MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

10:45pm start.

Running order: Tot/Sou, Bou/WHU, Liv/Swa, ManU/Bur, Wat/Lei, Che/Bri, Hud/Sto, WBA/Everton.

Can't wait for Mourinho excuses

>hello, and whilst you're tucking into christmas day leftovers, spare a thought for the poor, hungry refugees you refused entry in to britain, you despicable racist idiots.

Fuck's sake, Gary. Give it a rest.

Deadest thread

When did "Most Goals in a Calendar Year" become a significant record? I never even remember it being talked about before.

Fuck the premier league

>danny rose thinks he's worth £6gorillion a pe year

ayyyyyyyyy

Since they realised the PL was over because Man City win every week

I literally still don't understand why kane is a good player

When English pundits decided to compare Kane to Messi and Ronaldo

He's a striker and will be judged on goals scored, which he's very good at.

Messi's a league above but it's fair enough to compare him to Ronaldo. They're both poachers and don't contribute anything except goals.

This meme is getting stale, lad.

True, I don't think Ronaldo will ever make it as a player

Who /backatworktomorrow/ here?

Yeah, but who gives a fuck about calendar goals scored? It's complete nonsense.

FFS Kane thinking it's great to be compared to Messi. lmao

>They're both poachers
>move into space and create goal scoring positions
>Reeeee poacher
The state of goyim ABTs

Didn't Messi score 91 goals in a year once

Gary, pls leave

That's like saying Maldini only contributed to defending

Lads if Kane keeps up the pace he is scoring at and England reach QF of World Cup will Harry Kane make top 3 in balon d’or?

Kane's going to get badly injured against West Brom in May or something isn't he

Yeah once. Which when you think about it it’s fucking insane

so yeah

Would Kane walk into Barca's first 11?

Clearly, the number of goals you scored in 12 months, including a 3 month period sitting on your arse, is better than goals scored in a season. Seasons mean nothing and were just invented to favour non-English people.

Golden Ball is just a JF popularity contest

People care because Kane just broke it for PL and beat Messi/Ronaldo for the first time since 07 or 09 iirc

Obviously if no one is breaking it or coming close no one will care

ready for the worst ref ever fucking over west ham

Name a time in the messi Ronaldo dominance period where another player should have won it.

Let me clarify though. The award is for the best player in the world. Not the most successful. The best. As in the one you would want in your team ahead of all others.

heheh

great contribution about the MOTD on tonight

Iniesta desu
I was referring to the list as a whole though - not just the top spot

>Sup Forums
>work

we are all NEETs here lad

José Mourinho pointed to how Manchester City have bought full-backs for the usual value of strikers and said Manchester United’s investment of close to £300m since he arrived is not enough to compete, after his side could only draw 2-2 with Burnley at Old Trafford.

“One thing is a big club and another thing is a big football team. They are two different things,” he said. “We are in the second year of trying to rebuild a football team that is not one of the best teams in the world. Manchester City buy full-backs for the price of strikers. When you speak about big football clubs, you are speaking about the history of the club.”

When it was put to Mourinho he has invested £300m since taking over – it is actually closer to £261m – he responded: “It is not enough. And the price for the big clubs, the price for the big clubs is different from the other clubs. So the big, historical clubs are normally punished in the market for that history.

The stupid thing is with the award is that both Messi and Ronaldo have won it when really the other should.

It's a joke award

Lel iniesta.

Iniesta is a Great player but there never has nor never will be a year in which iniesta would be more desirable in a team than messi ronaldo.

How was that not a ref for high foot?

Yes, but only because Suarez is in decline. Suarez is better than Kane ceterus parabus

Kek. He's fucking deranged. Maybe he should have bought some decent defenders instead of spunking £100m on Pogba and £75m on Stormzy

No.

I’ll agree with that. I won’t accept that Ribery or iniesta or sneijder we’re better players than either messi or ronaldo in the last ten years

>tfw not back till the 3rd Jan

>West Ham away kits are literally Primark tier polo shirts

They have an Everton reject starting for them
Not to mention that Kane is better than Squarez anyway

West Ham away shirt looks really smart

I like them desu.

Masuaku or arbautovic most improved player since moyes came in at whu ??

Poor little slippy begovic

that refball

ini love the collar

no fucking around

fuck with me i fuck with you kinda collar

MOYES BAN INCOMING

If West Ham go down this season surely that's Moyes' career done?

>touch of magic

lmao

Poor >moyes

Good taste user, they are awful

Cheating Bournemouth scum

They were absolutely robbed.

West Ham are safe

No chance they're going down

...

Not in england.

Swansea and West Brom are definites, who else though?

MOTD really hate West Hm don't they

Will Pulis take the mighty Boro up, lads?

Soon forever thanks to crypto!

Bournemouth or Newcastle or Stoke

>liverpool match analysis
time to do something else for 10 minutes

Brighton or Huddersfield

Probably Brighton

Countinho leaving in Jan or Jul, lads?

Leicester

I think he'll stay.

barcelona will try again this winter

Andrew Roberson

>s-say summat funny and wacky, Herr Klippity

>trent a-a's side burners

we literally need to buy a whole new team minus the fabianski and the center backs lmao.

Liverpool have more manlets than City now. Manlets confirmed for future of football.

I was back at work today. Double pay and free food, can't really complain.

Fat mess

time for >mouyes

>those man u mascots

hehehe

Hope Swansea appoint Giggleswick. That would be absolutely hilarious

>Giggleswick
That's a funny name.

>manchester united co.'s foreign nigger mercenaries struggling at home against burnley
top lel

Shaw should leave MU. He's the future LB for England, but needs to get away from the Mouyes cancer

Agreed but they will want their 19 million's worth.

Typed Giggs

Literally no idea why it autocorrected to that

I reckon Mourinho will start playing him. He’ll come good and then Mourinho will hail it as a managerial masterclass

>just gets hit in the face
>amazing save

wat?

>black
>english
>plays for united
lingard is going to russia even though he should be nowhere near the squad

>lukaku

Ha probably. Isn't Mou still taking credit for Real Madrid's CL titles?

I Lukaku basically Benteke mkII?

Scoring some clutch goals tho bro

>clutch
>bro

fuck off nigger

I can’t tell if mou is fucking shit and just insane.

Or

Does all this shit he says to the cameras work because it diverts our attention away from the team?

Mouyes is so fucking delusional

He literally thinks they should every game this season 5-0


Fucking oddball

Learn to spot irony you cunt
We’re talking about lingard here

they should every game tho tbf