the virgin cuckold, the chad cuckquean edition
/brit/
not cool lad, that was a national tragedy...
best line in the whole series for me clive
worst edition i have ever seen
red deer's worse
so sally can wait
should i have a shave
fuck yourselves
republicans are like doo doo doo but democraps are like durr dur rdurr lol
...
shave only your mustache brother
the london experience
didn't rate deadpool
it's only dreamland lad
suicide squad or pooicide squad?
part and parcel
Part and parcel in the whole british isles really
...
dreamworld
me in the back
>go to dreamland
>die
haha
having a 'tism attack
...
doing the airline thing where they rename after a fatal accident so nobody remembers
leaf wankers love their parcels
end
fall
your dreamworld is just about to fall
left my phone in the uber again last night what am I like xoxo
love birds
unaware of this. who has done it?
good lad
the lads told me to shout something out the window like in the inbetweeners but I panicked and shouted "bus niggers!", noones talked in the group chat since, bit worried
9/11 airlines
>tfw chad
>one day mummy brings me to doctor
>doctor gives me a vaccine
>tfw autism sets in and i get daily 'tism attacks
FUCK OFF
Would you say there's something wrong with me for getting angry at things like this?
I normally feel ambivalent to these sorts of stories, but their frequency and the pathetic way in which British society insists on shitting upon anything the feel may upset minorities is really beginning to boil my piss
metro.co.uk
We carry in our hearts the true country
And that cannot be stolen
We follow in the steps of our ancestry
And that cannot be broken
yeah get over it
pathetic
these are british """men"""
not a fan of their white guilt songs
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t. rasheed bin mohammad
*tears up*
'orkshi 'mention'd
the time has come
a fact's a fact
it belongs to them
let's give it back
wonder where the name shackelford came from
probably her slave ancestors
>didnt sleep last night
>have to be up in 4 hours so i can make a call
>2 hours after that i have to be awake to take my medication
this "being old" thing is all a bit grim lads
Traveled to yankland for business, does my passport check out?
It looks like a cartoon.
my given name is hebrew and my surname is irish so i am very offended by this accusation
t. John O'Connor
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t. shlomo o'paddy
alri terminator
lol owned
If Europe only became rich and powerful at the expense of Africa and Asia, then how were they overcome in the first place?
So dfucking gay lads hows it foinh
tricknology google it
Africa and Asia? Don't think they exist, friend.
more like trick a nig ology
Noun
tricknology (countable and uncountable, plural tricknologies)
(derogatory) technology used for purposes of trickery quotations ▲
1998, Michael Lieb, Children of Ezekiel, page 143:
In the genetic universe of Yakub's tricknology, such duping assumes the form of offspring whose ultimate purpose is to wreak havoc on their forebears.
2009, Anthony B. Pinn, African American Religious Cultures, page 240:
Whites had achieved their power and position through devious means and "tricknology." They had perpetuated "devilish acts" against black people through slavery, brutality, and lynching, and even by using alcohol and narcotics.
we built railways and shit
I like how they just forget that the African continent is still abundant in resources like oil, gold, uranium, copper, minerals and gemstones.
Can feel myself slowly descending into Tim tier madness, have created my own little characters and gimmicks inside my head. Sometimes you guys are there too. Jesus Christ I just wanna be normal.
Like how this woke black power thing hingws on the superior blacks being heemed every which way by whitetty
they're onto us
iktf
had a nightmare this morning
woke up with the heart racing
wonder if anyone's ever had a heart attack from a nightmare
Oi oiioooooooooo
am I in there aha?
*pretends I'm a pickle*
i'm happy to drive up there to try it out if you wana meet?
WAHEY LADS
And they destroyed them cos they were a symbol of colonialism, kek
here' he is !!
you have to ask yourself what can we do? Most people are so busy with their lives and practically brainwashed that they wont care and will just think your racist, which is the modern equivalent of being a pedophile or rapist.
currently in the process of assigning personalities to stuffed animals.
feel it's less crazy than it sounds because i'd developed the personalities for story characters anyway
and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"
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and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"
haha love wacky bruce
i heard most of the track in india dates back to colonial times
Thank god fedora posting has died down. It was mental earlier.
>psychotherapist
not funny kys
phwoar wacky bruce what a character amirite?
Oi oi lol aaahhhhz it gaaahn
>tfw people will support her and encourage because shes black but wont look at her giant hoops and see shes an uneducated thot
most of the track in britain dates back to colonial times, let alone india.
>Thank god fedora posting has died down. It was mental earlier.
*brrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
It's going fine thank you.
can I come? I aint got a car.
Did crazy piss
offering 10K EURO for someone who is willing to aid me in my suicide.
sick of pubg streamers, thats all anyone plays anymore. watching twitch is VERY runty, but as a hyper-runt what else am i meant to do during the day?
need direction in my life if im honest lads
*blocks your path*
look at the private debt levels
>live at home
>mom is selling the house
>she didn't tell me that someone was coming to look at it today
>wake up hearing voices outside of my room
>show myself
>they about have a heart attack and then leave
guess they won't be buying the house then haha
NEED some charlie lads
right up the left nostril into the nasal cavity
Do asmr shaaaarrrrrts lol
im 0 dollars in debt