On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate Liverpool?

Why is liverpool so detestable? I can't stand its colour, its player, its coaches, its fans, and mostly, the constant ass kissing from the media.

It's such a boring luster lacking club, it reeks of mediocracy, yet this shit clubs gets a free pass because of its ancient history.

2/10

of all the criticisms you can aim at liverpool, boring they aint

/10

10/10 when compared to the other "big 4" clubs in Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal.

>le no defense club

KULTKLOPPO WILL FIX IT HE ONLY NEEDS 150 MILLIONS AND 3 MORE YEARS

How is Arsenal a big club? They haven't won the league in over a decade and aren't even in top 4 right now.

Rape victim/10

They’re entertaining to watch, they do a lot of attacking things right, but sometimes strap you into a rollercoaster. A lot of people seem to demand absolute perfection of them and laugh when it doesn’t happen but realistically they’re just slightly above-average and going pretty far with what skills and personnel they posses.

They’re 7/10 honestly.

Without memeing, why is Arsenal so popular? I’m not familiar with English teams.

the had a good team with henry and wonger got them 20 years of champions league exposure which helps with all the third worlders

5/10

4 for the attack, 1 for the manager, 0 for every other part of the pitch. they are like a house of cards, even when they are 3-0 up everyone knows it could fall apart at any moment

*they

>score 4-5 goals in every other match
>two fastest muslims in the world
>all players and beautiful white smiles
>best counter attacking in the world
>responsible for the craziest cl final ever
>world renowned for legenadry atmosphere
>morally good, no time-play or diving
>everyone friends and no primadonnas with hugs, kisses and funny celebrations
>charismatic coach with great footy philosophy
>fans support the team through thick and thin
>brave enough to fight against the british government for 20 years to finally get justice

what's not to like

because they had an unironically good team who played some dazzling football all while the premiership got massive exposure during the early 00s.

>>fans support the team through thick and thin
and death

0

0 - they are fucking murderers the day will come that scouse cunts will get their payback in turin

They earned 2 points per game last season; this season it's 1.9. They literally got worse

kek

all changed now la

no more are the days of scoring 3 and conceding 3, with VVD if will be score 3 and concede 0
get your anus ready for liverpool to perform the never before seen perfect second half of a PL season
no defeats
no draws
no goals conceded
2nd place finish
things are looking up for us

Delete pls

A: Arsenal aren't a big 4 club
B: Big six is more accurate now anyways

>team that has matches with hockey game scores
9.6/10 for a sawker team for me

who was your last great CD, hyppia? agger was good but not that amazing and then he became shit

>Hyppiä
>Agger
Overhyped squad fillers

7/10
they're fun to watch as a neutral. if I was a lipprolvee fan I'd probably want to kill myself the way they throw away leads

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>2nd place finish
lel ive seen this on even the most delusional and most falseflagging posts from every fanbase

You're one to talk about murdering, Hans.

NO DIVING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Attacking: 8/10
Defending: 2/10

The game's not until February, leave the rageposts until after they dick 5 past you.

So all together 10/10?

Yes

>not even the first team in liverpool
>shitty plastic fans
>people who live in liverpool like them
>delusional fanbase
>small club mentality
>slipped the title
>always underachieve

Chelsea fan here, they play great football and Klopp just might be the only intelectual manager in PL

>Klopp
>intellectual
'no'

They remind me so much of the Boston Red Sox in the worst ways possible, and not just because of the fact that they have the same owner as Boston

>color red (obviously)
>insufferable smugness
>constantly playing the victim/underdog card despite being so incredibly wealthy
>stupid pop song anthems

But they are fun to watch, so I don't really mind them

I rate it 9.6/10

>I can't stand its colour
It's ok to shit on Liverpool, but you might be autistic.

Ok jao who do you sport ? Kek, a pre kek, kek for you user kekd.

Mostly stupid black people support them or cockneys who are basically white niggas so, you obviously get it.

ITS COMING HOME LADS

>Legendary atmosphere
Kek

At least in Europe and the big matches. Otherwise, Anfield is an absolute graveyard.

It's just a consequence of the ticketing system they have. Literally 95% of the attendance is 40+ years old wrapped in fucking blankets like it's a tennis match.

This does make for some nice moments when Anfield will clap the opponents or something like. Always gets the commentators talking about

>They know their football around these parts
>Always like to play here at Anfield. Never won much though, harharhar.
>Touch of class about these fans.

But as always, the best thing you can say about them is that they're not The Customers(TM).

>not rating Hyppia

Too far m8. Literally Maldini-tier. Most underrated defender in history.

I don't understand the hatred for the team on this board at all.

They are the 2nd biggest team in England, the Souness years and the rise of SAF's United effectively halted LFC's progression into the PL years and new millennium. They had American owners nearly liquidate their club. They had their own government try and cover up and pin Hillsborough on the fans.

I get that some might hate their fanbase for being deluded, but that's what a fan is supposed to do? Support their team. They play great attacking football that is built on quicksand which ultimately leads to entertaining games.

Why does this trigger so many people? Absolute morons.

>the three types of Sup Forums posters

Sup Forums is filled with bandwagoners who are threatened by Liverpool desu

Henchoz and Hyppia. Carragher was just decent.

away from Sup Forums I don't care for Liverpool. My da, doesn't even play in the same league.

On here I'm an ABL ringmaster though. There's something about Liverpool fans that makes winding them up and bullying them so satisfying.

>my da

Bizarre autocorrect. Meant my team,

bad nonce you

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I rooted against them because they're a club irish people root for. I have nothing against the irish it's just stick with your country famalan.

also I enjoy watching liverpoolians suffer it makes me feelbetter about my boring life desu

>My da

everton fan confirmed

It's mainly Scandinavians who bandwagon LFC though?

Liverpudlians mate, Liverpudlians.

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not with Ming under the goal's bar lol

With 10 being last season's real madrid who were playing both good and effective football I'd say around 7,5/10. Currently Liverpool have very good offensive players who can somehow even the bad defence.

Current 10/10s would be Man. City and Barcelona. No other team honestly seems to be playing perfectly.
As for PL I'd say
Tottenham , Chelsea , Utd 8/10
Man City 10/10
Arsenal 7/10

la

Swwwwweeeet Caroline!!!!!!!

Good. Get it out of your system.

No Liverpool fan on here gets wound up by ABL though. Not only are you targeting a particularly thick skinned, working class city that love to take the piss out of themselves, but the memes are also repetitive and out of date. Has any ABL thread ever had a Liverpool fan respond or is it always a circlejerk of autists?

How can you even compete?

bad little poofter