't get worse than Shitposting Twitter man

>nano-bionic technology in mattresses
wew america is truly great

>The golden boys

Isn't that what you gay men with a watersports fetish?

Watford are disgusting

Bit harsh, Jan

burnley vs manure thread?

Based Bobby Soldado liking the posts

Burton is proper grim

UP THE TOFFEES

>wanting a match thread for the most boring match of the day

>west brom v everton

good lord, imagine having to sit through that...

>MOUYES

ok i will shit post about manure in this thread

BASED FUCKING BURNLEY

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Mouyes

>Mouyes

>MANURE

Fuck off United. Useless cunts

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>black players

>the absolute state of mouyes

WEW LADS

>MOUYES

What's gonna be today's upset lads?

>mouyes

>lads, it's mouyes

lmao is that real

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Nobody bothered with GTs today?

Ah nice, a condescending commentator.

Time to hit the mute button.

yes, he is not having a good time

>yfw based Sean Dyche gets Burnley into Europe

Based bastion of the white race btfoing nigger united

yes, was after city players battered him and poured milk all over him

pic related

>mouyes

BASED BURNLEY

>leicester in white away kit against yellow
what faggotry is this

"People" from Burnley aren't white.

is this the final proof we needed to conclude that niggers are worthless?

Lads
LADS
>mouyes

the white team is winning? this is very problematic

west brom really should be 1-0 up, easy chance for rondon after keane let him in behind

fuck nbc

>mouyes

good meme

liking this gimmick desu

But Messi and Ronaldo are black?

Why not?
White was our home shirt for a few seasons a while back.

Puma have probably had a word. It's the same with Nike, Addidas etc.

THE POWER OF MOYES

Where UTV when you need him

>dab

you cannot stop the march of the white man

Wrong. Ronaldo is white, jury's still out on Messi though

>Why not?
because it's fucking stupid

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