This is the distribution of my surname in italy

This is the distribution of my surname in italy.
Is a terrone name?

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Obviously. And not surpisingly it's also present in northern regions filled of terrones

Shit, man...
That really sucks.

cheers fellow terrone

tell me your surname

No. You will dox me.

This is the distribution of my Italian surname in Italy.

Why are people ashamed of their South Italian ancestry?

Ok, It's "Silva".

you see, pic related, the food of Gods, is what northern italians have been eating from the oldest of times. And thanks to this earthly ambrosia, they've been granted wisdom, wittiness, ingenuity, a touch for art and music and other heavenly things, for the idyllic food in their stomach made them resemble the great sheperds, receptacle of knowledge, that used to compose those gallant bucolic verses in Arcadia, in the ancient golden era of men.

Meanwhile southern italians, corrupting themselves with the rotten food of the Tartarus, pasta, have been dwelling dim in the limbo of stupidity and sloth since immemorial ages.

Heres me

Esposito?

Is it that obvious? Haha

IL NAPOLETANO: DURANTE
LA SUA INFANZIA... È OBBLIGATO A MUNGERE
CAPRE..VACCHE... PULIRE STALLE
``IL CAMPANO ``SEMINA`` PATATE. CIPOLLE`` E SVOLGE LAVORI
AGRICOLI!!..il napoletANO NON FA IL BAGNO , NON STUDIA ,
NON VA A SCUOLA , AL COLLEGIO NON VA ALL'UNIVERSITÀ È UN ESSERE IGNORANTE GOFFO,
CHIUSO , BRUTO , STUPIDO , VOLGARE , RIPUGNANTE

-COS'È IL NAPOLETANO IN ``LATINO ???

*``TERRONUS PUZZOSUS SCIMMIUS``

COME RICONOSCERE UN NapoletANO È LA COSA PIÙ FACILE, QUI CITIAMO LE SUE CARATTERISTICHE PRINCIPALI:

0- SONO BRUTTI, ORRIBILI, ABIETTI, INSIGNIFICANTI... PUZZOLENTI
1- SONO MARRONI, COLOR CACCA, TENDENTE AL RAMATO, SEMBRANO STRONZI
2- SONO NANI, DA 1M50 A 1M60, SEMBRANO ELFI APPENNINICI
3- HANNO LE ZAMPE CORTE O LE ZAMPE ARCUATE, VERI ABBOZZI DELLA NATURA
4- NON HANNO CULO, NÉ GLI UOMINI NÉ LE DONNE
5- NON HANNO COLLO, SEMBRANO VERMI CON FANGO
6- HANNO IL NASO TREMENDO, DI CONDOR, O TUCANO
7- SONO ORECCHIONI, GIÀ I BORBONI LI CHIAMAVANO COSÌ
8- HANNO GLI OCCHI INCLINATI E NON HANNO PALPEBRE
9- HANNO GLI ZIGOMI SPORGENTI
10- HANNO IL VISO TONDO E GONFIO , QUESTE FACCE DA GUANACO

Where did you get that picture of me from?

You have 50% chance of being part of the Apulian masterrace user.
P*danians are so worthless you would be better off being a nigger, unironically

>being proud and admitting you have SHITalian subhuman Moor rapebaby shitskin brown nigger nosed short and hairy primate blood

Only brazzilians can fall so low.

>t.

What website?

Esposito is the stereotypical neapolitan surname with Caruso and De Luca

Here comes the 1/64 Eyetalian American from Jersey

Only salentines. The rest of you are shirt

T. Proud jonic Lucania man the best region of the south

At least you are not from Hoholia, on the side where Moskals live

If i were a slav, i would be proud.

You should be proud of slavic gene though. At least no one would think you're arab.

Fuck you teanigger i was just curious

cognomix.it/mappe-dei-cognomi-italiani

nice digits

Here is mine

I realized this website tends to show South Italy darker because South Italians are inbred and share common surnames.

Here's mine, I'm guessing it's native to Campania.

so much terrone ITT

That's strange my mothers side is "Ponti", so yours is basically "bad ponti"

kinda curious how you americans pronounce "ponti", especially the last "i". Do you pronounce it as "pontee"?

yeah that's how I say it, but we really fuck up the "i" over here. That's why we say et-alian or eye-talian

explain this

WHy? That's wrong. You don't say eye-raq or eye-ran either.

Easy. Greek colonies in Southern Italy and Byzantium-affiliated Venice. You are Greek.

"pontee" is right since that's the sound the italian "i" has, i've never heard people say eye-talian though
i've heard americans say eye-raq and eye-ran before. actually, that's the only way they pronounce those word i think

If we say "e-talian" we come off as a huge asshole/snob, even though that's how you say it. Same with iran and iraq.

My English teacher always told me that it's e-ran and e-raq. If you said eye- you would sound like a low class hillbilly she said.

We learn British english, though

wtf? but you say, e-taly, not eye-taly. Why would you say eye-talian, not that it bothers me, it's just odd

>We learn British english, though
that's pretty much it, but outside of school we're heavily influenced by american english. i wouldn't be surprised if even non-english natives started using the "eye" pronunciation

>biasi

son of biagio in venetian, alternative form of biasin

Maybe in apulian it's the same?

I think you two might both be misinterpreting how to pronounce the "e" in e-taly. "It-aly" is a better representation of how I and everyone I've ever known has always pronounced it.

It's the same in American English, just that there's a lot more low class hillbillies that say it the other way.

How come so many Italians here are decent at English? I was 2 weeks on Sicily this summer and no one at all could speak any amount of English, even the youth. We had some few conversations when we were drunk, because it's just something like this "Juventus? Like?" "Si Si si, you like Juventus?" "No no, me Palermo" Or when we got weed "Ganja? yes?" *Money for ganja? 10 euro? 15 eurp?"

just because the ones bad at english wouldn't be able to post on a mainly-english website.
it's like saying "hey why are the people that can't swim drown?"

for a country of 60m they actually have not much of a presence online, because most don't know any english at all. They just stay on their websites. Its probably the same 15 - 20 italians on Sup Forums.

If you're not decent at English then you wouldn't even be able to post coherently on this website to begin with, so I'm assuming that the majority of Italians that can't understand English don't bother coming here.

meant to say *drowning

Yeye I know, but I still found it strange that we found so few people, that we could actually communicate with, other than the most basic of all. My impression of Italian's now, is that you're worse than the frogs at English

That's probably true. It's the same with Denmark, we're don't have many posters at all, compared to Norway and Sweden. It's not the English skills, but rather us being normies, almost every Dane posting here is a normie as well.

the difference between italians and french at english is that even though italians don't speak english, they'll try to communicate regardless, a frenchman would just walk away from you (i'm generalizing here).
frankly i don't know why italians in general don't like to learn or study english.

>generalising*

Only yanks use Z (which they inexplicably pronounce zee)

The French were okay enough when I spent a weekend in Paris a few months after the Charlie Hebdo incident, I even asked some patrolling soldiers how to get somewhere and they were polite (though I always apologized for not speaking their language). A bookseller even gave me a discount on a book since I told him I was a student.

That's true. Everyone we met was kind as fuck and tried to help us in any way. We got to a little mountain town, Ragalna, after we went down from our hike to Etna. At the Piazza we found a nice little Café where the owner let us charge our phones. People looked strange at us though, as we were drinking beer at 1pm, which probably isn't normal in Italy?

you're getting la crème de la crème here babe, the average italoid is not interested in learning languages for he's attracted by the many will-o'-wisps of the mundane life of this miserable country. But we, we the chosen ones in this land of wretched souls, do not seek anything but knowledge and we don't dither on earthly things, but eternal ones. Too intelligent for the normie ephemeral life of italy, too smart to waste our short precious time on girlfriends or such, we come here to discuss upon the greatest things and the divine recesses of human intellect ; that's why our posts are so refined and well thought, not without a hint of witty nihilistic humour.

thanks leaf
we dont usually drink beer by itself during the day, unless you're a drunkard. if you're drinking beer while eating, then it's fine. and also probably because, if you're the typical scandinavian, you stand out.

Yeah we don't usually do that either, unless we're at a café with some friends, or on a holiday.

We definately stood out, being pale and having blond hair and all that. Only bad Italian we met was a nigger selling us weed. We're usually pretty good at handling cheaters, but this guy somehow managed to cheat us, by giving us some really good shit the first day, then fucking us over by giving us grass, for €90 euro the next day.
Fuck nigger dealers :(

Didn't matter much though, as we met some nice Italians that helped us instead. You have a really relaxed culture, regarding weed, at least on Sicily.

do you guys have to buy weed from niggers in europe? Here, almost all of my dealers have been white and never ripped me. I've had 1 black dealer but he was afro-Caribbean not a regular african american nog.

what the FUCK is a terrone

No, that's just the street dealers. That's what you do when you go abroad and don't know anyone.
I usually get mine from a friend, or some Arab's that knows how to be on point and don't screw me over.

GUESS

did the italians like weed? Do they smoke it a lot?

it might be relaxed for the newer generations, but don't try to talk about weed around older people. you know those memes of very religious people dubbing weed "the devil's lettuce"?. that's pretty much it. Cases vary though, i remember one of my high school teachers admitted she smoked weed when she was younger (we're talking about the 80s, she was the hippy type and i bet she sucks dick well).
as said, i would never trust an immigrant to be honest. i wonder where that weed came from. probably albania. i think the weed culture is even more relaxed in big cities in the North such as Milan, but i can't really tell

>yoooo man whassup hell yeah I smoke weed man dude so lit damn like man I can see the code dude so cool dude, man I'm like in valhalla right now dude this weed opens up your mind dude I'm 200 iq or some shit right now maaan

dumb potheads

Yeah, it was mainly young people 20-30 years of age that smoked it, but we found a bar where we could smoke it, the bartenders didn't care, as they smoked as well. We even bought some from the bartender one night.

At Sicily they do, can't say for the rest of the country. From my understanding, you can't really compare Sicily to the mainland, due to their completely different culture. It would be like comparing a Texan with a Californian, sure they might share the same language and nation, but their values are very different.

yeah I heard bologna is like the biggest weed place in italy, then again its filled with commie college students. Old people everywhere generally dislike it.

mainly because weed has been decriminalised.
>you can't really compare Sicily to the mainland, due to their completely different culture
Well yes, it's an island and we all know islanders like to consider themselves "different" from the mainlanders. But to be honest, this statement can be applied to many regions in Italy, due to the time we spent divided. After the TV was popularised in the 1950s though, we're rapidly coming together, but you can still see different "colours". In every city you go, in every single town, you'll most likely find a new word, and a new dish.

That's in the big commie belt, that spans from coast to coast, from Emilia-Romagna to Tuscany, if you cross the belt, use extreme caution and don't interact with the locals

Are you the same jap who post the same picture in every thread on Sup Forums?

Fuck you cunts, it's only found in Süditirol. I ain't no terrone

what?

>sister takes DNA test
>proud Italian grandmother was actually a dirty Croatian slav
It's probably better that she has passed

But most of Croatia is Italian.

>only salentines
salentinians are not apulian, therefore they are not part of the masterrace. Salentinians are unironically the most subhuman italians together with calabrians.

Croatians are the product of slav women being bred en masse by superior italic seed user. She was italian.

Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt, eat pizza

I'm actually from Tuscany

>neapolitan surname
>sardinian mother
I'm the whitest.

My father is from near Napoli, but I was born in Lombardia and I've always lived in Piemonte.
Does anyone else not have a sense of belonging to a specific place like me, but just feeling italian?

>Does anyone else not have a sense of belonging to a specific place like me, but just feeling italian?
Other terroni immigrants like you i guess

I think you didn't read that I was born in the north and I've always lived here you faggot shiteater

I hate people like you start talking like
>"I'm north Italian, but-"
You guys are still Southerners easily recognized by their skins and eyes color, or hobo style fashion because of their poorness.
I'm pretty sure your father is a poor construction worker or something.

Never heard of an italian american with venetian background lol

>typical milanese

sad...

Sicilians are subhumans man. Next time don't go to maghreb but in some other civilized place

Btw most of italians are normies. I'm a normie too but i like this place sometimes

A racial slur by northern italians to insult southerners. It literally mean ''dark and dirty farmer''

T. Nicola Sciannimanico

Looks relatively homogeneous