OFFICIAL PINSTRIPE BOWL GAME THREAD

It's a football game
But in Yankee Stadium!!!!

Boston College vs Iowa
Iowa favored by 2.5
O/U is 46
5:15PM ESPN

Iowa's draft-eligible prospects to keep an eye on:
>ILB Josey Jewell, No. 43, 6’2” - 236 lbs., 4.72 40 - (2nd)
>RB Akrum Wadley, No. 25, 5’11” - 195 lbs., 4.54 40 - (4th-5th)
>RB James Butler, No. 20, 5’9” - 210 lbs., 4.58 40 - (6th-7th)
>WR Matt VandeBerg, No. 89, 6’1” - 195 lbs., 4.54 40 - (7th-UDFA)
>OG/C Sean Welsh, No. 79, 6’3” - 295 lbs., 5.10 40 - (4th-5th)
>DT Nathan Bazata, No. 99, 6’2” - 287 lbs., 4.93 40 - (7th)
>OLB Ben Niemann, No. 44, 6’3” - 230 lbs., 4.74 40 - (7th-UDFA)
>OLB Bo Bower, No. 41, 6’2” - 235 lbs., - (7th-UDFA)
>*CB Joshua Jackson, No. 15, 6’1” - 192 lbs., 4.50 40 - (2nd)
>SS Miles Taylor, No. 19, 6’0” - 203 lbs., 4.59 40 - (6th-7th)

Boston College's draft-eligible prospects to keep an eye on:
>DE Harold Landry, No. 7, 6'3" - 250 lbs., 4.76 40 - (1st)
>OT Marcell Lazard, No. 74, 6'6" - 308 lbs., 5.33 40 - (UDFA)
>OLB Ty Schwab, No. 10, 6'0" - 229 lbs., 4.76 40 - (UDFA)
>ILB Connor Strachan, No. 13, 6'0" - 237 lbs., - (UDFA)
>CB Isaac Yiadom, No. 20, 6'1" - 190 lbs., 4.52 40 - (6th-7th)
>CB Kamrin Moore, No. 5, 5'11" - 195 lbs., 4.57 40 - (6th)

What football positions should they play?

OFFICIAL SIM PREDICTION

Finally 2 games over .500

Probably tight end

roids

Do we have New Era caps for this Bowl this year?

god damn, i love mack brown doing color

TD DILLON
NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN

I’d think bc would be better at dealing with the cold

Booger McFarland was a heckuva player at LSU. Good guy. Glad he is working

HOWEVER, he is annoying as shit as a color commentator in the game. He's just dropping buzzwords to make himself sound like he knows what he's talking about

It's cold in Iowa

he's really bad at this and pre-/post-game stuff, but he's fantastic doing radio

hey, guys
have they mentioned the ground is frozen, yet?

KEK

normally h8 cutesy commercials but this puffin/polar bear ad is breddy gud

>field needs to be heated
>I'm sure it will be fine in NYC in December

how can us brainlets compete with the BCS

That tackle looked more like a gentle hug at first

So who's NY/NYC official college football team?

to be fair, global warming did have a few previous pinstripe bowls played in reasonable weather

field is frozen, guys
its fucking frozen

Notre Dame or Penn State

there's something uniquely american about using children to advertise military weapons

Go north and south guys, north and south

kek can you imagine being one of these shit-eating college refs assigned to this nightmare hell game that no one watches

I notice they won't show the stands

I imagine they are empty

Yankees just don't care about college. We never have.

>this beta ass quick kick

>Fake going for it

That's old school. Nice.

its 14 - 10 and they've been slobbering over BC all game

Especially if the teams playing are a flyover state and Boston.

Also who knew, the qb is the best punter on the team

It's probably not too bad though since they're in NYC for Christmas. The refs who got assigned the Boise game though...

>implying the bronx is better than anywhere in idaho in any way

They’re probably staying at like the Soho Grand though.

Why did they spot the ball at the 5 and not the 1? These announcers have no clue what's going on.

Substitute Boise for Detroit then

i don't know if the yankees or the home conference (pac 12, coincidentally, lmao) puts the refs up
at least ford field has a roof

because that's the rule....its where you first touched it, UNLESS it goes into the endzone.

Thank Christ for that whiff

Sounds like the field might be frozen. That could be a factor.

i hope someone shanks one into a bullpen

That kick gave me cancer

well they sure won't need to ICE either kicker :^)

any confirmation that the field, is indeed, frozen?

pls update

Syracuse?

wow, look at all those incredibly attractive and cheerful walmart employees!
it's just like real life!

>hey guys
>did you know
>that Alabama and Clemson played each other before
>not just once but twice
>and in each of the last two years
>Alabama Clemson Part Three
>it's a trilogy guys

did u kno that stupid ppl watch CABLE? lmaOOOO
BUY DIRECT TV NOW

>just like disney's star wars©, now in theaters

Well I’m goin to Minnesota for those twins man

christ on fire, that adidas ad...

I feel like the Bowl Confidence Pool competition is more interesting than the competition on the field at times.

I couldn't play Capital One Bowl Mania but did any of y'all do it?

>boy i sure could go for a coke
>i know, i'll just grab this random one that i did not pay for without asking whose it is

they're really packin it in in the bronx

who the fuck thinks it is a good idea to play football or soccer games at yankee stadium? terrible seating and enviroment

lmao and how could they not figure out a press box to put those guys in

1. Because it makes money somehow?
2. It adds to the charm of the event?

I'm so glad northwestern avoided the pinstripe Bowl this year, even if the game last year was close
But why do they have to play such a shitty game =(

niggers

Booger: "look for play-action on first down....they could throw it to anyone"
> fuck

> thats a tight window to throw into
no deep safety help

Booger: "its definitely 4th down territory here"
> 2nd down and goal, down 7 pts

Yeah I heard that, too.

And what was that about "matriculating the ball down the field?!"

he's frozen solid. booger is only functional inside a studio in bristol

>baseball park
>playing football
>soccer scarfs

wtf is this shit

Jew York needs to be nuked

"""""charm"""""

anyone here?

no

ok bye

lmao suck my dick bitch

Just praying the hawks finally protect Stanley this half

Are you 14?

17 - 17
> Booger: "Its a tight ball game. It might be a turnover that decides this game"
holy shit

no but ur mom is haha

still obsessed with that black gmc commercial mom

1986 wants its bantz back

tell it to take this style of college football back with it

Dude that's Will Arnett's voice. I'm surprised he's doing that, must somehow pay really well. Or he's desperate. I heard he went off the wagon.

>score is this close
>game is still boring as fuck
How do you fuck this up?

hocking vehicles to soccer moms is one of the most lucrative businesses in the world user

car commercial narration is a huge money gig, it's probably the best thing he's had going in a long time

>E!SPN
The mouse finds a way

so this bowl pays out $2M, is played on a wednesday afternoon, and runs the same nine ads on an eternal fucking loop

who's winning here?

Good to know. I see why so many famous actors have done it.

Well good for him, he's one of my favorite actors.

is this the D team doing broadcast tonight?
> Oh! with the game saving tackle
12 minutes left in the 4th quarter

they're just miserably cold and bored to death

either one of those factors would be enough at this particular pinstripe bowl, but combine them and it's hopeless

Mack Brown

Mack Brown hasn't given one fuck about anything since Vince Young.

This is why Joe Buck and Al Michaels sit in a heated booth

Iowa is winning the game but it's going to go down to the wire.

It's getting down to crunch time.

>goddammit, please don't go into overtime

> guys, its a tie ballgame
> gotta leave it all on the line
> its going to come down to who wants it more
> the field is frozen
> this next play could determine the outcome
> both teams are evenly matched
> I am running out of cliches, but I'm going to keep posting memes

What is with this super lame and dumb SUV commercial that's associated with Star Wars?

Is that lady that's driving mentally retarded, or what is the story here? Should we really be encouraging the mentally deficient to drive?

kek. what would they do if both teams just agreed to forfeit after tying at 0:00?

New Star Wars movies are shit.

In other news, water is wet.

OT of this game is better than nothing since we're just killing time before Mizzou-Texas anyway.

honestly, after changing jobs to one that requires an interstate commute, i'm 110% for any dumbass driving aids that keep those fuckers away from me

>Bombston

Daaaaaas Hawks

Ha I commute interstate, too.

I just feel like as they say, when you make something idiot-proof, the world invents a better idiot.

>ok, guys, we're gonna play "mars, the bringer of war"
>ok, guys, we're gonna play "mars, the bringer of war"
>ok, guys, we're gonna play "mars, the bringer of war"
>ok, guys, we're gonna play "mars, the bringer of war"

fucking stream just ended like this