Official Newcastle United vs Manchester City match thread 1

>Newcastle
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>City
Ederson, Walker, Kompany (C), Otamendi, Danilo, Fernandinho, Bernardo, De Bruyne, Gundogan, Sterling, Aguero

Subs | Bravo, Mangala, Sane, Adarabioyo, Jesus, Yaya Toure, Diaz


City's 18th win in a row?

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City will draw. Screencap this

REEEE the fuck is this?

I say, why the fuck isn't Atsu playing?

Delph and Silva injured I assume?

Got £20 on Newcastle or draw at 4.00. The run ends tonight I have seen it

Silva is in Spain for personal reasons

His wife cucked him?

he was back at the weekend

>joselu

im losing faith in rafa desu lads

Rafa is a fraud

>Delph
Some rest for him. No injury.
>Silva
Back in Valencia, again.

Newcastle 2 - 6 Man City

last digit is the number of goals newcastle are going to score

i got them to draw first half OR end of the game at 2.50.

city still destroyed tottenham without silva they should be fine

Are city going to get WAITERED?

> no sane
> no jesus

Boring

Was he good or shit?

>diame

>i actually have to watch a newcastle game

dear god yes

>Kelly Cates

:3

Glad she gets work, she's a good presenter

>"First time, it's nice to be here. Famous club, famous stadium"

Newcastle to win and both teams to score at 20/1 you white males

Wtf why no atsu? Already conceded the game

how many goals will based City score tonight?

my guess is 3 or more

>only 20/1 for something that improbable

now that van dike went to liverslip, who will city sign as a defensive backup in jan? My guess is Johnny Evans or some literally who from la liga.
also
>75 million for the bleached papa bouba dioup at cb

Aarons is world class mate

>newcastle v city
wow i wonder who's gonna win

whats the point of epl anymore this season?
i only watch to enjoy Arseshit misery

>shelvey

two more wins and city sets a europe wide win streak record

v cheeky

Who else turning the stream off the minute City score a goal?

Already defending like we're 1-0 up in the 90th minute.

If digits cheeky 1-0 win for novel citadel

>Konpany already fucking ded not even 5 minutes in

Kompany should just fucking retire, Christ.

Would help if these povvo tier clubs didn't play their fucking third teams against city.

why? they'll score more
not like they're one of those 1-0 teams

Why is Pep so stylish

he should start his own company

had a bet on first shot on target probably

No point watching them rape Newcastle 5-0

if the EPL has so much money why do they never do consistently well in the champions league

>2 united fans on commentary again

so why are you bothering waiting for the first goal? turn it off now

>aguerro caca

5 teams in the last 16 sweetie, all english final this year

I'm hoping for a Newcastle upset. Most likely won't happen though

money makes the league competitive which means you can't rotate before cl games

Jesus coming on...?

>consistently

>not watching the Milan game instead

enough money for depth
we had a few bad years but we're back and will dominate again in the coming years

Kompany off lol. He need to quit desu

but I like newcastle

DED

The second coming

Rate my dinner lads:

Tesco tomato and mozzerella pasta bake for two
Garlic bread baguette with cheese on top
Peroni

>kompany

Put him to pasture already

>back 4 of danilo, walker, dino, and otamendi


what a madlad

Who came on for Kompany, please?

grim

I am really behind in watching soccer but in Man City attack so good that you have to park the bus from the start?

>Kompany
>Is never even there

City need to replace Kompany with Klavan now that Liverpool got VVD desu

Jesus

Not on TV in the States unfortunately

>physio doesn't even ask Kompany what's wrong
>they just know he's fucked again

everyone who didn't try to lost like 4-0

Should have signed Van Dijk

Because we're masochists and batter our teams with an insane amount of matches during the winter whilst everyone else is off having some well earned rest

That was Kompany's 39th injury

>Neville constantly shitting on Rafa and questioning his tactical decisions

Hilarious. Can't take anything he says seriously knowing how badly he failed as a manager

>15 minutes in and City haven't scored

Where do I apply for a refund for the official team jersey I purchased?

At the same club Rafa made a name for himself as well.

City going in for Evans in January

>You now remember Juhan Kivi

its not a red card gary

Gary please

Since breakfast this morning haha

fucking save

90% possesion

why do teams just sit back and let city do this

TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

teams try their hardest vs united but just roll over vs city

This will be 0-0

No picture, no rating.

They're too good to press against

Reminder Gary's dad is unironically called Neville Neville and is a sex offender

Reminds me of how United used to be. Teams would show up already lost mentally. This city team has everyone shit scared

terrified of flopping spaniard peen

scared the pacey manlets

>COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY COME ON CITY

Because if they go forward they get raped like tottenham

Watching a Poop team is like watching paint dry.

Lol bullshit. Is that how customers pretend they're even close to citys level now?