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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHA FUCKASSSSSSSS Edition

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Fuck Drumpf and Fuck Clack

vodka is for gays

guys what kind of alcoholic beverage would you recommend to feel fire running through my veins?

the cheapest shitest spirit you can find preferably something not intended for human consumption.

anime

love drinking
hate living
simple as

are spirits just considered anything thats not wine

Excellent opinions

Go after the innocent! Crush the four year olds under your feet! Get behind me Satan, RAAAAAAAARRRRRGGG!!!

gf asked me why anyone would ever live in California if it keeps getting set on fire

Reminder that it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile

Clack is alright, I mean, he's no Cara but still

Samuel Adams Belgian Session

i'm gonna be famous just you wait

Autism, primarily

Everyone in my residence hall went home for break
It's so nice just relaxing here

what what you're telling me is that if i want to get strong, i need to start frowning more?

Jesus fuck imagine you're trapped on this plane and they won't shut the fuck up

youtube.com/watch?v=NWpRc07X_AU

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This pepe made me kek

Why don't you have multiple fwb?

>he enjoys existing

wrong

webm of me fighting off the oldfags

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Could barely get a gf

why is everyone in /cum/ mentally ill except for me

Hmm?

chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/chapman/ct-perspec-chapman-trump-constitution-war-20171013-story.html

>Could barely get a gf
me neither, but GFs are overrated and unnecessary to get sex. Better off having a male best friend you can hang out with and do fun stuff with and just bang fwb desu

don't care

>Better off having a male best friend you can hang out with and do fun stuff with
yeah, that's what you call being a closet homo

>post anime

at least post you're face

You got that right

>having sex with women is gay

Whores are easy to fall in love with

Your post is saying you don't have a gf while mine says that I have one but was just barely able to get one

sex is sacred.
I cut off my fwbs because i always felt shame

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it's not
but you're still gay

100/10 rated

An 'ime a day...

how far up his own ass do you think the "reporter" who wrote this has to be?
i bet he believes every word of it too

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GO here post how many blacks have aids in your local area.

aidsvu.org/resources/

my life is painful

War is peace

HIV is a curse on minorities and homosexuals

I'm barely 23 and my hairs is already falling off.

The.
Absolute.
State.

lol

Well and females who like blacks look at the way the females are getting the

HIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS

I'm 22 and have some bald spots but I think it's from stress

how are you stressed at all

Shut up you fucking bitch

people mad at me/the system because their email doesn't work or venting their personal problems at the IT guy etc

I went to the bank and got this number

It's a sign

Life is only pain
I just want my waifu

D E V I L I S H

I always get feels so have to end things

>New York
>New Jersey
>New Hampshire
>Birmingham, Alabama
>Manchester, New Hampshire
>London, Ohio
>Boston, Massachusetts
>Cambridge, Massachusetts
>Bristol, Tennessee

Can you stop culturally appropriating us thanks

You will NEVER get your waifu so GIVE IT UP

I had her once

holy shit that made me dun think a thought

can you fuck off?

>Durham region, Canada
>London, Ontario
>Cambridge Ontario
>Hamilton Ontario
>Markham Ontario
>Whitby Ontario
>Pickering Ontario
>Scarborough Ontario
and many more

Canada doesn't count, you have our Queen on our money.
You are officially our bitch.

I can some round to your mother tomorrow and tell her to suck my cock and as an Englishman BY LAW she cannot say no.

gonna masturbate now who wit me

FOB

Most realistic scene of addiction in any movie ever
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Is it even possible to have an american online friend?

Well, at least I live in yellow.

you can't be friends with americans because their friendship is always fake

americans can't be friendly in an honest way it's always just an act they're playing

scroll down what are the percentages

don't believe the german

hes just using his nazi mind tricks and is trying blitzkrieg you

>our Queen
She's ours you Island niggers.

we need reasons to be friends

what do we share in common?

I like sprinting aimlessly and yelling at night at my local park when no one is there

Listening to System of A down

That's number of cases per 100k people. So the yellow is

amount of nigs

I'm American in America and don't have American friends.

Kill yourself pussy

Ok

tendies tendies bring them now you fat ungrateful sluggish sow

>The rate of black females living with an HIV diagnosis is 16.8 times that of white females.

That is actually higher then my area and I am in the south. Denver I am surprised

Not a fan of homos but I have to admit that love between two men is far purer and stronger than love between a man and a woman

Eat shit cunt, fuck you and your fucking ancestors

Start taking finasteride ASAP. A year's supply is like $50 on alldaychemist. Completely stopped my hair loss and it's been holding strong for years now.

Wish I could walk outside my home without seeing a nigger

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Mick and Rorty

Took the words right out of my mouth. Can't go to a restaurant without one of those yard apes unironically trying to serve me.

my mom hates it when i play this really loud xD

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You're a faggot ass pervert

How do we get rid of them?

gf told me she loves me :3

It's obvious R&M (Rick and Morty if you're out of the loop) is /cum/'s official TV show. But what is /cum/'s official album?

Shut up faggot black people are a normal part of life you got a problem, weeaboo, kill yourself or move to japan and get bullied for being a western otaku

I have no idea what they do, honestly. I can only assume they're making the rounds up there to try and have children so they can live off the government. I don't think they normally get jobs, I've never seen one working as far as I can remember.