/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Catholics >>>> Orthodox >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pr*tties edition

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Amazing edition

/acadiana/

that's a big meme for me

>been to Baptist churches that unironically preach the last row
The Reformation was a mistake

this is what happens when your ecclesiastical tradition is based off of people who can't read becoming preachers because they feel a "calling"

supply and demand though, I guess

You guys ever find a song you really like but the artist never did a proper recording of it so you're stuck listening to a crappy phone video of it being played live?

What are we fighting for doesn't have a studio recording on jewtube that isn't a shitty lyric video

You talking about this?
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Look outside of youtube like deezer or something

use Soulseek

McVities are alright but i dont know why the brits go fucking nuts over them

>lost 65mil at poker today

custard creams are better anyway

I don't even know what the song is called tho. The Youtube video of it is just "(artist) live DD-MM-YYYY".

i think a good wheat biscuit is better, especially with tea

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you'd probably like hobnobs, oat biscuits i always have with tea

what are some good southern toons to lift my spirits

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I just realized one of the biscuits i have that is locally made has ''petit beurre'' written over it
i never though about it before, what does it mean?
oat biscuits are the shit

just downloaded the steins;gate visual novel
i know what i will be doing this weekend

Are you done with the one that doxxed you and used psychological warfare as a gameplay mechanic?

it was a free game so i finished it in one sitting
still took me like 5 hours
but i did alt+tabbed and did alot of other shit while playing it

he has a fag name lol

Surprised you finished it honestly. I would've noped out of there and never gone back if I were you.

That's rude. Stop being rude.

it wasnt terrifying the game just threw you so many curveballs that you just go ''what the fuuuuck''
i did kinda ruined it by posting about them here though

it was a really fun experimental game

>people dissing pentti linkonen

Fire will cleanse the earth

>mfw I realize Dixie getting BEAN'd means the Pr*testants will slowly be driven out and replaced

convince me dixie land is better than good gun laws, mostly white new hampshire

It's gonna take a long ass time before the south becomes Catholic.

Catholics are the worst heretics
Orthodox are ok tier

don't really give a shit about different denominations of christians
give me a reason to

>pr*t*st*nt

It will snowball with every new generation of Mexicans, they pump out a lot of kids.

Denominational banter is top tier fun, even funner than international banter sometimes.

Orthodixie when?

Is that Nicholas II ?

Coincidental edition.
I just got back from the Greek Festival (done by my church). I bought a crucifix and a keychain with St. Andrew on it

This song is pretty much cliché at this point, but I still like it a lot
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Southern music isn't really known for it's "spirit-lifting" qualities, but bluegrass is pretty comfy
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you'll go to hell if you pick the wrong one

>be christian
>live a holy life
>have a 1/3 (or 4 if you count mormons as human people) chance of actually going to heaven
great

>sweet home alabama

JUST AN OLD SWEET SONG
KEEPS GEORGIA ON MY MIND

sweet home mcdonalds

sweet home popeyes

McDonald's is legitimately the worst fast food place and I don't understand why it is so huge.

burger king is worse tbqh

excuse me but buying mcdonalds toys and getting a complimentary happy meal is the ultimate pleasure in life

>Big Mac is a salad with bread and two babby patties
>Whopper is a good burg with lettuce, tomato, onion, and actually fills my big American belly.

',:^|

burger king always manages to serve you food that is almost freezing and stale, atleast McD's are edible, kinda.
also their fries and sauces suck

Carolus Magnus was french

>742 AD
>France existing

I'd probably like denominational banter more if I knew which one I was.

take that back

everybody is a Catholic by default until they choose to dabble in heresy, schismaticism, or heathenry

I'm willing to admit McDonald's fries are a bit better tasting.
But what you said is the opposite for me, McDonald's is typically room temperature when I get it, and a lot of times, I have to wait for Burger King to cool down.
Honestly, though, I like CookOut burgers, which you probably don't have there. The're p much a Southeastern US chain.
For Chicken, I like Chick-fil-a and Zaxby's. Chick-Fil-A is Georgian, but I think it's in 49 states, Zaxby's also is Georgian, but it's Southeastern too.

pic related.

>Canada
probably Anglican.

It's just western francia

Idk. I have significant disagreements with every denomination, but I think most of them are right about a lot as well.

t. Seamus Hernandez

jej

What do ye think about Catholics and Orthodox?

i just go to restaurant bars or grills for good burgers
fast food restaurants are for getting food fast

what are you gonna do you gazebo socialst?

Pretty based but can get too wrapped up in ceremonies and ritual that they forget what really matters about faith. I guess slightly too legalistic imo. I also disagree with Catholics in regard to the high status they bestow upon Mary and the saints.

I'm an Anglo, thank you very much

I normally get seafood at sit-down restaurants tbqhwyfam

Orthodox canonize saints and Mary too, but are admittedly less "into" it than Catholics.

When will the south rise again?

>I also disagree with Catholics in regard to the high status they bestow upon Mary and the saints.

We simply venerate the saints and Mary, do Orthodox people do it differently ?

Whenever I feel like getting out of this here chair.

Catholics are a bit more focused on Mary than Orthodox. I went to a Catholic school once to do some work, and there was a statue of Mary in every room.

tomorrow

Catholics worship the devil, I learned that from jack chick

Most of the Catholics around here straight up pray to the virgin Mary and the saints like they're God's operators. A lot of them don't believe that God even directly hears prayers which is why they pray to Mary and the saints in the first place.

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Any confederate anime girls?

Please no

I've never heard of someone saying God doesn't hear direct prayers, but intercession of the saints is less like "praying to a saint" and more like asking a saint to pray for you.
No different from asking a friend to pray for you.

I think I have one on my phone. one sec

i like this one

>unpacking the game files is going to take more than half an hour
jesus what the fuck

redpill me on the Iran deal

Were simply asking Mary and the saints to pray for us, the same way a pastor might do, or a family member.

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thank god we are friends with them

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here is the version with lyrics
skullgirls is a cool game you should get it to we can play together

Either way, I did an quiz.
Judge me harshly.

boom

>Evangelical Lutheran Church

Disgusting.

>Lutheran
meh
send me the link to that quiz, I've taken it before but want to take it again.
Mine were normally Orthodox, Catholic, and Baptist in the top 3.

I'll try it

terrible

better

I don't really trust quizzes like this anyways given that you can't really answer in a nuanced manner. Some things aren't straight yes/no questions.
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I think I may have taken a different one on the same site, because this time I got Lutheran as #1
>The Protestantism never truly goes away, I guess.

Haha, I've infected you!

im pretty sure this is rigged

Ahaha, I've got it spreading!

>mfw selectsmart is a Lutheran psy-op to gain converts.

Top 2

tbqh I chose "no preference" on 7 out of 24 because I don't know a lot about all of it

I had to do that with 3 of them. Not sure how that affects your results though.

>I had to do that with 3 of them

And which were those ?

Why is there so many different churches in the US?

Protestantism.

That's what happens when you have people giving their own interpretations of the bible.

>12. Pacifism is important
I believe in pacifism and would consider myself one, but I also think that retaliation is morally acceptable in lots of scenarios.
>14. Infants can (or should) be baptized
I neither agree nor disagree with that really. Infants can't really comprehend what baptism is, but knowing that you were baptized at a young age could act as pretty strong motivation for some people. It could also come across as intrusive and non-consensual once they understand what it means though.
>17. Infants can receive communion
Same reasoning as above.