/nfl/ general - BEANIE SEAGULL edition

LAR: McVay hints Rams will rest starters Week 17
NYG: Landon Collins calls Eli Apple a 'cancer'
JAX: Jaguars not planning to rest starters Sunday
TEN: Report: DeMarco Murray dealing with torn MCL
NE: Patriots take flier on 39-year-old Harrison
CLG: Josh Rosen hints he would try to avoid Browns
ARZ: Arians plans to make decision after Week 17
ARZ: Bethea suffered torn pectoral in Week 16
PHI: Pederson noncommittal on Foles playing Wk 17
DET: Jim Caldwell does not plan to rest starters
DEN: Joseph: 'The plan' is to start Paxton Lynch
DEN: Emmanuel Sanders (ankle) is day-to-day

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JIMMY

I'll fucking suck any one of you fags' dicks

>Cheatriots fans have to pretend thier teams accomplishments are real

Feel sorry for them desu

>I unironically bought one of these

don't make fun of me it has been way too long

Who else here has gay thoughts at night when you have to stay up late to work a night shift the next day

serious question:

WHERE THE FUCK WILL YOU WEAR THIS

OFFICIAL 2018 POWER RANKINGS FOR EVERY POSITION

>QB
1. Tom Brady
2. Carson Wentz
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Alex Smith
5. Russell Wilson
6. Drew Brees
7. Ben Roethlisburger
8. Jared Goff
9. Philip Rivers
10. Cam Newton
11. Matt Ryan
12. Case Keenum
13. DeShaun Watson (want to put him higher but can't do it because of the limited time we saw him play)
14. Mathew Stafford
15. Andrew Luck (I still believe damn it)
16. Carson Palmer
17. Jimmy Garappolo
18. Kirk Cousins
19. Dak Prescott
20. Josh McCown
21. Blake Bortles
22. Derek Carr
23. Andy Dalton
24. Eli Manning
25. Marcus Mariota
26. Tyrod Taylor
27. Jameis Winston
28. Joe Flacco
29. Jay Cutler (assuming they keep him if not Ryan Tannehll is in a similar place definitely bottom 5 in league)
30. Whoever the fuck the Broncos starter will be. Siemian, Osweiller, Lynch, new rookie
31. Mitchell Trubisky
32. Reserved for Browns 1st round NFL 2018 NFL draft pick, may god have mercy on his soul.

>RBs
1. Todd Gurley
2. LeVeon Bell
3. David Johnson (don't you dare forget about him I know some of you guys did)
4. Zeke
5. Kareem Hunt
6. LeSean McCoy
7. Melvin Gordon
8. Mark Ingram
9. Alvin Kamra
10. Leonard Fournette
11. Devontae Freeman
12. Jordan Howard
13. Carlos Hyde (I wanted to put him higher because I believe 49ers as a whole is the problem not Hyde but i'm resisting that urge to bump him)
14. Dalvin Cook (could have even finished higher based on how great the Vikings did this year but that's just speculation)
15. Lamar Miller
16. C.J. Anderson
17. Christian McCaffrey
18. Marshawn Lynch
19. Frank Gore
20. Demarco Murray (like with Hyde I blame his team as a whole not really him for his regression this year)
21. Tevin Coleman
22. Dion Lewis
23. Bilal Powell
24. Alex Collins
25. Kenyan Drake
26. Duke Johnson
27. Chris Thompson
28. Jay Ajayi
29. Joe Mixon
30. Giovani Bernard
31. LeGarrette Blount
32. Jarvis Allen
33. Isaiah Crowell
34. Derrick Henry
35. Jamaal Williams
36. Jonathan Stewart
37. Latavius Murray

>WRs
1. Antonio Brown
2. DeAndre Hopkins
3. OBJ
4. Julio Jones
5. AJ Green
6. Tyreek Hill
7. Jordy Nelson
8. Keenan Allen
9. Larry Fitzjerald
10. Marvin Jones
11. Michael Thomas
12. Brandin Cooks
13. Davante Adams
14. Adam Thielen
15. Robby Anderson
16. Dez Bryant
17. T.Y Hilton
18. Mike Evans
19. Alshon Jeffery
20. Doug Baldwin
21. Nelson Agholor
22. Julian Edelman
23. Demaryius Thomas (I blame his QB for dropping so low)
23. Jarvis Landry
24. Allen Robinson
25. Devin Funchess
26. Stefon Diggs
27. Golden Tate
28. JuJu Smith-Schuster
29. Kenny Stills
30. Robert Woods
31. Amari Cooper
32. Sammy Watkins
33. Michael Crabtree
34. Cooper Kupp
35. Paul Richardson
36. Rishard Matthews
37. Marquise Goodwin
38. Will Fuller
39. Ted Ginn
40. Jermaine Kearse
41. Mohamad Sanu
42. Keelan Cole
43. Kelvin Banjamin
44. Sterling Shepard
45. DeSean Jackson
46. Jamison Crowder
47. Marqise Lee
48. Mike Wallace
49. Tyrell Williams
50. Emmanuel Sanders

>TEs
1. Gronk
2. Travis Kelce
3. Zach Ertz
4. Jimmy Graham
5. Tyler Eiffert (I can't forget 2015 even though it was 2 years ago I still think he got it)
6. Evan Engram
7. Kyle Rudolph
8. Delanie Walker
9. Greg Olsen
10. Jason Witten
11. Cameron Brate
12. Hunter Henry
13. Jordan Reed
14. Vernon Davis
15. Jack Doyle
16. Eric Ebron
17. Jared Cook
18. O.J Howard
19. Austin Hooper
20. Benjamin Watson
21. Tyler Kroft
22. Marcedes Lewis
23. Charles Clay
24. Julius Thomas
25. Jesse James
26. David Njoku
27. Coby Fleener
28. Garrett Celek
29. Austin Seferian-Jenkins
30. Antonio Gates
31. George Kittle
32. Zach Miller
33. Martellus Bennett

I live in Colorado so pretty much year-round

i bet you kiss girls, loser

>Kickers
1. Greg Zuerlein
2. Stephen Gostkowski
3. Justin Tucker
4. Chris Boswell
5. Wil Lutz
6. Robbie Gould
7. Kai Forbath
8. Jake Elliot
9. Harrison Butker
10. Matt Prater
11. Matt Bryant
12. Ryan Succop
13. Stephen Hauschka
14. Graham Gano
15. Dan Bailey
16. Adam Vinatieri
17. Phil Dawson
18. Chandler Catanzaro
19. Brandon McManus
20. Blair Walsh
21. Dan Bailey
22. Josh Lambo
23. Ka'imi Fairbairn
24. Cody Parkey
25. Giorgio Tavecchio
26. Randy Bullock
27. Mason Crosby

>Defense (the job of a defense is to stop the other team from scoring so I weigh points allowed VERY heavily)
1. Jags
2. Vikings
3. Ravens
4. Rams
5. Chargers
6. Eagles
7. Steelers
8. Patriots
9. Lions
10. Panthers
11. Saints
12. Seahawks
13. Bears
14. Chiefs
15. Falcons
16. Cardinals
17. Bengals
18. Redskins
19. Bills
20. Cowboys
21. Broncos (I have no idea what happened to them)
22. Packers
23. Titans
24. Jets
25. Bucs
26. Raiders
27. Texans (they'll be better next year i'm positive)
28. Dolphins
29. Colts
30. Giants
31. 49ers
32. Browns

Allen Robinson is better than the following receivers
>Demaryius Thomas
>Julian Edelman
>Nelson Agholor
>Robby Anderson
>Davante Adams

>4. Alex Smith

Bandwagoning feggit

>1 of 5 QBs to pass for over 4000 yards this season
>other 4 are Brady, Big Ben, Rivers, and Brees

yeah when you're in that kind of company you should be rated pretty high. Also 26-5 TD-INT ratio is pretty amazing. And he has some wheels on him rushing for over 350 yards.

Did not mean any disrespect. He was hurt this year, mediocre last year, and last godo season was 2015. Yeah you're right I probably was being too stingy. He should have been top 20 for sure.

What killed the running black?

You put Agholor in front of him, you may not have meant any disrespect but you clearly have no idea what the fuck you're talking about and just wasted an hour of your life making those lists

racism

>Alex Smith
>4
Feels good

Agholor had a great season and really exploded onto the scene

Can't deny his production this season. I wont lie I used to be one of the guys who called him nothing but a game manager but I can admit I was wrong.

>TE
>No Everett/Higbee in the top 30

>he doesn't know that Smith is far and away the best deep ball QB in the league

>Cooper above Crabtree
People hype up Cooper, he only makes plays in certain games. Crabtree gets consistently targeted and is Carr’s Ol reliable

why is there a ufc fighter and boreball player in this picture?

Everett got less than 10 yards in 7 of the games he played this season. Higbee isn't much better honestly.

Look Eaglesbro, Agholor has turned it around quite a bit from being a guy hovering around 300 yards a year but Allen Robinson is two healthy years removed from a 1400 yard 14 touchdown season. Lets pump the breaks a bit.

>Your Team
>Favoirte Adult Swim original programming

Cooper had over 1000 yards in both 2015 and 2016. Crabtree however gets more TDs. So yeah you can make an argument for Crabtree to be higher than him.

I already admitted I was too stingy with Robinson. You're right it was only 2 seasons ago. Just these last 2 seasons made me lower him. He should be top 20 you're absolutely right.

And no i'm not an Eagles fan

And Hurns? He was big in 2015 as too

Why do I get pissed off at ads during videos but okay with commercials during cable programming?

Higbee is underrated af the only reason his stats are so low is because Gurley/Austin steal his receptions

Gurley... Austin... Kupp... Woods... yeah all 4 of them "steal" his receptions right? If he was better he'd get those receptions. No one would steal them. Good players get targeted. No one's stealing shit from him, he's not good enough to EARN targets. If he was better than any of those 4 he'd get more targets.

>Jay Cutler at 29

FUCK YOU!!!
Jay Cutler is elite!!

Go kill some whales

>Adam Thielen
>14th

What is this shit?

because clicking a button to get a video and not getting the video instanly is irritating. it's more intimate while tv is passive.

>This is what a bottom 5 QB stats look like
>Jarvis Landry isn't a top 10 WR

I swear there needs to be a mathematical equation or something inside the captcha to prevent brainlets from posting their stupid opinions on this website.

>Jags number 1
>Just dropped 44 points to the fucking 9ers

Honestly I really like Tanny but I just love Jay more. If Tanny goes I’ll be sad. It would be cool to see him move to WR and have Jay Cutler take QB.

Also daily thread reminder that McVay is genius knowing that a 3rd seed means that there no shot at playing the Eagles with Nick Foles and would rather have the Saints play the Vikings instead.

wow I must be a genius too then.

Have Cutler start the first half and have Tannehill start the second half.

Start a relay QB committee system. Just like with RB's. It make teams do extra film study and they have to prepare for two quarterbacks.

It worked this season in games where Cutler gets hurt in the first half and Matt Moore' came in at the second half looking ELITE as fuck because the defense didn't prepare for him.

This.... I like the sound of this

i feel bad for whatever team decides to hire Pat Shurmur as a HC

literally this method won't work. the 1988 49ers and 1971 Cowboys did it and they....well shit....but still they didn't start playing good consistently until they just stayed with one guy and when you get into the playoffs that shit won't work

Seriously, I’m so triggered right now. The Vikings defense is number 1 in fewest points and yards allowed and they are number 1 in fewest 3rd down conversions as well. To this fuckwit, they are number 2 to a team that just had one of the worst offenses in the league drop 44 points on them?

Are you fucking high on whippets or something?

Vikings also cucked the #1 scoring offense Rams this season while the Jags got cucked by the Rams' offense

Will Atlanta ever wash the shame away?

Will the Seahawks ever was away the shame?

Yep Rasms got smoked and Gurley had his worst game against the Vikings. He averaged only 2.5 yards rushing. Against the Jags he put up 115 yards rushing with a 5 yard rush average.

Also, In the last 4 games:

Vikings (against Atl, Cato, Cincy, GB)
47 points allowed

Jags (against Indy, Sea, Hou, SF)
85 points allowed

Case fucking closed...

Why does my gooch hurt after I fap

>>Jags (against Indy, Sea, Hou, SF)
>85 points allowed

half of the points came from SF. If Gurley (as you brought up) can have a bad game surely the Jags defense can too, no?

How does the draft work exactly?
Is there like a separate draft for each role, or can a team pick any position at any time?
Who decides which team goes first/second/third/etc?
What happens to the losers who don't get picked?
Are teams able to swap their picks after the draft?

Sounds like a neat idea, I just don’t think anyone understands how fucking depressed I’ll be if Cutler leaves the Phins and retires. If he were to play just 2 more seasons I’d be happy. I just want him to play with the Phins in the playoffs just one time.

Pats and Space Ghost or Black Jesus

>lose on the road
>Waaaahh it's refball
>lose at home
>Waaaahh it's refball

>Niners
>Moral Orel, Xavier, Home Movies

You take away the SF game and that’s 41 points in the last 3 games outside of SF. That’s 6 points less to Vikings who at the same time played Atlanta and Carolina on the road.

Once again, the Vikings defense is number one in:

>fewest points allowed (16.1)
>fewest yards allowed (280.9)
>fewest 3rd down conversions allowed (26.32%)

But the Jags had a bad game, so they are the best deafened in the league.

Why

Because as a Japanese person, his genes make him hate dolphins and other cetacea

>thinking Japan flag posters aren't just weaboo transplants

he makes coherent sentences, which actual Japanese people are incapable of doing on this site.

I still think the Jags defense is the best in the league desu

That Niners game really ruined it but they were on record breaking pace in a lot of categories.

They also hold the record for the most fumble return touchdowns ruled down-by-contact in a season in NFL history with 5

>LAR: McVay hints Rams will rest starters Week 17
aww shit, $(ERS might end the season on a 5 game win streak

Did you see the niners game? I’m sorry but after getting exposed by Jimmy “Dreamy Eyes” Guacamole you cant claim best defense

Then I don’t know what to say to someone who doesn’t understand the importance of being number one in the 3 catagories mentioned above. Jacksonville had an almost record breaking season, that’s all that matters to you.

>

I don't know why Vikings fans have such an inferiority complex against the Jaguars D

They've been fucking better than you the entire season objectively. The difference between them is that the Vikings are relatively consistent whereas the Jaguars defense was bordering on legendary before shitting the bed against the Niners, and to be honest, they still kind of are.

I wasn't even the guy you were arguing with initially, but the fact that they had a horrific game on defense and are still on par or at the very least on the heels of the Vikings defense statistically speaks volumes as to how dominant they've been up until that point.

Wouldn't surprise me if they shit on Tennessee and go back to being #1 in everything again causing Vikings fans to cry again like you're doing

>knocks against Jimmy
>questionable accuracy on his deep ball
>high amount of high risk throws
Is this going to be a BIG problem in the future?

Nice dubs,
And who knows. Remember when people thought Hogan was the shit? And of course pic related could always happen

I'll probably falseflag as a Seahawks fan and tell you it'll be his downfall and he's shit tomorrow or something to get you riled up

>that pass sailing way over that wide open receiver's head
shit wasn't even close and there were no Jags within a mile of him

he does seem to throw too many high risk balls, he's already had a couple that were pretty much up for grabs and taken away by a defender

his deep balls weren't a problem from his Pats games. a limited sample, but still. The guy is new into the 9ers systems and making chemistry with the players.

Deep ball or not, he's making things happen.

They wind up with the 4 seed if they lose and saints win

And how many games have you watched between the two teams again? Did Jacksonville play against the best division in football like the Vikings did (NFC South)? And no they haven’t played objectively better than them. Last 4 games the Vikings gave up 47 points. Two of those games were on the road against teams likely to make the Playoffs (Atlanta, Carolina). 6 of thier games were against the 9 highest scoring offensives in the league. When compared against Rams (highest scoring team), Jacksonville couldn’t stop them, but the Vikings handled them with ease.

Sacks is an overrated stat. The 2000 Ravens is better than Vikings and Jacksonville any day of the week and they weren’t even in the top 20 in sacks that year. Takeaways is important, but even now Jacksonville isn’t number 1 (its Baltimore). All Jacksonville has is sacks to lay claim too.

Meanwhile, Minnesota is number one in:
Fewest points allowed
Fewest yards allowed
Fewest 3rd down conversions allowed

They are number 2 in:
Passing yards allowed
Rushing yards allowed (Jacksonville doesn’t even make the top 20 in this category)
Red zone Touchdown conversions

But Jacksonville is so much much if we just throw out Jimmy “The handsome one” G’s dismantling of the best defense in the NFL with a bunch of fucking scrubs.

>NFC South
>good

Explain the rise and fall of the oakland raiders

Carr has injury ptsd, his receivers have the drops, the oc and head coach are shit, or he just sucks.

Carrmagedon just can’t catch a fucking break

You now through no volition of your own recall Elvis Dumervil

>recall
I just saw him hit Tom Savage into a seizure weeks ago.

uh yeah, he plays for the 49ers, who i root for

>this post

i would argue in the guy you're arguing with's place but he's exactly right, you guys are emotionally invested as fuck into this thing arent you

They no longer played 4th place schedules.

Excuse me for not being a fair weather fan.

Just kidding. I don’t even expect a deep playoff run. I expect Keenum to shit the bed the second he plays his first playoff game. It’s more of a flyover country inferiority complex than anything.

of course he is, the viqueens have been somewhere between shit and disappointing for so long that now their fans are hostile and defensive as fuck when it comes to even perceived slights now that their team has its 5 min in the sun

You now remember Carson Palmer's functioning left arm

See
You’re not a true fan if you don’t think the Vikings will find a way to fuck it up.

Good morning /nfl/.

youtube.com/watch?v=iq12hoq6AJ0
>Tom Brady is an American Psycho

Kek

bump

>the shanty townshit of daALasss

Tyreek hill is a top 5 reciever. Your list is wrong.

>OBJ above Jones
>Mike Evans that low
>Robinson that low
>Jordy Nelson and Keenan Allen in top 10

That list is trash

nobody, you silly freak

OH NO NO NO

>17. Jimmy Garappolo

Bullshit. He's better than everyone between him and Ben Roethlisberger.

*Reciever drops pass for an INT*

>o-our ratings are just fine goyim

I'm looking at the schedule and there's still SNF.