/nfl/ general - HISTORICAL DUMPSTER FIRE edition

CLG: Josh Rosen hints he would try to avoid Browns
ARZ: Arians plans to make decision after Week 17
ARZ: Bethea suffered torn pectoral in Week 16
FA: James Harrison visiting the Patriots Tuesday
TEN: Titans hope to have DeMarco for limited role
PHI: Pederson noncommittal on Foles playing Wk 17
DET: Jim Caldwell does not plan to rest starters
DEN: Joseph: 'The plan' is to start Paxton Lynch
DEN: Emmanuel Sanders (ankle) is day-to-day
BAL: Harbaugh says Maclin has a chance to play
CAR: Damiere Byrd (leg) lands on injured reserve
PHI: Pederson hasn't decided if starters will play

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MVP

I know we often discuss college teams vs worst team in nfl

However, I bring to you a new discussion. Could the best CFL team beat the worst NFL team? How high up the mortal kombat esque totem pole could the best CFL team get?

>mfw retards think James Harrison is going to play LB for the Patriots....
He's going to be playing in a DE spot for us, so no coverage liabilities

First for the Saints are literal frauds who have had a shitton of fluke plays go their way and anyone who thinks they are a legitimate Super Bowl contender is a fucking idiot

I could see a good Jeff Garcia or Warren Moon CFL team beating the Browns this year hypothetically

HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA CARDILELS

JIMMY

>tfw NYE is saved because the Lions won't play on SNF now

I never lose. I only win.

Catb owl

KEENUM BOWL

They could probably beat the Browns or Bears

Will the Packers actually start Joe Callahan this week? Or at least put him in at some point?

I would actually give my pro bowl vote to Keenum instead of Stafford now tbqh

Are there any trips/fans of the following teams on Sup Forums?

>Bills
>Dolphins
>Jets
>Bengals
>Browns
>Texans
>Titans
>Jaguars
>Colts
>Chiefs
>Chargers
>Broncos
>Redskins
>49ers
>Cardinals
>Seahawks
>Rams
>Buccaneers
>Saints
>Falcons
>Panthers
>Bears
>Lions

Is anyone else angered that a team as shit as the Browns is allowed to exist? Those AFC North niggers literally get spotted 2 free wins a year

Oh I've missed this meme

Can someone tell me how much this guy is being paid again?

Jimmy!

I am a Seahawks fan. I used to have a trip code until one day an autist on here admitted to keeping records about information tripcode users accidentally let slip about themselves, including what city they may live in. Then I got rid of my trip.

>barely beating the raiders

>$125 Million

James Harrison trending

No Delusional Accuracy, you stopped tripping because a picture of you was posted here and you couldn't handle the banter about how you looked like a fat pedo

I would give it to either of the 3 Vikings QBs before Stafford

>I used to have a trip code until one day an autist on here admitted to keeping records about information tripcode users accidentally let slip about themselves, including what city they may live in.

I'm suddenly reminded of UTV.

>money that could be used on Mack

I'm pretty sure Dynasty (Falcons) and bucme (Bucs) still post here. I could name some Chargers trips but I don't know if they still post here.

kek, didn't this faggot have a wheelchair?

Fuck Josh Rosen

Can we all finally agree that the most trash, worthless NFL franchise of all time is the fucking Cardinals?

THIS

Did the Cardinals waste not one but two generational talent QBs?
We did.

>The Browns haven't had a winning season in 10 years, went 10-6 in 2007
>The Browns haven't gone to the playoffs in 15 years, lost to the Stillers in the wildcard in 2002
>The Browns haven't won the division in 28 years, went 9-6-1 in 1989
>The Browns haven't won a championship in 50 years, shut out the colts 27-0 in 1964

>CLG: Josh Rosen hints he would try to avoid Browns
Dorsey said back in November that he wants nothing to do with Rosen's ass
good effort, jew boy, but you were the one who got rejected lmao

New Browns are lucky they carry the franchise history. It's another level of incompetence.

and yet somehow still not as shit as the Lions or Cardinals.

Who was that one trip ages ago that disappeared cause someone posted a nude pic of him and he had a small dick

Also didnt Lake get doxxed as well?

cardinals at least have got to a super bowl

Or Bucs considering they currently have the lowest win percentage of all time atm

No, but they did start Kurt Warner.

>h-heh we didn't want him anyway
is this the way Browns fans cope with the fact that half of the top QB prospects have literally said they would rather go back to school than play for their team

sneak?

won an owl

>lost an owl
Does this make the Bills an all-time great franchise?

Rosen is on his second concussion this season and might miss the bowl game because of it. You know the Browns can't help themselves and the Browns think they are playing 44D chess.

funnily enough all those teams still not as irrelevant as the Bills

>losing to the Bears (Ravens, Steelers, Panthers)
>losing to the Dolphins (Patriots, Falcons, Titans, Chargers)
>losing to the Bengals (Bills)
>losing to the Giants (Chiefs)
>losing to the Lions (Vikings)
>losing to the Cardinals
>barely beating the Bears
>barely beating the Buccaneers
>barely beating the Redskins
>barely beating the Titans
>barely beating the Cowboys
Did I get everyone?

If anything, that's the best thing that could happen to the Browns. Wasting high picks on QBs for a team that clearly isn't ready for a QB has delayed the potential development of other units.

dawgpounddaily.com/2017/12/26/cleveland-browns-dorsey-rosen-fan/
>get told by a gm that you ain;t shit because you ain't shit
>w-who needs being picked first overall anyway
>l-lolbrowns amirite?
rosen is the one doing damange control here

it makes them better than the lions

I used to play CB/S in high school, I was so ffocused on getting good I ignored this girl that liked me, now she's getting married, and I'm seriously struggling in college

Nah, Sneak is hard to forget. He's basically the face of the Sup Forums Packers trip community.

Just like how Carrmageddon will never be The Daring/Based Kobold.

you probably couldn't write a more fitting end to this Giants season

So, what happened to the whole Aaron Rodgers situation? Are the owners still asking for his release?

he was released but the browns forgot to put in their claim

>mad
>at saints
>not first

>New England magically fixes discarded pla-

The browns need a badass. Not a tentative fucker.

Draft Baker in the 2nd.

>Things like "An interception off your ass" don't happen in the playoffs because frontrunning teams run out of luck when the stakes are the highest

Can we make him into TDK? Teach him shit?

no, he's fucking retarded. he shitposts regardless of how well the team is doing, and doesn't know anything about any other teams.

>Johnny manziel 2.0

>An interception off your ass
i think that's what suggs did vs stoolersthree years ago

>he shitposts regardless of how well the team is doing, and doesn't know anything about any other teams.
So, like half of Sup Forums then?

>Rodgers gets released
>just gets signed by the Packers again because he'll just say no to every other team
What's the point?

>tfw no more TDK threads on gameday where he breaks down every game

Johnny football would have been... cocaine a son of a bitch.

yes, except he feels the need to attach a name to his uninformed shitposts, so it's twice as annoying.

Carrmageddon does that too, like last night

OH NO HE DIDNT

OH YES HE DID

Abusing the IR is pretty much an open secret, if what the owners think is true, it would be nice to see how many teams are desperate for Rodgers.

Roid rage man gets mad again

he's 100% correct. Mack got shut down all game, just like pretty much every other pass rusher Lane has faced all year

JUST

So, if things stay as-is, this is the meme tournament known as the playoffs that will happen after this last week of seasonal play:

>AFC
>Titans vs. Jags
>Ravens vs. Chiefs
>Pats will face either Titans or winner of second match
>Steelers fight either Jags or winner of second match

>NFC
>Falcons vs. Rams
>Panthers vs. Saints
>Eagles face either Falcons or winner of second match
>Vikings face either Rams or winner of second match

With this, how do you think the playoffs will go? Is /yourteam/ in the playoffs? Will the Tom Brady Bunch run off with another ring? And who do you want to see face off when it's Owl time?

TDK used to analyze every game per week and make a post discussing each and every one. He was serious and took everything into consideration, realistic comparisons and everything but the amount of booty blasted people in those threads was great.

>cost 25 yards in penalties
>but [other player] did thing

Joe Flacco money except he's literally never even played in a playoff game

That one hold was total bullshit desu.

I JUST WANNA STOP


& TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU BABY


I JUST WANNA STOP


THE WORLD AINT RIGHT WITHOUT YOU BABY

Jags will beat Titans
Chiefs will beat Ravens
Steelers will beat Jags
Patriots will beat Chiefs
Patriots will beat Steelers

Rams will beat Falcons
Saints will beat Panthers
Saints will beat Eagles
Vikings will beat Rams
Vikings will beat Saints


Patriots will beat Vikings in the Owl

t. Eagles fan.

at least Flacco got paid AFTER doing something, and had one of the greatest playoff runs of all time. Stafford got his contract after having a 5000 yard season, and Andrew Luck won multiple playoff games. What the fuck has Carr done to deserve that money?

Ravens, they're shit. Defense can only stop shit teams. Even if they score with every drive, it won't be enough.

>raider fan coworker bet me theyll beat my eagles last night
>wont see him til friday
>tfw i wanna tell him to just keep the money cause the eagles played so shittily that i dont deserve the money

one of those penalties was total bullshit though

>what the fuck has carr done

Led the raiders to one winning season in the past 15 years lmao. Apparently that's good enough for raiders fans

deshaun seems like a pretty cool guy but maybe a little too cocky for my tastes

I agree with everything, but Viking beating Rasm

t. Stiller

>jags cucks get btfo'd by Jimmy G
>suddenly no posting anywhere

Based Jimmy G

>Former Steelers' LB James Harrison is signing with the New England Patriots, per @FieldYates.
>Former Steelers' LB James Harrison is signing with the New England Patriots, per @FieldYates.
>Former Steelers' LB James Harrison is signing with the New England Patriots, per @FieldYates.

>lost four Owls
Maybe.
>az lost a single owl

Even a stopped clock is right sometimes, fuck AZ

That game literally depends on Gurley.

Wasn't he a top 10 QB in 2016? He had a great year, but I think when they fired Brent Musgraves, this new guy turned him into a shitty smeth, and Carr being a nice guy, won't go against him.

I sound like a raiders fan saying that.

>Former Steelers' LB James Harrison is signing with the New England Patriots, per @FieldYates.
twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/945760976426622976

i'd get too cocky with her, if you know what I mean.

fake news

>Pats lose to a wild card team in the Divisional

giving someone 135 million dollars based on one year as a top 10 QB is a horrific financial decision, especially when they're going to have to pay Khalil Mack in the range of 20 million a year.

And I think he'll do well that game. But, I'd say it is more dependent on Case, who I think won't have such a good game.