This is Harry Kanes wife

This is Harry Kanes wife.

Has your opinion of Harry Kane just went up or down?

Up. It means he stayed true to the core. She's probably his highschool love and that's something you guys never experienced.
Truly a gentlemen, the mouthbreather.

8/10 in bongstan

Up. Bringing it home for the lads confirmed

Can't blame him, hard to find any better in britain

He's punching above his weight desu

>tfw no chubby chav gf

Is this the same person? I'm going out for a drink tomorrow with a girl who looks like a bird in all her profile pictures, but will she actually be a horror?

These are 10's in Bongland

she looks qt in this one like she'd be really into holding hands and going to the pub quiz

kino

up

it means he dates who he wants

Bad news for you, virgin user - women look like shit underneath their makeup and expensive hairdos. She'll probably be a right dog when you wake up next to her for the first time, but you'll get used to it.

looks like ricky gervais with a blonde wig

My estimation of Harry Kanerimone as a man has just fucking plummeted.

No, he's been with her 5 years. The guy's just a mong.

are you gay? i won't judge

Neither

Most footballers wives are 5/10 with a shit ton of make up and hair styling for some reason.

Cant unsee

looks homely in this picture happy for him

love might be real, my friend could do way better, 6'3, good looking, navy pilot.... but he likes his gf

homely means ugly, no?

say what you will i would bury my face between those thighs

more like plain and unremarkable

and I thought Kroos' bird was awful

Up.
it means he values effectiveness over style. good player obviously. I rate him now.

lol he literally married a slag

not being funny but she looks identical to Harry

British """"""people""""""" are revolting.

Down
First he pads stats and now he pads fats

Jesus fucking Christ, thank the lord for makeup

>White "Women"

Fucking disgusting

t. toyboy

KEK

Up. a man who cares more than looks is confirmed a patrician. based Harry Kane. what are his favorite movies mates?

Dunkirk by Nolan

POO

literally a solid 7

Deli alli's mrs is wicked desu

...

say it and i drop a fat turd in ur mom's stinky mouth

>those itty bitty titties
Why is my penis hard?

fucking lol

shes 21 but looks like she could be his mother

She's obviously a beard.

>for some reason
all pro athletes fuck like crazy, literally zero of them are faithful

in that situation, you need someone who can't possibly do better than you--thus, athlete wives

lol no

yeh but we all know alli is proper scummy so of course he's going to use his fame and money to get a good looking girl.
i bet he just bombarded her instagram

can someone please teach bong bitches how to do their makeup and eyebrows properly?

fish mouths are always shit tier bitch women who no man should ever have any relationship with

>"relationship"
>implying she's not just there for the media and the fans' sakes

>alli's mrs
Dier?

have you people not see that episode of Curb your Enthusiasm?

the moral value of a man goes up if he's with someone ugly/average, it means they dont value people for their appearance.

why is her hand so hairy?

>tfw I'm a chubby chaser
>tfw I don't find any athletes attractive because they're too skinny for me
>tfw I find the woman in the OPs pic absolutely gorgeous
>tfw I'm American so I'm going to get bullied

I just wanna fuck fat bitches, why is that so much to ask?

you can fuck whoever you want m8
why do you care what people think? lmao

criminaly underrated

good guy

Sorry Eduardo. Maybe you and your husband should open a salon in London?

LEL

does 'arry only have 6 teeth?

>love might be real, my friend could do way better, 6'3, good looking, navy pilot.... but he likes his gf
I'm 6'2" and hot as molten steel and I've got to tell you, when you meet "the one" you want to spend the rest of your life with it's based on a lot of things, and looks aren't very high on that list. What happens with some guys with no self-confidence for whatever reason is that they marry a woman whose looks will impress other men. Sad. Essentially, getting married for other guys. Betamax.

not really, no

Eduardo is right, tho.
I lived in London for a couple of years and could fathom how all those women could be so ill-informed about the application of make-up. It can't be that fucking hard, the French are great at it.

If you date women that cake on makeup and fake tan then yes this is true. A normal looking girl who doesnt wear too much makeup wont look much different without it.

Fucking kek

/thread

kek

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holy crap lmao

>homely
What DOES this actually mean?

IN THE

based

Feels /bet/, man.

i'd give 'er the pork

LOO

It sounds weird but I kind of envy you in a way. Fat chicks can make great wifes since it's likely that they've never really been very romantically valued, or at least not as much as skinny/normal sized women. If you are a 6/10 and give a fat girl a lot of attention she'll be very loyal. Unfortunately for me I'm the exact opposite, I really like tall, slender women with long legs.

Not all bong wimmens are uggos though. Vermaelen's gf is full-on bong.

What, specifically, is it about Anglos that makes them so godamned ugly?

oh wow, do you also breath air?

I would have to give that a NOOO poke

he'll dump her once he moves

to Madrid

I meant this sort of girl

still dongable, probably does literally everything he says

havent laughed this hard in years. based hueq

They look like brother and sister.

Surely this should be forbidden in this day and age.

Is it power of cosmetic??

Juan Foyth's girl friend looks 16.

She looks about 12.

Clever boy.

you guys don't have cosmetic products in the worst korea?

>oh shit, a new pimple, i think i'll have to schedule another plastic surgery

Is this...
...the power...
...of brazilian banter?

>pimple needs plastic surgery
Hahahaha low iq detected

16? she looks like she'll be 16 in a couple years...

fucking lol

>tf
>tp

Based Brazil does it again!

that's not a good picture, and he's pretty gnarly looking, so I'd say up.

Holy shit