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cook in complete control

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Will Vince score a century ?

/hoc/

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Everyone gives Suicide Squad bad reviews but in my opinion /cric/ is pretty good

/cric/ owns /auspol/

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William Vince is dead m8

i wasnt a fan la

Weber Kiwi lad I highly recommend the pizza stone if you can get it.

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would a test cricket fan from Nodad & Twobongos be on the lowest rung of society there? why or why not?

drop in pitch

Is being an opener the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being an opening batsman. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are blocking, leaving, nudging and taking the shine off the ball for at least 18 overs, solely so it can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little ball- seeing off the early swing, hitting it into the rough, avoiding letting it get the edge, nudging the odd one to the boundary without getting cocky. All of it has one simple result: its condition is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually smash it in every direction

Prepared the perfect ball? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way it was swinging earlier, who comes in at 3. He gets to fuck its tight seam every delivery. He gets the benefits of its scuffed and swingless condition that came from the way you prepared it.

As an opening batsman, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 overs of your life simply to prepare a ball for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

What’s the #1 bogan watched sport in Australia?

Is this the best Cook has done the entire series? I can't remember any of his other performances because they were so forgettable

V8's without a doubt

His hs is 36 so far

>800 years of camera experience
>cameras existed in the early 1200s

Bill is properly senile.

National Rugby League
Anglo bogans, coconut bogans, kiwi ex-pat bogans and leb bogans

bogans, cogans, kogans and logans

v8

giving Carthage a hiding

At the game, lads. Roughly 5 - 6 beers deep.


ama

>stomach bug
cummins taking a shit

literally invented in the 11th century brainlet

these commentators are commentator cursing Cook so hard

Will Cook score a century?

yeah easily V8s, similar to NASCAR

BASED Straffo what's it like up in the pleb tier

how nice is the ground? i've been to double digit baseball parks but i'd love to see a genuine cricket ground

>taking a picture of your screen

what the fuck is wrong with you cunt

BIG BLACK POSTS

ELITE POSTS

BIG STRONG POST

AWFUL POOSTS

today could be his day

Enjoying this gimmick

how else am I supposed to do it smartie pants

reckon your assessments are racially biased

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VERY VERY HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR POST

What game is this lad

Got some new stumps cheap on boxing day sale lads. VERY happy to find out it was 6 stumps. Thought it'd be 3 or 4.

rome total war lad

namefags and blogposters NEED to be EXECUTED

starc looks like he's about to fall over dead

Oh yeah? Just close the lid and voila, pizza oven?

Anyone else enjoy CAPITAL posting

Just signed up for the Age of Empires IV insider program lads

Ashes cricket PS4 lad.

hope so

for the lad with the webbie thing
I don't know what /cric/would do without our handsome RC

wololo

seething

when rc wakes up i go to sleep. night lads

night lad

ur seething

roggan

>turd

just won $25k on a $2 scratchie ama

Sounds like a pile of wank. Might just cook some chicken kebabs 2bh.

Can I borrow $5k

More or less. Obviously not the quality you get from a proper one but a very good stop-gap. Adds that smokiness.

smith is fucking autistic

BASED statsgod

What's your strat?

DON'T anger the RC

Will Smith

UMMM, DID WE ASK YOUR OPINION OK!?

Yes.

Doesn't matter - at the rate he blocks I'll be smashed by the time he gets anywhere near that mark.

Cheap seats still get you a decent view. Steep incline on the top tier means there's no cunt blocking your view.

I rate the MCG. Especially on a top day like today. If you get a chance to go definitely do it my glorious American friend.

>not wearing a wooden thigh guard and pads to fool the fielding team into reviewing

Good purchase lad

Gonna have to finish off these brandy snaps tonight. 4 left.

reckon some muslim lads are going to dress up as the barmy army and smuggle in some guns disguised as trumpets one day

no one will be any the wiser

Is there a chance Cook's score could pass 100?

Come over for a hit m8

if singles, yes

Yeah great going Cook, bit fucking late now though isn't it.

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>not blocking every ball that pitches out of line with your pads to cook the other team

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Learn to sing you cunt.

big strong post

how small is your dingly dangler?

starc on terminal illness watch

not small at all

post pics of your magnificent hairy australian shaft pls

wonder if he can take a bit of banter about terminal illness better than McGrath can

Mine goes about 3/4. :(
Feels too risky to shave or trim with an electric trimmer. Oh well, it's not like someone else is going to see it. :)

WE ARE THE ARMY

what is this aesthetic called

Chopper-lite (tm)

"English"

im going to need a sauce for that cup

the brexit look

that isnt a jockey holding that cup is it??

literally, unironically, white trash american southerner

My sides just erupted from this post. Very good.

Literally the elite muscular AFL premiership cup

get fucked cunt

bogan confirmed