Why do europeans think this looks like an egg? do they not have actual eggs in eu?

why do europeans think this looks like an egg? do they not have actual eggs in eu?

>this is the average american's brain

Hahhahaa
Thats not ball dumb amerikan

you are truly a dipshit ahmed

a football is a prolate spheroid and an egg in an ovoid in other words they are two different shapes.

stay mad drumpfkin

That is not a ball. Deal with it.

the definition of a ball is something that is kicked thrown or hit in a game. pretty sure this fits that description. also i never said this was a ball.

>the definition of a ball is something that is kicked thrown or hit in a game

You're not serious, right?

a round or roundish body, of various sizes and materials, either hollow or solid, for use in games, as baseball, football, tennis, or golf.

Hope you're counting actual football in this. That way you can see the point, breh.

they both are balls

>the definition of a ball is something that is kicked thrown or hit in a game.
You got us there.

>the definition of a ball is something that is kicked thrown or hit in a game

Also, you can totally do that with a brick. Just... We all know that doesn't happen.

where did i ever say that all things that fit that description are balls.

>the definition of a ball is something that is kicked thrown or hit in a game.
>or hit

Right there.

you seem to have an issue with reading comprehension so ill try again

I never said that all things that are kicked hit or thrown are balls. nor does that definition imply that. you can clearly hit a brick around and call it a game, that doesn't make it a ball.

You're right, it's not a ball, but it also isn't an egg.

It's about as much of a shit as anyone will ever give about handegg tbqhwyfam.

Because it was just a regular football until an American sat on it

>the definition of a ball is something that is kicked thrown or hit in a game
by that definition a midget could be a ball if someone kicked it around in a game
>american education

balls are usually considered round around here, thats not round

when a ball stops being round its useless and we call it an egg, because you cant play ball games with an egg

AFL is the apex form of football and it is not played with a "round ball". Pic related, a proper footy.

looks like something my grandma's hen shat out

>men in questionable clothing slamming into eachother, grabbing eachother chasing a bright colored egg

kinda gay desu

>Handegg

See, that thing will never be a ball.

Is Australia the ultimate USA wannabe?

That looks even more like an egg.