cook in complete control
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Will Vince score a century ?
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Everyone gives Suicide Squad bad reviews but in my opinion /cric/ is pretty good
/cric/ owns /auspol/
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William Vince is dead m8
i wasnt a fan la
Weber Kiwi lad I highly recommend the pizza stone if you can get it.
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would a test cricket fan from Nodad & Twobongos be on the lowest rung of society there? why or why not?
drop in pitch
Is being an opener the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being an opening batsman. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are blocking, leaving, nudging and taking the shine off the ball for at least 18 overs, solely so it can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little ball- seeing off the early swing, hitting it into the rough, avoiding letting it get the edge, nudging the odd one to the boundary without getting cocky. All of it has one simple result: its condition is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually smash it in every direction
Prepared the perfect ball? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way it was swinging earlier, who comes in at 3. He gets to fuck its tight seam every delivery. He gets the benefits of its scuffed and swingless condition that came from the way you prepared it.
As an opening batsman, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 overs of your life simply to prepare a ball for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
What’s the #1 bogan watched sport in Australia?
Is this the best Cook has done the entire series? I can't remember any of his other performances because they were so forgettable
V8's without a doubt
His hs is 36 so far
>800 years of camera experience
>cameras existed in the early 1200s
Bill is properly senile.
National Rugby League
Anglo bogans, coconut bogans, kiwi ex-pat bogans and leb bogans
bogans, cogans, kogans and logans
v8
giving Carthage a hiding
At the game, lads. Roughly 5 - 6 beers deep.
ama
>stomach bug
cummins taking a shit
literally invented in the 11th century brainlet
these commentators are commentator cursing Cook so hard
Will Cook score a century?
yeah easily V8s, similar to NASCAR
BASED Straffo what's it like up in the pleb tier
how nice is the ground? i've been to double digit baseball parks but i'd love to see a genuine cricket ground
>taking a picture of your screen
what the fuck is wrong with you cunt
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ELITE POSTS
BIG STRONG POST
AWFUL POOSTS
today could be his day
Enjoying this gimmick
how else am I supposed to do it smartie pants
reckon your assessments are racially biased
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VERY VERY HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR POST
What game is this lad
Got some new stumps cheap on boxing day sale lads. VERY happy to find out it was 6 stumps. Thought it'd be 3 or 4.
rome total war lad
namefags and blogposters NEED to be EXECUTED
starc looks like he's about to fall over dead
Oh yeah? Just close the lid and voila, pizza oven?
Anyone else enjoy CAPITAL posting
Just signed up for the Age of Empires IV insider program lads
Ashes cricket PS4 lad.
hope so
for the lad with the webbie thing
I don't know what /cric/would do without our handsome RC
wololo
seething
when rc wakes up i go to sleep. night lads
night lad
ur seething
roggan
>turd
just won $25k on a $2 scratchie ama
Sounds like a pile of wank. Might just cook some chicken kebabs 2bh.
Can I borrow $5k
More or less. Obviously not the quality you get from a proper one but a very good stop-gap. Adds that smokiness.
smith is fucking autistic
BASED statsgod
What's your strat?
DON'T anger the RC
Will Smith
UMMM, DID WE ASK YOUR OPINION OK!?
Yes.
Doesn't matter - at the rate he blocks I'll be smashed by the time he gets anywhere near that mark.
Cheap seats still get you a decent view. Steep incline on the top tier means there's no cunt blocking your view.
I rate the MCG. Especially on a top day like today. If you get a chance to go definitely do it my glorious American friend.
>not wearing a wooden thigh guard and pads to fool the fielding team into reviewing
Good purchase lad
Gonna have to finish off these brandy snaps tonight. 4 left.
reckon some muslim lads are going to dress up as the barmy army and smuggle in some guns disguised as trumpets one day
no one will be any the wiser
Is there a chance Cook's score could pass 100?
Come over for a hit m8
if singles, yes
Yeah great going Cook, bit fucking late now though isn't it.
>not blocking every ball that pitches out of line with your pads to cook the other team
Learn to sing you cunt.
big strong post
how small is your dingly dangler?
starc on terminal illness watch
not small at all
post pics of your magnificent hairy australian shaft pls
wonder if he can take a bit of banter about terminal illness better than McGrath can
Mine goes about 3/4. :(
Feels too risky to shave or trim with an electric trimmer. Oh well, it's not like someone else is going to see it. :)
WE ARE THE ARMY
what is this aesthetic called
Chopper-lite (tm)
"English"
im going to need a sauce for that cup
the brexit look
that isnt a jockey holding that cup is it??
literally, unironically, white trash american southerner
My sides just erupted from this post. Very good.
Literally the elite muscular AFL premiership cup
get fucked cunt
bogan confirmed