/nfl/ general - LOL ANGELES edition

LAR: Rams to rest Gurley and Goff in Week 17
NE: Tom Brady (Achilles) not practicing Wednesday
NYG: Apple refused to practice with scout team
NO: Michael Thomas limited to start the week
TEN: DeMarco Murray to be a game-time decision
NYG: Giants suspend Eli Apple for season finale
ATL: Update: Julio Jones absent on Wednesday
OAK: Michael Crabtree injured his hammy in Week 16
NYG: Sterling Shepard (neck) absent on Wednesday
LAC: Melvin Gordon (ankle) sits out on Wednesday
BAL: Jeremy Maclin (knee) sitting on Wednesday
DEN: Emmanuel Sanders (ankle) DNP on Wednesday

JIMMY

Tom Brady is a system babby

As a Pats fan, I don't think Harrison will help much, but fuck it's amazing to see the Steelers and their fans so incredibly butthurt about it.

Jerry Reese is the worst GM in the last 5 years.

6th for openly gay players in the league

Elite WR duo

>owl winner:
>owl mvp:

*drops pass*

>Brown
ok
>Rice
hell no

Why are there rules about what positions can wear what numbers in the NFL but not in college? It almost infuriates me seeing a lineman #17 or a RB #1

patriots
gostkowski

Pats
Lewis

Sean McBae and Jerat Goof so scared of JIMMY that they're pulling their starters in this week 17 matchup against the $(ers.

Eagles
Cox

>DEREK I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

>Patriots
>Rex "Bankhead" Burkhead

hey thatsa good broad. she have any butthole or pooping stuff out there?

>TEN: DeMarco Murray to be a game-time decision
with a completely torn MCL?

POO

How do you respond, /nfl/?

i agree, i'd love to watch her poo

OFF-TOPIC, NOT SPORTS

>I sat through the prequels which means the NT can't be bad

This logic is... interesting.

>your worst nightmare next year

"what do you mean, 'my star wars'? i don't watch derivative kurosawa ripoff hollywood trash"

>people hype up darby
>hes shit in most of the games hes played since returning sans a few ints
>now people hype up jones

boy oh boy, cant wait to bask on the mediocrity

Why is a space diner bad? They have to eat, right? Fucming retard soyboy.

MY BOI PATTY MAHOMES GETTING HIS FIRST REAL NFL START AGAINST A SB WINNING DEFENSE


p excited T B H to see what the first round pick can pump out. No need 2 worry about the Broncos fucking offense so.

I'd trade a 2nd for Eli Apple to join the vikes.
I mean he was a top 10 pick. dudes can come back from being garbage in a new atmosphere. happens all the time.

...

As a Steelers fan, I don't think cutting Harrison was a big deal, but fuck it's amazing to see the Patriots and their bandwagon so desperate to pick up 39 year old LB because their defense is so decimated.

>hey thatsa good broad. she have any butthole or pooping stuff out there?
Yes but I don't want to share that on a blue board :)

I still believe

>LAR: Rams to rest Gurley and Goff in Week 17

O fug, so Saints can move up to #3 and get either Seahawks or Falcons x3? Not sure I feel of this.

>poo in the loo
take that back you little shits. her favorite team is probably the SAINTS

>a rookie cb with a bum Achilles already

so scary

Who wins, the best Lingerie league team or the bears?

Now, before you answer that the bears are skilled enough to beat an NFL team, my one caveat is that you can't switch out players just for doing bad.

Now would Trub"I like big tits"sky be too distracted by the LFL's girls breasts to actually make any real offensive plays.

can i at least have a name, friendo

I'd let sym poo in my loo

She's surely the kind of gal who has once before in her life, not poo'd in the loo despite a loo being nearby. Right?
Bruh... she's canonly autistic.

Lingerie league.

Wasn't shit Sunday. He had one bad, albeit really bad, game against the Giants.
Don't know what one player having one bad game has to do with another player, anyway. He was the CB2 behind Lattimore before his injury for a reason.

She can get this autisDICK

Rams
Gurley

Catb owl

...

>Darby is the 41st-ranked cornerback with an 80.3 overall grade. In coverage, he’s allowed 1.59 yards per route run, which ranks 111th of 120 qualifying cornerbacks. Darby has given up a few big plays on slant routes, allowing five catches for 103 yards and one touchdown, and a passer rating of 153.3.

mmm...wonder what that stinky hole tastes like after a rigorous lfl game...

>when ur dicks on the spectrum

two questions
1. who should the vikings fear the most in the playoffs? rams, saints, or carolina? saints right? I mean they beat saints and rams, but the carolina loss was a fluke loss off calls.

2. Does anyone else make hamburger helper? am I the last guy on earth that still eats this? everyone treats it like the plague now. I mean I have bad taste but I love hamburger helper.

we're all winners here

Not even typing your [ost number, get the ffuck outta here

remember when that one nice trip let spee use his espn insider account and it was good for a few weeks until some fuckin ASSHOLE FUCKED IT ALL UP BY CHANGING THE PW AND SHIT???? REEE I'M STILL MAD

I forgot it existed. Probably haven't had it in at least 10 years.
Used to like it though. Rec your favorite hamburger helper.

Sweaty pussy is a legit fetish of mine

Is this a nice ass or just fat?

>mfw people actually thought he was better than peters

Cool, so you gave me the stats he had in that very bad game? Still don't know what that has to do with Jones.

Patriots: Malcolm Mitchell returns to Patriots practice Wednesday

>eagles defense is dominant while darbys injured
>eagles defense goes to shit when darby plays

weird

it has to do with people hyping up shitty or unproven players

Cheesburger Macaroni and Cheesy Enchilada are best Hamburger Helpers desu

>not cheesy hashbrowns

kys

>Patriots
>Pic related

He was in the discussion of best CB in the draft, with Lattimore getting the slight edge, before his injury took him out of the 1st round.

i was dreaming about that sweaty shithole but that works too

>Eagles CB rankings

1. Patrick Robinson
power gap
2. Sidney Jones IV
3. Ronald Darby
4. Jalen Mills
5. Rasul Douglas

I actually dont' know who it is : (

So this is what Vince McMahon is getting into.

>Dry grass-looking hair probably a wildfire risk
10/10 had a hearty chuckle at that.
Wew.
Vikings should fear themselves the most. Also Hamburger Helper is just poorfag-but-dunno-how-to-cook food. It's alright but you can do the same thing with the ingredients anyway.
She's really pretty in an odd way. Really strong facial features yet still feminine.

Wrong.

>Coming out of college, Jones was projected as a first round pick by the majority of scouts and analysts. Prior to the NFL Combine, Jones was ranked as the fifth best cornerback in the draft by Pro Football Focus.

>After he was injured at Washington's Pro Day, he was ranked the ninth best cornerback by Sports Illustrated, the 13th best by ESPN, and the 13th best cornerback by NFLDraftScout.com.

I hope they keep Robinson. He's a beast in the slot.

1. cheeseburger macaroni
2. salisbury
3. stroganoff
4. bacon cheeseburger
5. crunchy taco
6. hashbrowns
7. philly cheese steak
8. 4 cheese lasagna
9. fettucini
10. chili mac

the chicken helpers not so bad either. but you have to be able to deal with grease. if you cant its not for you. also hamburger helper will put you down for a nap. but if youre gonna have a big day of work it will get you through it.

>who here already watching NCAA game tape for the draft? draftbreakdown is legit

Is he our guy?

What's the best team in the south to root for? Not the Saints though because they're cheaters.

>this guy who makes one post responding to random multiple posts

Nicki is the only Nubian Goddess I find attractive

>ur mom who spends one night working random multiple dicks

Yet most people had the Eagles taking him at 14.

Panthers are fun

I miss him bros....

How do you fix the Giants Locker Room Behaviour situation?

jokes on you pal, i have two dads

god, what is it about her? i used to be repulsed but a few years later, i'd do anything to get a taste

Recomend me a team man also Nicki is not as impressive as these ladies

no boats, no social media

your mind has just slowly been worn down by the media

You get a strong coach who can win the respect of the locker room. The Giants should do whatever they can to sign Jim Harbaugh.

LOL

nah, i've always found plenty of other black women attractive

Nice ass

Vikings
Case keenum

>meme QB

I know shes had a lot of surgery but it doesnt bother me. The fact shes light skin is a plus, I don't fuck with dark skin chicks like . Her face is just gorgeous to me.

>Steelers chimping out
lmao

Jay Cutler!!

Desperation

>blackies i think are hot hot HOT!

-Nicki Minaj
-Rihanna
-Kerry Washington
-Jada Pinkett-Smith
-Blac Chyna

Fun fact: Kerry Washington is dating Nnamdi Asomugha